I will reveal the BoothsBeard secret, in this thread

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SIDS Vicious

BoothsBeard is my new pastor he made an account to spread the good news after I shared the details of my average day with him, I hope you all made him feel welcome!

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:49

BoothsBeard

It has been a long journey but the Lord rewards those who work in his stead.

Thank you and God Bless.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:26

Machai

this has gona past circle jerk and into masturbatory thread territory

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^sigs4lyfe

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:27

SIDS Vicious

its actually not me tho lol

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:28

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

Sid Vicious posted:

BoothsBeard is my new pastor he made an account to spread the good news after I shared the details of my average day with him, I hope you all made him feel welcome!

I'm going to slowly torture him to death.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:28

SIDS Vicious

circ dick soleil posted:

I want to torture him to death.

can i watch and j/o

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:29

BoothsBeard

I shall continue to pray for everyone's souls here.

Thank you and God Bless.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:29

the unabonger

Sid Vicious posted:

BoothsBeard is my new pastor he made an account to spread the good news after I shared the details of my average day with him, I hope you all made him feel welcome!

:iamafag:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:30

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

Sid Vicious posted:

can i watch and j/o

No but I'll be selling blu-ray recordings of the torture in SAMART.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:31

SIDS Vicious

okay me and boothsbeard have literally identical post times on those last posts how the gently caress can you event hink its me still lol

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:31

Eye of Widesauron

I'm pretty sure you would have an aneurism after posting like that

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:33

SIDS Vicious

for real saying i think jesus is alright and that i believe we should treat others equally =/= a mormon lmao

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:34

BoothsBeard

I have found a new holster to carry my firearm in and shall ask about it in TFR post haste.

Thank you and God Bless.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:44

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

BoothsBeard posted:

I have found a new holster to carry my firearm in and shall ask about it in TFR post haste.

Thank you and God Bless.

use a gun to kill yourself

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:45

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

thread has yet to deliver

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:46

BoothsBeard

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3315237&pagenumber=910#post430446677

I hope that this "TFR" is as helpful as you have all made apparent.

Thank you and God Bless.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:50

Looke

jesus loving christ

:ughh:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:58

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Looke posted:

jesus loving christ

# ? Jun 2, 2014 10:01

Flynn Taggart

# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:51

something9999

Sid Vicious posted:

for real saying i think jesus is alright and that i believe we should treat others equally =/= a mormon lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpKAQacDkFo

# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:54

ulvir

my D is probs the last thing I'd want near a handgun

# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:55

satsui no thankyou

ulvir posted:

my D is probs the last thing I'd want near a handgun

tfr disagrees, and will inform you on the advantages of having a loaded revolver near your manhood, such as - concealment
- feel powerful
- able to recreate that scene from Kopps

# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:05

ulvir

satsui no thankyou posted:

- able to recreate that scene from Kopps

this is a good point

# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:06

Typical Gnu

when i am in public my hands are either near or on my genitals at almost all times so having a handgun there as well would be incredibly convenient

# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:37

Eye of Widesauron

N17R4M posted:

Since this isn't the Stupid Gun related poo poo thread, I'll just say that the best way to carry a revolver in that is cocked. And always keep it loaded. And don't double-guess when you reach down to scratch your crotch. This will ensure you will have room for an even larger revolver in the near future.

Giving advice that is potentially lethal in TFR is A Okay but if you ask about ammunition in the guns and ammunition subforum 7 day probate

Seems legit

# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Looke posted:

jesus loving christ

infrared35 posted:

Serious answer, in case you're being serious: Thunderwear holsters do offer good concealment but with the tradeoffs that your draw is MUCH slower and you obviously have to be extremely careful about your draw and reholster techniques. Be aware that, in general, the larger the handgun, the more difficult it'll be to draw from that holster. But all other things being equal, you might be better served by a tuckable inside-the-waistband holster. About the only reason to go with Thunderwear is if you've got unusually extreme wardrobe limitations, like you have to wear sweatpants or something. Even then, I think I'd go with a shoulder holster or some other option that had better retention.

HAHAHAHAHAH

# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:40