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rio
Mar 20, 2008

I am going to have to go with Jews. Both a people and a religion? Hard to beat.

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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

r/atheism is my only religion

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Harmony

rio
Mar 20, 2008


That is not a religion.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
I dunno about true, but Zoroastrianism is probs the most underrated

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the raven banner of odin flies over my house, OP

Crotch Turtles
May 1, 2005

by Lowtax
islam is the light

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Islam kind of seems like the literal worst one, tbh.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

rio posted:

Islam kind of seems like the literal worst one, tbh.

i'll kill you

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Sid Vicious posted:

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
satan is the light and the way

lucifer brought fire and knowledge to man

don't let the propaganda of the christ followers fool you

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Crotch Turtles posted:

islam is the light

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
The one that let's me worship Gozer.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Rastafarianism

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Jainism, Pantheism, or maybe Baha'i

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
LaVeyan Satanism

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Latvian Orthodox

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Jedi. I get to move poo poo with my mind and swing around a laser sword.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

it's probably just take a bunch of drugs and bribe people with your penis for more drugs, right? that's probably it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Beyond sane knolls posted:

I dunno about true, but Zoroastrianism is probs the most underrated

It's the oldest surviving religion I think.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

chaosbreather posted:

it's probably just take a bunch of drugs and bribe people with your penis for more drugs, right? that's probably it

straight Gangsterism

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Dothraki

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
nope, it's the TAO

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
goku

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
where the gently caress is the poll nawyay

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Protagonist posted:

nope, it's the TAO

AKA The Force.

Jedism is the Light.

Lonny Donoghan
Jan 20, 2009
Pillbug
Galnor

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
There is no God, and Mohammed is its prophet.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

The Protagonist posted:

nope, it's the TAO

That's just a (good) philosophy. Religious Taoism is poo poo.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Islam is
:happyelf:
the light

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Beyond sane knolls posted:

I dunno about true, but Zoroastrianism is probs the most underrated

It's the best Hipster Religion!!!!

You wanna take it back and gentrify it ?!



ALL HAIL MITHRA!

Wet Bandits Copycat
Apr 18, 2004

stratdax posted:

Jainism, Pantheism, or maybe Baha'i

So the religions that white people adopt because they know better than to be evangelicals.

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica
Bowie

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
as long as it's not the jehovah's witnesses, i don't give a poo poo.

not being allowed to celebrate your own birthday is a load of crap and i don't want to worship a god that backs that crock of poo poo

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
onanism

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

well this matches a 2g1c reaction too close to be anything else

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Obligatory Toast posted:

as long as it's not the jehovah's witnesses, i don't give a poo poo.

not being allowed to celebrate your own birthday is a load of crap and i don't want to worship a god that backs that crock of poo poo

Uh, Jehovah's witnesses are pretty high up because it is almost a prerequisite to be an amazing musician who plays guitar in some parts.

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Aug 22, 2013

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I've got plenty of java
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Mammonism

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