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https://www.yahoo.com/news/ap-exclusive-western-couple-held-afghanistan-171124057--politics.html lol at these loving hippies taking a journey to Afghanistan and the Taliban takin em in. kids don't smoke so much weed you end up retarded and captured by a buncha smelly bearded dudes
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please dont hit your kids
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Jun 4, 2014 22:32
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THS posted:please dont hit your kids
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Jun 4, 2014 22:32
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nah just hire a burly big boned babysitter to do the dirty work for you, then press charges and sue her into poverty before the statute of limitations prevents u from doing so to pay for ur kids higher education.
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Jun 4, 2014 22:34
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a sense of fear is a healthy thing to instill in a child
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Jun 4, 2014 22:38
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Looks like that guy lost a lot of weight though. Could end up being a new diet fad for rich assholes. Get abducted by the Taliban, lose the pounds, pay your ransom. At first there will be a few accidental beheadings but I'm sure things will smooth out.
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actually you shouldn't hit your children. these days they are more likely to kill you in your sleep. also it's just bad and stupid in general. i mean how long are you gonna hit them for? until they kill you in your sleep?
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DSauer posted:Looks like that guy lost a lot of weight though. Could end up being a new diet fad for rich assholes. Get abducted by the Taliban, lose the pounds, pay your ransom. At first there will be a few accidental beheadings but I'm sure things will smooth out. Inshallah
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Tsinava posted:actually you shouldn't hit your children. these days they are more likely to kill you in your sleep. also it's just bad and stupid in general. i mean how long are you gonna hit them for? until they kill you in your sleep? yes
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Jun 4, 2014 22:41
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if you dont smoke weed there is still a chance you will end up in afghanistan
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Jun 4, 2014 22:42
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THS posted:please dont hit your kids
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Jun 4, 2014 22:42
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i wonder if the Taliban are being nice to them
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Jun 4, 2014 22:43
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THS posted:please dont hit your kids
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Jun 4, 2014 22:43
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my dad beat me with a huge stick and called me gayboy while growing up and i turned out great *finishes beer and beats kid*
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Jun 4, 2014 22:44
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we need more kids getting hit by things
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Hitting kids didn't work but not hitting them hasn't worked out, either, I don't know what to do.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Hitting kids didn't work but not hitting them hasn't worked out, either, I don't know what to do. Don't have kids. Get a dog.
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Jun 4, 2014 22:53
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SunAndSpring posted:Don't have kids. Get a dog. can i at least hit the dog?
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Jun 4, 2014 22:55
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I hire other kids to hit my kids. Then I say something cool like, "That's why I am me, and you are you."
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Daedra posted:can i at least hit the dog? YOU MONSTER
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Jun 4, 2014 22:59
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lol like i need a reason
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beat the loving poo poo out of your kids, ftw
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SunAndSpring posted:Don't have kids. Get a dog. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/03/pope-tells-couples-have-children-not-pets
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Jun 4, 2014 23:02
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I have never met a kid who's parents didn't spank who didn't act like he needed a good spanking.
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instead of hitting your kids, poison them with a little bit a datura, just enough to cause intense and terrifying hallucinations, and tell them it was the devil and they need to behave. just only do it like 2 or 3 times per kid or you can really freak them out.
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Don't abuse children.
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Jun 4, 2014 23:21
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lol @ people hitting their children like barbarians
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Jun 4, 2014 23:23
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hit other people's kids
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bigzak posted:lol @ people hitting their children like barbarians I know when I sit down my child and have a deeply thoughtful discussion on morality and the nature of man after he hits his sister in the face with a tonka truck I can see the glimmer of shame in his glazed over eyes and I have won.
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eat your kids
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Just don't go all Aatrek on them. Spare the rod, spoil the child DOESN'T MEAN THAT AATREK!
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Jun 4, 2014 23:50
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THS posted:please dont hit your kids
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THS posted:please dont have kids
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Hit your kids, but only when appropriate, such as
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my kids hit me
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none of you read the op and saw my link about what happens when you don't hit your kids. they become crunchy idiots and vacation in places like afghanistan or chad
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Pon de Bundy posted:none of you read the op and saw my link about what happens when you don't hit your kids. they become crunchy idiots and vacation in places like afghanistan or chad chads a loving dork man he took my bacardi breezers last weekend and he didn't even sleep with those chicks at the club last night
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Wayside Bazaar posted:nah just hire a burly big boned babysitter to do the dirty work for you, then press charges and sue her into poverty before the statute of limitations prevents u from doing so to pay for ur kids higher education. You either don't know how much college cost or how much babysitting pays or both.
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