- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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When Monday morning comes I wake up and truck goes by omg she's going to be so mad at me when she gets home oh my god oh my god oh my god.
The neighbors put their trash out on Sunday nights and so they never forget. They never fight. I hate them.
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When Monday morning comes I wake up and truck goes by omg she's going to be so mad at me when she gets home oh my god oh my god oh my god.
The neighbors put their trash out on Sunday nights and so they never forget. They never fight. I hate them.
trouble in paradise?????
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Jun 2, 2014 15:47
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I forgot to take out the trash. 
I'm just going to leave it out by the curb before she gets home and hope she believes that the trash men just didn't pick up the trash. They skipped us. Again. It's not my fault, maybe we didn't pay them this month? gently caress.
What makes it worse is she won't believe that story, and I feel like a dog with my tail between my legs, but I'm not cute enough to pull the puppy dog eyes effectively.
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Jun 2, 2014 15:52
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jun 29, 2014
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Jun 2, 2014 16:12
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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You should be an awesome, responsible dude like me. It really helps.
I am awesome. I just cannot draw. Or take out the trash..
BESIDES Why should I have to take out the trash when I work a 3pm-11pm job and she works a 9am-5pm job and the trash goes out at 830?! why do I have to wake up early in the morning on a Monday when she can drag out the cans to the curb herself?
Death to the Matriarchy!
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Jun 2, 2014 16:16
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- Looke
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Put your bags in the neighbours bin
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Jun 2, 2014 17:06
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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hide in the bushes with the garbage and when your wife comes home throw the garbage at her women love that sort of thing I'm told
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Jun 2, 2014 17:07
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Put your bags in the neighbours bin
They would obviously notice and kill me possibly. It's too late regardless. I've left for work. I'm a dead man.
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Jun 2, 2014 19:25
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- Qwerinty
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Sell your home and move into a crummy apartment with a communal dumpster. Or you get home at 11pm, so put it out when you get home before you settle in? Or she could set it out as she's leaving as long as the trash folks are reliable to never come early
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Jun 2, 2014 19:30
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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I hope you have a nice doghouse!!! 
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Jun 2, 2014 19:31
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- alnilam
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bring your trash to another neighborhood whose trash collection is on tuesday morning and distribute it among other ppls trash
also dont lie about it if you know shes not gonna be lieve you anyway just say "sorry babe I was really stressed outall day about it i dunno why i keep forgetting but maybe we can try to set reminders so ill get better at it and maybe you can take the goddamn trash out some days too gently caress"
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Jun 2, 2014 19:35
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I'm just going to leave it out by the curb before she gets home and hope she believes that the trash men just didn't pick up the trash. They skipped us. Again. It's not my fault, maybe we didn't pay them this month? gently caress.
Waste management and recycling isn't a public service? 
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Jun 2, 2014 19:36
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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bring your trash to another neighborhood whose trash collection is on tuesday morning and distribute it among other ppls trash
also dont lie about it if you know shes not gonna be lieve you anyway just say "sorry babe I was really stressed outall day about it i dunno why i keep forgetting but maybe we can try to set reminders so ill get better at it and maybe you can take the goddamn trash out some days too gently caress"
I'm going to avoid telling her until the last second because that strategy always works in my head.
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Jun 2, 2014 19:36
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She told me the last time I would forget, ship me off to Siberia. 
She's just joking right?
Siberia has some v. nice doghouses this time of year
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Jun 2, 2014 19:38
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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Waste management and recycling isn't a public service?
lol america
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Jun 2, 2014 19:38
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antgry fish a relationship is like a partnership and a team, you two should be supporting each oter not berating each other and expecting e.o. to take the trash out and getting mad if you dont, you two should talk about being omre positive and supportive, you shouldn't be afraid of telling your gf or wife or w/e that you made a mistake
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Jun 2, 2014 19:40
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- nvm no cake
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you hosed up
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Jun 2, 2014 19:43
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when my husband drives home on thursday night he passes about 20 houses with trash cans out. he parks in the garage, gets out, pulls the trash cans into the street and comes in to drink a beer. you might try that
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Jun 2, 2014 19:46
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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antgry fish a relationship is like a partnership and a team, you two should be supporting each oter not berating each other and expecting e.o. to take the trash out and getting mad if you dont, you two should talk about being omre positive and supportive, you shouldn't be afraid of telling your gf or wife or w/e that you made a mistake
Giving Angry Fish advice is like trying to talk Marilyn Manson about how his stage persona was boring and acceptable by career month 9 and not career year 14.
