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would you accept the offer? If he offered to turn you into a black man, but you had to keep your tiny white man penis, would you still accept?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:44 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 20:56 |
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I would, even if I had to keep my tiny cock. Because then I wouldn't be stealing jazz and rock 'n' roll from anyone anymore.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:46 |
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Maybe, no.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:47 |
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no because being white owns.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:47 |
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are you kidding being white is one of the few things i have going for me
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:53 |
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that louis ck bit
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:53 |
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Torka posted:that louis ck bit details? I haven't watched or listened to standup comedy since bill hicks died. the laughter died with him.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:54 |
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welcome to obama's america
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:55 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:welcome to obama's america I wonder if there's been an alternate-history book written yet where the US is a new Islamic Caliphate and everyone has to follow sharia law And then one of the islamists praises Obama to the hilt to make a pointed political statement
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 09:58 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:welcome to obama's america
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:05 |
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Vengarr posted:I wonder if there's been an alternate-history book written yet where the US is a new Islamic Caliphate and everyone has to follow sharia law I wonder if, in that book, that speech of praise is 12 pages long and it gets quoted in its entirety on message forums in that book's reality. Hmmm, actually now I'm wondering if message boards are prohibited under sharia law.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:05 |
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why would he offer that
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:09 |
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Not now, but it would've come in handy when I was 17 and applying to ivy league colleges, assuming i'd get to keep my grades and scores (and not get the brain of a average black man as well)
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:10 |
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do I get a gun too?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:12 |
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deal if he can keep everything else the same but make it black woman
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:13 |
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No because Im not from an 'accepting' family lets just say.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:14 |
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Psygnosis posted:Can anyone translate any of this to english? sinister
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:18 |
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Hello basketball scholarship
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:19 |
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Can I be a black woman with a tiny white man penis instead?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:21 |
like just black but with the same bone structure and poo poo? that'd look super loving awkward
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:23 |
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Digital Fingers posted:like just black but with the same bone structure and poo poo? that'd look super loving awkward yeah, for clarification let's say all common phenotypical features except the dick
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:28 |
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if I accept but I am not white do I still get a tiny white man penis?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:33 |
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Asian schoolgirl or nothing, genie.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:33 |
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can i get affirmative action? do i experience racism or reverse racism?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:40 |
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No I would have to turn in my chimpout and Stormfront memberships if I did that.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:44 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:if I accept but I am not white do I still get a tiny white man penis? yes
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 10:59 |
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No. I'd miss my boobs and moobs just don't cut it. Sorry, guys.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 11:29 |
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I'd be 25Cent
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 11:30 |
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Could he turn everyone else into a black person instead, so that I'd remain the only white person and have absolutely all of the white privilege?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 11:38 |
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Liar posted:Could he turn everyone else into a black person instead, so that I'd remain the only white person and have absolutely all of the white privilege? The genie could propose the same offer to everyone, and you may suggest that the genie do so if you ever encounter it. The genie could not, however, force black manhood (and that is the specific form of personhood that is manhood) onto anyone who declines the offer. You'd still have to secure soul whiteness from forum poster nerdrosis and the rest of storm front.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 11:50 |
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life is an adventure, why not?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 12:12 |
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Could I keep my swimming abilities, or would I lose those?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:00 |
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could i still be articulate and well-mannered?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:02 |
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I would decline because being white is loving awesome. Why would you ever?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:06 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:could i still be articulate and well-mannered? still? you aren't either.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:22 |
I will hopefully be dead before white men will be fully subjugated by race mixing and feminism, so I'm gonna say hmm how about no.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:40 |
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Depends on which black guy.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:02 |
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I'm a wigger so yes
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:58 |
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as a white im uncomfortable with this racist thread
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:00 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 20:56 |
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in my day genies gave you three wishes of your own choosing, none of this second-rate pre-chosen single-wish claptrap. bring back the OG. e: also the preferred nomenclature is 'djinni' and yes, yes, a thousand times yes
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:33 |