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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

is that really worse than utah or oklahoma?

In several ways, yes. In others, not so much. It's just in the middle of loving nowhere. I'd have a couple of friends there to hang with, at least. Right now I work with a bunch of goddamn geriatrics that I'd rather watch fall down the stairs than spend 8 hrs 1 min with.

vulturesrow posted:

Doing what if you don't mind my asking? Fallon is pretty lovely though. Reno/Tahoe is close enough to make it bearable though. The Tahoe part moreso than the Reno part.

An interesting combination of acquisitions, contracting, finance, and tactical poo poo...turns out they REALLY want Air Force and specifically ABMs for that position because there's a lot of joint coordination. At dirty contractor levels of pay. I'll probably post more detail in a week or two...not sure how much is appropriate to say in here just yet and you don't have PM.

McSpatula posted:

You're only a stone's throw away from Reno, which is more or less just as depressing as Fallon. Hope you like outdoor stuff or long drives to escape it all.

Yes and yes, actually. It's also only about 8 hrs from my kid, which is a lot worse than the 15 minutes it is now, but much better than the east coast jobs I've been seeing.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

On the topic of beaners, here's some Guatemalan power metal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXKbOHmOG4

38:10 is a pretty sick cover of Eleanor Rigby.

inca metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHjSsR9BKE

:rock:

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

McSpatula posted:

GIP's ironic racism doesn't even come close to touching legit old fashioned Italian racism, rooted deeply into their culture and politics. Get on their level. :colbert:

When I lived in Italy my landlord felt compelled to alert me when one time he saw a black lady walking down our street.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITlz6lECfk0

Our Boys in Blue getting the job done. :patriot:

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Morocco is pretty awesome.

Host family is cool, roommate is a whiny spoiled 18 year old, the women, praise Allah for the women.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
When my brother and his wife got back from Monaco (which I get is not Morocco) his summary was like "It's pretty much what ever luxury hotel in Vegas tries to fool you in to thinking it is, without any of the white trash waiting in massive lines for lovely restaurant seating."


Then he finished with "Shame that it's gonna get burned to the ground in a few years when some idiot loving Islamist group decides to shout 'Allah Allah Oxenfree' and gently caress up the only decent thing they've ever helped make"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

'Allah Allah Oxenfree'
lol

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Booblord Zagats posted:

When my brother and his wife got back from Monaco (which I get is not Morocco) his summary was like "It's pretty much what ever luxury hotel in Vegas tries to fool you in to thinking it is, without any of the white trash waiting in massive lines for lovely restaurant seating."

Monaco is genuine ridiculous. So many supercars and supermodels. The big casino's huge-rear end lobby is plated in no-poo poo gold, and at least in the '90s they wouldn't let you on the floor in less than a tuxedo.

When I was a kid we'd take the train down to ogle the cars and the girls, about the last time we went down there we accidentally bought a Ferrari and had to flip it before the bills came due. 'The town Vegas desperately wishes it was' is pretty spot on.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
How the gently caress did you accidentally buy a Ferrari

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

How the gently caress did you accidentally buy a Ferrari

I'd imagine in Dubai, Monaco, Hong Kong or Miami, that's pretty easy to do after a few drinks and misunderstandings with guys who speak pigeon English

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'd imagine he's full of poo poo but maybe that's just me? :confused:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
It's true, Ferrari's are often both mistakenly sold and purchased.

Internet.

Then again, Spongebobs neighbor literally has a new lambo in the driveway and I didn't believe that.. so.. :shrug:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Snowden is a member of the tribe, maybe some crazy emitrate was trying to get one over on him to honor the lost homies in Palestine

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Obama Africanus posted:

It's true, Ferrari's are often both mistakenly sold and purchased.

Internet.

Then again, Spongebobs neighbor literally has a new lambo in the driveway and I didn't believe that.. so.. :shrug:

What next you're gonna tell me Blue Squares actually was inside his hot lady roommate's pussy so much that he was paying rent on it?


GET hosed SHIM YOU GODDAMN JEW MAGICIAN

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

How the gently caress did you accidentally buy a Ferrari

We were at an exotic car auction in Monte Carlo, because that's actually a great way to take a bunch of kids and go look at a stupidly huge selection of supercars all in one place. The bidding started at 150k francs which was like 25 grand American and my grandfather was feeling fruity or something so he bid, and then no one else did, more or less. It ended up being like $30k, If you really care I have a couple pictures of it, it wasn't really a nice car (13ish years old, cloth interior) and he was terrifying driving stick so he flipped it. He was actually looking to pick up a Silver Shadow that ended up going for the same price a little while later so the money thing wasn't really a big deal.

