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Ive played all of metal gear solid one, two, some of three, most of four, and I just beat ground zeroes, yet when someone starts explaining the patriots or fox die or some poo poo my eyes start glazing over. Ground Zeroes almost made it through without anything real crazy but Kojima couldn't last an hour without some nano vampire level stupid poo poo happening. So what the hell are these games about really
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Cyra posted:memes
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Jun 2, 2014 07:32
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And hunky men in tight suits that accentuate their iron glutes
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Cyra posted:memes al-azad posted:And hunky men in tight suits that accentuate their iron glutes
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Jun 2, 2014 07:36
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genes memes patriotism military-industrial complex gay men's asses being cool
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Jun 2, 2014 07:38
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War is Bad but also really cool.
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japanese nerdy military fetishist guy muttering incoherently about war for 27 years.
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an anti-freezing peptide, snake
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i remember years ago (before 4) when people took the mgs plots super-seriously that was really funny
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"this is just like one of my Japanese animes" - Hal "otacon" emmerich
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:i remember years ago (before 4) when people took the mgs plots super-seriously the thing is, people still do
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MGS is all about poo poo happening that Kojima thinks is cool at the time, and then he tries to justify its place in the plot with ridiculous exposition dumps It rules
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Jun 2, 2014 20:58
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"There's another..in my.." *explodes*
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what are you having trouble with specifically OP? I'll try to help you out.
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Jun 2, 2014 21:25
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Dongslayer. posted:So what the hell are these games about really 
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MGS1 is an uncomplicated story about how nukes are bad, deterrence isn't sound, and how tabula rasa is a thing. MGS2 is about how video games propagate the military industrial complex MGS3 is about james bond MGS4 is about how kojima really wants to stop making these games
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Jun 2, 2014 23:24
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Nanomashoes posted:what are you having trouble with specifically OP? I'll try to help you out. whos cooler big boss or solid snake
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I know what Metal Gear is about.
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Dongslayer. posted:whos cooler big boss or solid snake solid snake is a genetically engineered super soldier who fights highly trained government agents for the good of the world big boss is a retard who fights geriatrics, eats glowing mushrooms, and is afraid of dracula
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raiden was the coolest, actually
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The games are literally about a man obsessed with carboard boxes. He could never get a job at the UPS store. This is what happens.
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Nanomashoes posted:MGS1 is an uncomplicated story about how nukes are bad, deterrence isn't sound, and how tabula rasa is a thing. MGS1 is someone's Escape From New York fanfic MGS2 is a middle finger to anyone who expected a traditional sequel MGS3 is indeed James Bond MGS4 is Kojima killing the series. Peace Walker is Kojima reviving the series albeit at a smaller scale because Konami dropped his weight in gold on his desk Ground Zeroes/Phantom Pain is Kojima continuing the series because all successful creators realize that when your children become bigger than you are you either pull a George Lucas and gently caress with it as much as possible or pull a Harlan Ellison and murder all the main characters. Kojima is Japan's George Lucas.
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google meta gear solid op.
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are you sure that you aren't just stupid, op
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Nanomashoes posted:solid snake is a genetically engineered super soldier who fights highly trained government agents for the good of the world so big boss, then
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Cyra posted:memes
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Metal Gear Rising is game about cutting cyborgs into tiny pieces, sombreros, robot dogs, and eating spinal cords.
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Cyra posted:"There's another..in my.." Besides this what exactly is Ground Zeroes suppose to be about?
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Lewie posted:Besides this what exactly is Ground Zeroes suppose to be about? it;s just an extended ad for vocaloid software
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Lewie posted:Besides this what exactly is Ground Zeroes suppose to be about? Its a rescue mission Endorph posted:are you sure that you aren't just stupid, op my low level of intelligence doesnt take away from the fact that mgs game plots are convoluted as poo poo Nanomashoes posted:MGS2 is about how video games propagate the military industrial complex mgs2 is probably the one i remember the best and all that comes to mind is that the government was run by an ai
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aside from some uh... Questionable storytelling "devices" and it only being like thirty minutes long I really enjoyed ground zeroes
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in one of the metal gear games i forget which snake could be revived from the dead through the power of Doritos
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sometimes it takes a second for my sig to load and i get worried
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MGS1: Terrorists have taken over a remote Alaskan base. Stop them, Snake! MGS2: Terrorists have taken over a remote oil drilling platform. Stop them, Raiden! MGS3: Terrorists have taken over a remote Russian base. Stop them, Ja-er,Snake! MGS4: The guy who's using your brother's arm can kill everyone with his jazz hands. And Chris Tucker and the girl who used to fawn over you are working for the computers that secretly run the world. And that cyborg no one wanted to play in 2 but now everyone wants to play has to stay alive or the autistic girl you're babysitting will die. And your best friend is the gooniest motherfucker alive but he's getting more action than your geriatric rear end ever will. Oh, and you're dying.
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somebody post that scene from a cinematic in mgs4 where snake is approaching a village through tall grass using that fingertip crawl, and the camera is positioned directly behind his butt and lingers there for like a minute straight.
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