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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Cole posted:

with my pay getting all hosed up til next month i don't have enough money to cover myself. what's the easiest way to get a loan for like $1000? interest doesn't really mean poo poo since i'll be paying it back all at once with the first payment.

Lmfao cole you retard why the gently caress didn't you have any savings?

Also interest does matter man, you haven't found the secret to ripping off payday loans.

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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No credit card, no savings, relying on gubmit hand outs. drat cole.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Countdown to cole joining the reserves.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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shyduck posted:

You can always sell sperm

That's actually really tough to get into.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Snowdens Secret posted:

You're thinking of vaginas



Not your moms!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Godholio posted:

Just applied for an Army civ job that starts at 90k. I won't get it

That's not six figgies

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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I was really looking forward to cole taking out a payday loan and then trying to outsmart them by paying it back early and getting a huge fee.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Teacher asks "What happened in 1964 to change baseball?" Girl answers "World war II"

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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drat!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Well this is pretty neat.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Obama Africanus posted:

Nigga you gay.



Cole posted:

N4I is your cock big enough that you leave a gaping rear end in a top hat for the cum to fall easily out of?

E I ask because all the gay pornos I've seen have white dudes with tiny dicks.

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Lmfao the breakup really hosed you up didn't?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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"Not interested"-cole

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3632741

Aaaahahaha this idiot managed to get a .557 her first semster of college

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Except for stuff like math and chemistry I've never seen someone fail a freshmen class except for just saying gently caress it up and never showing up to it ever and not doing a single assignment. And sometimes they even get a C anyway!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Mad Dragon posted:

Wait. This is a ZERO-POINT-557 on a standard 4.0 grade scale? How the gently caress? :stare:

diabeticmoodswing posted:



Really I would say that my poor grades maybe stem from 60% absences/"participation" stuff, 15% incomplete homework, and 25% mediocre test grades.


"mediocre" test grades. lmao.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Depends on the school, but it's not horrible.

It won't get you into Penn or Hopkins (if you're white) but it isn't bad.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Relentlessboredomm posted:

Why are there no other laptops with displays as nice as the Retina for the same price point? I thought Apple was supposed to be the expensive one. I feel like I'm going to keep resisting and then just end up with a Mac anyway.

I have a retina macbook pro and I love it. If you can justify the cost then go for it. It isn't better to the point that I would put myself over my budget, but I am definitely happy with it and probably wont buy another windows laptop.

Of course my mac WAS free through voc rehab so maybe that makes me a bit biased.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Windows 8 isn't half as bad as people make it out to be. You can completely ignore the stupid metro tile bullshit and once you do that it's just windows.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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You people have finals in summer classes already? I JUST had midterms.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Carteret posted:

The youtube video that came from is way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

This is an awesome video but that is a weird rear end book.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

So I'm watching this World Cup footie because I'm stuck at an airport and on the sidelines they have "say no to racism" or some poo poo, is racism that big a problem in FIFA?

Well soccer is big in Europe.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Here I was thinking racism was more popular in NA

Lmao

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Hmm literally EVERY SINGLE STUDENT says 8am classes are a bad idea. Whatever, nigga I'm cole.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Jarmak posted:

How the gently caress did you guys manage the military if you can't make it to 8am classes consistently?

Uhhh well idiot retard bitch I didn't have a choice then. If you have the ability to drink until 4 every night and stumble into class at 130 why the gently caress wouldn't you? UHHH WELL I GET UP EARLY AND GET MORE STUFF DONE AND SEIZE THE DAY ok cool grandpa finish your crosswords.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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elite_garbage_man posted:

Look at me, I still get high and tight hair cuts, pick up cigarette butts at 0500 (5am for you turds out there) after reciting the rifleman's creed (aka the blood thirsty dnd motto) in skivvy shorts even though I'm a civilian now because I was brainwashed by the military. Watch me pack my day pack with a mre before I head to school 15 minutes early, so I can stand at parade rest by the door, and let everyone know they should address me by my rank that I have since been promoted to while in the IRR.

just kidding

Obviously we were poo poo lords in the military. Good thing we're out, huh?

I also keep my ACU/Marpat bugout bag because hey I already had it and I need all my BAH/book money to keep making payments on my 09 Mustang GT with a sick exhaust and two plugged tires.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Snowdens Secret posted:

You beat traffic on the morning commute that way, it's a hard habit to shake

E: also mofos that don't shower in the morning are gross

Yeah for real shower you nasty. Quit rolling into class all greasy and smelly in your hosed up pajamas.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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Yessss

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Aug 16, 2005

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Make the tips orange

Lol

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

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The coolest thing about the VA is that it's website has business hours for checking GI bill status lmao.

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