- Ace of Baes
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might be meeting gfs parents today, shes an athiest but i think her parents are jehovas witnesses how should i act?
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Jun 3, 2014 15:16
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- Adbot
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May 16, 2024 05:52
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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Polite and respectful.
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Jun 3, 2014 15:16
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- Frank Horrigan
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make lewd gestures at her mother when nobody is looking
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Jun 3, 2014 15:18
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- Ace of Baes
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haha but seirously
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Jun 3, 2014 15:21
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- WindmillSlayer
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make lewd gestures at her mother when nobody is looking
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Jun 3, 2014 15:23
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- something9999
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sing All Along The Watchtower for them
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Jun 3, 2014 15:26
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- Looke
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tell them you have a disease and need a blood transfer from them to survive
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Jun 3, 2014 15:34
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 3, 2014 15:39
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- ZebTM
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this lol
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Jun 3, 2014 15:41
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- Frank Horrigan
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Tell them about the time their daughter got high at a party and ended up in a lesbian threesome
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Jun 3, 2014 15:41
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- Looke
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ask them if they've heard the good news
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Jun 3, 2014 15:45
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- Pinche Rudo
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show them the sex tape you made with their daughter
"I bet she gets that flexibility from her mom!" wink wink nudge nudge
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Jun 3, 2014 15:57
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- i am he
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stand up at the dinner table unzip your blue jeans an take your johnson and say whooaaa looks like we've got a surprise guest haha they'll laugh trust me
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Jun 3, 2014 15:59
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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stand up at the dinner table unzip your blue jeans an take your johnson and say whooaaa looks like we've got a surprise guest haha they'll laugh trust me
I laughed while picturing this, so it's bound to be a hit
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Jun 3, 2014 16:00
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- ron color
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stand up at the dinner table unzip your blue jeans an take your johnson and say whooaaa looks like we've got a surprise guest haha they'll laugh trust me
lmbo
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Jun 3, 2014 16:01
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"Hi, I'm forums poster BeardsBooth. Thank you and god bless"
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Jun 3, 2014 16:03
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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loook some serious advice from a mom. most traditional parents think children should be seen and not heard so just quietly go to her room and close the door. they will appreciate you two being in there.
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Jun 3, 2014 16:04
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- Looke
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in the middle of a conversation break out "yeah I'm actually rocking a 7.36 posts per day count atm"
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Jun 3, 2014 16:05
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- google THIS
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go on a big rant about how annoying it is when people proselytize door to door and suddenly pause with a look of dawning realization and start apologizing profusely but make it really obviously insincere
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Jun 3, 2014 16:05
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- Frank Horrigan
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go on a big rant about how annoying it is when people proselytize door to door and suddenly pause with a look of dawning realization and start apologizing profusely but make it really obviously insincere
ask them for tips on how to keep the witnesses out of your yard
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Jun 3, 2014 16:06
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- Ace of Baes
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loook some serious advice from a mom. most traditional parents think children should be seen and not heard so just quietly go to her room and close the door. they will appreciate you two being in there.
she doesnt live with her parents
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Jun 3, 2014 16:07
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go on a big rant about how annoying it is when people proselytize door to door and suddenly pause with a look of dawning realization and start apologizing profusely but make it really obviously insincere
My grandmother used to give jehovas her church's newsletter whenever they'd come to the house
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Jun 3, 2014 16:07
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- Pinche Rudo
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start sacrificing a goal to baal'zuul in front of them screaming GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD
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Jun 3, 2014 16:09
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- i am he
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ask them if they've familiar with the subforum of somethingawful called byob
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Jun 3, 2014 16:10
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- Eye of Widesauron
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I hope it goes well!
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Jun 3, 2014 16:11
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- FluffieDuckie
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just troll them. people love it when you do that
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Jun 3, 2014 16:14
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- Ace of Baes
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just troll them. people love it when you do that
hmm that might be true my gf trolls ppl almost as much as i do maybe it runs in her family
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Jun 3, 2014 16:15
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- i am he
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start laughing to yourself a little bit like when you're thinking of something funny but you can't stop hahaHAHA and when they're like what's so funny be like oh fine ill show you and pull out your phone and show them goatse
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Jun 3, 2014 16:16
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- Frank Horrigan
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Leap on top of the dinner table, start beating your chest, and yell pseudo-latin repeatedly in a menacing voice while crab-walking across the table towards her mother
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Jun 3, 2014 16:16
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- Frank Horrigan
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start laughing to yourself a little bit like when you're thinking of something funny but you can't stop hahaHAHA and when they're like what's so funny be like oh fine ill show you and pull out your phone and show them goatse
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Jun 3, 2014 16:17
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- Pinche Rudo
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wear a 2 girls 1 cup shirt
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Jun 3, 2014 16:18
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May 16, 2024 05:52
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- i am he
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when you meet her mom say to your gf "i didn't know you had a sister!" and her mom will be like aww that's so ni- haha why didn't you tell me you had an ugly retard sister ahhahahaha
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Jun 3, 2014 16:21
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Jun 3, 2014 15:16
lemme know how it goes op!