We have a partnership, but this is the ninth time I've forgotten the trash in the last 8 months so...
I'm am idiot.
Also, yes Evanston sold our waste disposal to a private firm that reprocesses our trash in as earth friendly methods as possible. You can opt out if you want to take it to the dump yourself.
We also now have our power coming from this company that buys clean energy credits. We will see a 40% rise in our energy bills starting this month. Liberal paradise.
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Jun 2, 2014 19:50
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i'm still a little vague on how clean energy credits work, to me it only makes slightly more sense than if mcdonald's bought healthy food credits and claimed that because of that you'll lose weight if you eat their food
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Jun 2, 2014 19:58
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i'm still a little vague on how clean energy credits work, to me it only makes slightly more sense than if mcdonald's bought healthy food credits and claimed that because of that you'll lose weight if you eat their food
this would be true if all the food everyone ate was teleported fro myour throat to a common pool of everyone elses food and mixed together and then came back out into your intestines so the effects on your health was tied to the aggregated diet of the whole world and not jus tthe food that passed through your mouth, and so mcdonalds pays some donkus to eat a kale carrot quinoa salad and drink wheat grass juice so that the gross happy meal you just ate and sent to the foodpool is offset somewhat by the kale carrot quinoa salad that other guy ate
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Jun 2, 2014 20:01
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this would be true if all the food everyone ate was teleported fro myour throat to a common pool of everyone elses food and mixed together and then came back out into your intestines so the effects on your health was tied to the aggregated diet of the whole world and not jus tthe food that passed through your mouth, and so mcdonalds pays some donkus to eat a kale carrot quinoa salad and drink wheat grass juice so that the gross happy meal you just ate and sent to the foodpool is offset somewhat by the kale carrot quinoa salad that other guy ate
this would be a cool idea we should invent the necessary tech and do it, it would solve world hunger also too
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Jun 2, 2014 20:02
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this would be true if all the food everyone ate was teleported fro myour throat to a common pool of everyone elses food and mixed together and then came back out into your intestines so the effects on your health was tied to the aggregated diet of the whole world and not jus tthe food that passed through your mouth, and so mcdonalds pays some donkus to eat a kale carrot quinoa salad and drink wheat grass juice so that the gross happy meal you just ate and sent to the foodpool is offset somewhat by the kale carrot quinoa salad that other guy ate
that sounds way cooler than green energy credits why is this not a thing yet
e: ^^^ lol
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Jun 2, 2014 20:03
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Jun 2, 2014 20:04
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Evanston, Illinois. Home of Northwestern University, where parents pay $60k a year for their special snowflake to enjoy a career in journalism.
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Jun 2, 2014 20:06
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Waste management and recycling isn't a public service?
I do mine the night before, tonights the night, this thread is well timed
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Jun 2, 2014 20:21
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Dude, don't lie about it. Just take your bags to a trash center yourself. Or throw them in the communal dumpster of an apartment building or something. Just go do it now, everybody is at work. You take care of your fuckup instead of just worrying about how your wife is gonna punish you.
Dude. I won't lie. I'm not a liar.
I told her. She said, "That was expected." I guess I'm safe, but who knows when or if she'll do something about it.
I have my bags packed for Siberia in any case.
I hope a parka is warm enough...
Also, I am now at work. The garbage is on the side of our house. I'll report in this thread about her potential reaction and potential fallout.
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Jun 2, 2014 20:41
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just dump it all into another neighbor's cans
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