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I've never had an account with Wells Fargo, but I'm about to walk in to one and make them give me $800 in cold hard cash for nothing in return. Don't believe me? Stay tuned...
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Jun 5, 2014 18:46
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May 16, 2024 05:44
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i feel like if you explained it this way in court instead of saying i robbed them it might hold up
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Jun 5, 2014 18:50
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- WindmillSlayer
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Oh no!
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Jun 5, 2014 18:59
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I'm getting ready to leave my house to do this. let's see what happens
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Jun 5, 2014 19:00
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remember to ask politely and say please
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Jun 5, 2014 19:01
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I'm only going to be polite the first time I ask.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:06
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I don't want to spoil anything, Bo Pep.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:09
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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please complete this sentence "you employee of wells fargo will give me $800 because __________"
Im a nice dude abd i deserve it, please
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Jun 5, 2014 19:10
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I'm leaving my house right now to do this. Here goes nothing, or everything, depending on your perspective.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:14
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I'm leaving my house right now to do this. Here goes nothing, or everything, depending on your perspective.
Can you work in
"IM HERBERT MOOOOOOON"
somehow?
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Jun 5, 2014 19:15
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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OP should make this a toxx challenge.
I bet he has some sort of check or something he intends to cash. Maybe a savings bond.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:18
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OP should make this a toxx challenge.
I bet he has some sort of check or something he intends to cash. Maybe a savings bond.
I said for nothing in return... I'm almost there now.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:27
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I said for nothing in return... I'm almost there now.
should we call the cops?
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Jun 5, 2014 19:27
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You can leave that up to them, if they should deem it necessary.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:28
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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op a loan is not nothing in return sorry to say
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Jun 5, 2014 19:29
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That's exactly why it's not a loan!
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Jun 5, 2014 19:30
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All can be explained, in time...
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Jun 5, 2014 19:31
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by XyloJW
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receiving a wire
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Jun 5, 2014 19:32
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I don't think anyone could hope to guess
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Jun 5, 2014 19:32
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- Looke
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you're about to collect your pimpin money from a hoe outside the bank
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Jun 5, 2014 19:33
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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you own the bank
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Jun 5, 2014 19:33
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 5, 2014 19:37
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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He's about to pull out his weiner and the teller would be so impressed that she'll give him the $800 to come to her male stripper party.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:39
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- ZebTM
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Bank has a free $800 for all weed addicts clause.
this was mandated by obama in the terms of the bailout
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Jun 5, 2014 19:42
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by XyloJW
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wow, thanks obama
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Jun 5, 2014 19:51
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Wells Fargo did not give me $800, but they did mail me a check for $350. Today was not a success.
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Jun 5, 2014 20:45
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May 16, 2024 05:44
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I had a $900 401k account thru an old employer 5+ years ago and I quit that job, then they sold my 401k to Wells Fargo who zeroed the balanced a few months later and refused to talk to me when I called them, because they said I had no account with them. About a year after that I got a letter in the mail saying that they had mailed me a check with my 401k cash in it, but I never got it so I went in to a branch office and they told me they had no record of me and I did not have an account with them. Now several years later I found the letter they sent me telling me I never cashed my check. I talked to 2 bankers today who told me I didn't exist and didn't have an account with them until I eventually talked to the manager who called their 401k division who "confirmed" that they had sent me a check and that to get a new one I needed to fill out a form and get it notorized so I did that and they fed me some bullshit about how because of such and such regulations the amount has dropped from $860 to $350 and that a new check has been sent.
Then I went to Bank of America and closed my account b/c I refuse to ever use a bank again in my life.
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Jun 5, 2014 20:48
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Jun 5, 2014 18:46
if he gives them a check that scratches the "nothing in return" part
