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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > scientists are so selfish
 
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

TiMBuS posted:

I have called this press conference to let everyone know that we have performed extensive testing and analysis, and concluded objectively that science has not gone too far. I will not be taking any questions.
*crosses arms and skitters away on shoe-skates made from live, generically engineered rats*
* # ¿ Jun 4, 2014 04:56
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I have discovered
something amazing

it is a new discovery
of utmost abasement

I have invented
a new menthol breath mint

it kills on contact
with human excrement.

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