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Legal Update for 4 June 2014 1. I had previously advised Low Tax against speaking with any media outlets about the situation. However since Low Tax has insisted on speaking with the entertainment television variety show known as Fox News, which henceforth shall be referred to as "Fox", I have determined that the only person with whom Low Tax may speak is Shepard Smith - because his name is spelled incorrectly, and therefore any substantive element discussed with him will surely not hold up in a Court of Law. 2. I had a really great sandwich for lunch. It was a pulled pork and ham sandwich with stone ground mustard and pepperjack cheese on sourdough bread. I was thinking about our defensive strategy during bites 3 and 27, so that sandwich is going on the bill. 3. My entire staff is currently lawyering as fast as we can legally lawyer in this jurisdiction, and I can personally guarantee that we will continue to law away all potential harmful actions brought against this Forum with only several breaks for game controller battery replacement.
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