Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what do you mean get exercise? i played madden for 5 hours

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Necc0 posted:

lol look at this weakling *blows u over*

lol id destroy u

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

PuTTY riot posted:

working out is loving boring as poo poo. like at least play a sport or something jeez

lmao or you could go have fun at the gym with friends and feel accomplished when you're done. drat i hate joking with friends and being social

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

peepsalot posted:

i read an article that said that smoking weed p much counts as exercise

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Time posted:

lmao or you could go have fun at the gym with friends and feel accomplished when you're done. drat i hate joking with friends and being social

everyone else trying to work out hates u and ur friends hth

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

PuTTY riot posted:

everyone else trying to work out hates u and ur friends hth

it's only us in there it's a private place hth

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i have a standing desk at work

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
swimming has always been the best exercise anyway

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Time posted:

it's only us in there it's a private place hth

well ur ultra gay then

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

PuTTY riot posted:

well ur ultra gay then

well yeah i actually got on stage in a speedo to be judged by other dudes i'd say that was a given

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Time posted:

it's only us in there it's a private place hth

doin mad reps on the apartment gym equip

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

dont gymshame

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pram posted:

i have a standing desk at work

is ur name james???

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Time posted:

well yeah i actually got on stage in a speedo to be judged by other dudes i'd say that was a given

lol if u don't touch other dudes when ur wearing a speedo

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
ill post my speedo collection wheni get home maybe. my favorite one is my blue and gold checkered one

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

gonna kinda miss living in a mountain town, even daily bike commute was a challenge for my fat rear end

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PuTTY riot posted:

lol id destroy u

I would actually literally physically destroy you because I am much stockier than you are. Prepare to die, fucker. I'm coming to Mississippi.

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe

Linguica posted:

I know you sit all day long. This is bad



Lift weights, run, bike, play intramural sports, whatever, just do stop being such a sedentary slob. Do these things outside if at all possible because being outside owns. The internet will be there when you get back.

You can detail your likely futile efforts to stave off illness and infirmity here.

Id rather die young and leave a distended corpse than get unlazy

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Citizen Tayne posted:

I would actually literally physically destroy you because I am much stockier than you are. Prepare to die, fucker. I'm coming to Mississippi.

BRING IT

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

would pay real $$ to see dis

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I'm driving now. Drain the pool and hide your kids in it, prick. You're going to be annihilated.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
unfortunately tori died on the drive there rip 1992-2014

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Yodzilla posted:

i'm fat as hell and not proud of it


well kinda fat




could be better

a few years ago when i was p much an alcoholic i weighed 210 and i wanted to die

now i weigh 168 and im getting p ripped and fit again

feels good man

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm driving now. Drain the pool and hide your kids in it, prick. You're going to be annihilated.

my cousin tori

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


pram posted:

unfortunately tori died on the drive there rip 1992-2014

I was born in 1980. :(

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PuTTY riot posted:

my cousin tori

I'm still driving, fucker. Prepare to have your entire house thrown into the Delta, you loving prick. Biloxi is going to think it's some kind of hosed up new casino. Prepare for death.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
don't text and drive

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

PuTTY riot posted:

working out is loving boring as poo poo. like at least play a sport or something jeez

lifting weights has transformed my body and made me new friends lol good luck doing that with your adult kickball league

i mean yeah you'll make friends playing kickball maybe but let's not pretend it's real exercise

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

lifting weights has transformed my body and made me new friends lol good luck doing that with your adult kickball league

i mean yeah you'll make friends playing kickball maybe but let's not pretend it's real exercise

If only it had transformed your posts! hahahaha

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

i started running 3-4 times a week at the park near my work and being more mindful to not eat raw grease in the form of pizza or chinese food, should see results in a month or two (i'm on week 5 of running 3-4 times, i lost a few days last week but my sleep hosed itself up something fierce)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I got a new chair that gives me better sitting posture

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm still driving, fucker. Prepare to have your entire house thrown into the Delta, you loving prick. Biloxi is going to think it's some kind of hosed up new casino. Prepare for death.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Citizen Tayne posted:

I was born in 1980. :(

added to yosposters.xls

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

PuTTY riot posted:

yeah man it was awesome. i lifted *heavy thing* *number of times* for a new PR. Awesome bro!!!

yeah it owns sorry about your weak body

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
tried that OP and now my left ankle is impinged or some stupid bullshit

death is certain, embrace oblivion, self-improvement is a waste of time etc.

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

Silver Alicorn posted:

I got a new chair that gives me better making GBS threads posture

inexpensive meal
Jan 29, 2012

toot toot
I'm weary of weights. Grow, my garden! Liven, my landscape!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






my excercise plan is having the sexy time with ladies

of course I'm working on getting the ladies

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Mido posted:

i started running 3-4 times a week at the park near my work and being more mindful to not eat raw grease in the form of pizza or chinese food, should see results in a month or two (i'm on week 5 of running 3-4 times, i lost a few days last week but my sleep hosed itself up something fierce)

i did p much this and lost 10kg of skinnyfat and it felt/feels really good



i thought i would be really cool about it but for some reason i cant stop mentioning it whenever a conversation steers vaguely in the direction of wellness/self-improvement so now i hate myself for a different reason

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ne1 want 2 b m friend on myfitnesspal.com ???

  • Locked thread