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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Hell yes, if I could become a 6,5" Nigerian pimp.

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kiwid
Sep 30, 2013

do I also have pubes for hair? if so, then no way

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Sizone posted:

but you had to keep your tiny white man penis,

What's the loving point then?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
so when is this genie showing up anyway

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Call them djinn op, genie is their slave name

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
You can't hate the roots of a tree and not hate the tree. You can't hate The Lamp and not hate yourself.

- Jeannie X

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Liar posted:

Could he turn everyone else into a black person instead, so that I'd remain the only white person and have absolutely all of the white privilege?

Being the only white person is just about the whitest thing you could ever do.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way op

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

roboshit posted:

no because being white owns.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I would wonder what I did to upset this nice genie.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

roboshit posted:

no because being white owns.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Thought of a good masturbation euphemism thanks thread

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Thought of a good masturbation euphemism thanks thread

does it have something to do with kazaam?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQSsrvsszcs

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Would i gain the intelligence of a black man as well?
If so it wouldn't be so bad, you wouldn't be able to comprehend what you lost.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

would I get a big black dick to go with the huge fat white girl boobs I currently have?

if so, yes

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
If wishes won't work, bullets will.

-Jeannie X

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
No. Black people are inferior to white men, socially. I'm part black, but I look exotic. So I'm doing alright socially.

Being a black man would be a huge downgrade.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
is the genie tyler perry?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

NihilismNow posted:

Would i gain the intelligence of a black man as well?
If so it wouldn't be so bad, you wouldn't be able to comprehend what you lost.

:vince:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Is the genie also black?

Is it Shaq?

Is Shaq the genie?

I bet the genie is Shaq.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I'd let Shaq do whatever he wants.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Sizone posted:

would you accept the offer?

If he offered to turn you into a black man, but you had to keep your tiny white man penis, would you still accept?

Like do I get to keep my mind and my current life? Or do I just suddenly become someone else like quantum leap?

Please flesh this poo poo out, I can't make up my mind otherwise.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
no, explaining my transition to my mom would break her heart

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
where the white wimmin at?

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
Do I get an afro?

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

what if i'm already black? (i'm not)

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
History proves that the arab man is a devil.

- Jeannie X

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Like do I get to keep my mind and my current life? Or do I just suddenly become someone else like quantum leap?

Please flesh this poo poo out, I can't make up my mind otherwise.

You, same mind (if you can call it that), same enormous gut, same miniscule penis, just darker skin and typical features associated with darker skin (broader nose, curly hair, ect.). History is also unchanged with the exception of vital records and id.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Let me ruin my life and ensure that I am pushed to the margins of modern society.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i'd consider sacrificing my white skin/white privilege to become this black man...





:drat:

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

lonesomedwarf posted:

as a white im uncomfortable with this racist thread

Yes. All y'all are loving racists. That's why I would say no to the genie, because of cunts like you.

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