The car demand in Monaco is so bizarre that I remember one of the few American cars was like an '85 Monte Carlo SS and I think it went for more than that Ferrari or the Rolls. Dunno if the name had novelty value or what.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

holocaust bloopers posted:

What next you're gonna tell me Blue Squares actually was inside his hot lady roommate's pussy so much that he was paying rent on it?


GET hosed SHIM YOU GODDAMN JEW MAGICIAN

Never met Blue Squares.. :(

Spongebob is good people though.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

Never met Blue Squares.. :(

Spongebob is good people though.

no offense but thats like some crazy guy on meth during a cops episode that jumped out of the passenger side of the chase car telling the cops that his buddy isn't so bad after all

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

genderstomper58 posted:

no offense but thats like some crazy guy on meth during a cops episode that jumped out of the passenger side of the chase car telling the cops that his buddy isn't so bad after all

No offense taken. :)

For the record sponge bobs neighbors Lambo is the same color as Meowlins vintage Geo-Metro convertible.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

No offense taken. :)

For the record sponge bobs neighbors Lambo is the same color as Meowlins vintage Geo-Metro convertible.

cheers mate

e: where the heck has rovingreporter been!!!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
looks like rovingreporter is econoutlines now, dunno why he doesn't come here.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus




Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Caught Dillon Francis and Skrillex in west Iowa of all places tonight, pretty decent show for a Wednesday

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

i would like to know more

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
I watched a movie over the weekend called Blue Ruin that had one of the most accurate depictions of a veteran I've ever seen in a movie. Dude was fat, worked at a bar, and lived alone with a bunch of guns. Plus, the actor that played the veteran was Buzz in the Home Alone movies so that was p cool.

Indie movies can be pretty hit or miss, this one was pretty loving good. It's on amazon streaming and probably a few other vod places, highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJo1qrr_8Hc

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Snowdens Secret posted:

Caught Dillon Francis and Skrillex in west Iowa of all places tonight, pretty decent show for a Wednesday



lol which casino was it at?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Just registered for my first semester of GI bill classes. Feels good :smug:

8am classes Monday through Thursday doesn't feel good though :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

8am classes Monday through Thursday doesn't feel good though :(

dusted

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

I did it on purpose otherwise I will continue to sleep until noon every day. Why this is important to me I have no idea.

Getting older sucks.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Cole posted:

I did it on purpose otherwise I will continue to sleep until noon every day. Why this is important to me I have no idea.

Getting older sucks.

Ahahahah enjoy failing those classes idjit


Edit: Or enjoy spending time with your contemporaries nerd-human being

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
You're never going to routinely make it to those classes.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

iyaayas01 posted:

lol which casino was it at?

Mid America Center so I don't know if that's Caesar's or the Horseshoe

Didn't have a chance to check out the dog track

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

Cole posted:

8am classes

You're either gonna roll into classes shitfaced from the night before or just miss them entirely; protip: figure out which professors don't grade based on attendance :toot:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Lol why did you pick an 8am class, you're gonna hate yourself

Oh btw guys I passed calculus with a C :toot:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Got all B's this semester. boo

Did worse on my calc 2 final than expected. God drat series and sequences.

On the plus side, I did better in my mechanics (physics) class, so I guess it evens out.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jun 19, 2014

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

You're never going to routinely make it to those classes.

While generally I support using any opportunity to call Cole an idiot I did the same thing, but then again I've been getting up at 630 and going to the gym anyways. I'd much rather wake up early and be done with classes at noon or two most days

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
My math class was at 8am this past semester, I showed up just over half of the time. Luckily, my professor didn't take attendance, or I would've been dropped in a heartbeat. Also, I still did all the drat studying for the lectures I missed or I would've tanked come exam day. Got 3 A's an 1 C (integration lol) on my exams, and I assume I got a B on my Final.

Next semester I'm taking discrete mathematics, modern algebra, linear algebra, computer science 2, and some 1 credit online class about Unix.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
loving hell, Cole. Why the hell would you do that?

My earliest class next quarter is 1:30. Even a noon class is pushing it for me.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Hmm literally EVERY SINGLE STUDENT says 8am classes are a bad idea. Whatever, nigga I'm cole.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

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bengy81
May 8, 2010
I didn't really mind 8:00 AM classes, but I'm up at 5:30 everyday regardless. It still feels like sleeping in compared to getting up at an ungodly hour for command pt.

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