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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
im going out for some business/bar poo poo and my suitcase wrinked my clothes but i dunno how to do this right

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Nice fat rear end wallet you loving human being.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
loving George Costanza over here with a big rear end loving wallet lmao.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
nice stupid white pen you loving rear end in a top hat

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
turn on the iron like that and go to sleep

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
its full of money and cards lol i dont see how it could be much smaller bitch

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cool sink choad

borkzilla
Apr 11, 2008
Just go ahead and set your clothes on fire now, that is the only way this ends.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
what a poo poo lamp you dickbag

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

THS posted:

cool sink choad

its a hotel man

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

iron out the creases on your scrotum

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Cool loving wanna be poor rear end herman miller chair you got there lmao dickhead.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Call up a maid.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
this is a hotel not my house man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
yeah...really cool wall there

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
wear the clothes and then iron them so they fit to your body and look better

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

The Protagonist posted:

wear the clothes and then iron them so they fit to your body and look better

hm

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
oooo laaa-deee-loving-daaa a carpet floor eh, whats the matter exposed pipes not good enough for you you ASStit???

Nog
May 15, 2006

okay, let me explain this

that big thing is called an "ironing board" because it irons your clothes. first you heat it up with the tiny machine, then you put on your clothes and roll around on the warm ironing board until all the wrinkles are out.

let me know if you need more instructions

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

like so

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
nice fancy door handle you twat

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i bet that guy thought his photoshoped picture would never lead to a child stabbing

haha whoops

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
here ya go:

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012


no snuff films please

OnymousCoward
Feb 19, 2014
You need to put the iron on the front of your shirt and leave it in the same place for 10-20 minutes.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

put clothes on board

take pitcher of water and use it to soak your clothes

turn iron to highest setting and once it has heated up run it along your clothes really fast like as fast as you can. If you are too slow it will light your clothes on fire instead.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Protagonist posted:

i bet that guy thought his photoshoped picture would never lead to a child stabbing

haha whoops

tweens stab friend 19 times in the chest with an iron to appease ironman

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
there seems to be contradictory information in here folks

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Ignoarints posted:

there seems to be contradictory information in here folks

theres no wrong way to iron your clothes

find your own way to do it like everyone else

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
nice light switch ya oval office

naem
May 29, 2011

Shower beers 5 purple monkey cheese from orbit

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
real post i tried it, worked pretty badly, just like every other time I used an iron. :smith:

this is why i bought a clothes steamer

seiken
Feb 7, 2005

hah ha ha
great carpet you fat shitfuck

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

The Droid posted:

no snuff films please

the only thing pictured dying is Daniel Stern's career I mean before Home Alone he was in blockbuster after blockbuster such as Honky Tonk Freeway and C.H.U.D.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
are you staying in a hotel cus you flashed a granny your dingdong?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
real cool oxygen ya got there fuckface

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ignoarints posted:

real post i tried it, worked pretty badly, just like every other time I used an iron. :smith:

this is why i bought a clothes steamer

Throw the suit in the dryer for a few minutes

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Ignoarints posted:

real post i tried it, worked pretty badly, just like every other time I used an iron. :smith:

this is why i bought a clothes steamer

just take a steaming hot shower with your suit on, problem solved.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
rad ashtray(?) you fecal matter piece of dickcheese

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
you are the worst person i've ever had tangential contact with.

i hope you die alone and afraid.

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