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weird: by zen death robot

so you know at halloween when you feel spaghetti and they tell you its brains ? well, i like to keep pretending even when i'm eating it :twisted:

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:19

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:32

Disco_Bandit

hehe that's funny op

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:20

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

mosm spaghetti lol

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:21

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

be careful because eating brains can cause a prion disease that is irreversable and incurable. You'll die a horrible death as your brain shuts down, being overrun and overcrowded by misfolded proteins.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:25

weird: by zen death robot

hot dogs look like tall guys in coats, so can you figure out what it looks like when there's ketchup all down the front of that little guy ? you can bet that's what i'm thinking about when i'm at a barbecue

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:29

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

be careful because eating brains can cause a prion disease that is irreversable and incurable. You'll die a horrible death as your brain shuts down, being overrun and overcrowded by misfolded proteins.

Prions are seriously cool, have you ever read Ice Nine?

I mean except for the part where they kill you by eating your brain, and there's no cure. That's not very cool.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:32

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

cruft posted:

Prions are seriously cool, have you ever read Ice Nine?

I mean except for the part where they kill you by eating your brain, and there's no cure. That's not very cool.

I have not read ice nine, but prions absolutely terrify me. All it takes is a few dozen prions in the food supply...

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:34

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

I have not read ice nine, but prions absolutely terrify me. All it takes is a few dozen prions in the food supply...

The blood/brain barrier is pretty good but yeah, they're like a crazy science fiction plot but in real life.

You should read Ice Nine, it's about prions but for water.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:37

cuntman.net

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:38

cruft

Anyway when I eat broccoli I like to pretend they're oak trees and I'm GIANT

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:38

dogcrash truther

Another cool trick is when you eat a witches eyeballs, pretend they're grapes

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:40

cruft

dogcrash truther posted:

Another cool trick is when you eat a witches eyeballs, pretend they're grapes

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:40

dogcrash truther

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:42

beer pal

i was very surprised the first time someone gave me ladyfingers because my mom used to make them a very different way

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:48

i am he

you can also put witches fingeerrs on to your own fingers and pretend they're bugles snacks for another witch/food based cool trick

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:50

The Science of Suck

The coolest food trick you personally could do, op, is not eating until you're too delirious/dead to post

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:58

bog pixie

i have a cookie tray of tiny smiling ghosts, but i use it for ice instead and all my ice cubes are happy ghosts and they slowly melt away forever

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:43

bog pixie

make an ice tray mold in the shape of your worst enemy's visage, then invite em over and let them drink their own melting face

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:47

cuntman.net

Ectral posted:

make an ice tray mold in the shape of your worst enemy's visage, then invite em over and let them drink their own melting face

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:49

bog pixie

if they realize just be like haha no...no...that is bill clinton you son of a bitch, drink it.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:54

bog pixie

the problem is i dont really have any enemies

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:54

weird: by zen death robot

god drat ectral

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:07

bog pixie

i went too far

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:08

weird: by zen death robot

in a good way, i mean

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:09

dogcrash truther

Ectral posted:

make an ice tray mold in the shape of your worst enemy's visage, then invite em over and let them drink their own melting face

Ectral posted:

if they realize just be like haha no...no...that is bill clinton you son of a bitch, drink it.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:09

bog pixie

i went exactly far enough

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:10

dogcrash truther

throw a sausage to a dog, to keep it quiet

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:12

beer pal

a good tip if you get all teary eyed from cutting onions is to cut them with your eyes closed. also do it really fast so you limit your exposure time.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:15

i am he

a fun prank to play on your friends and enemies is to trick them into eating raw cauliflower, as its rather dry and bland

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:27

bog pixie

i am he posted:

a fun prank to play on your friends and enemies is to trick them into eating raw cauliflower, as its rather dry and bland

cauliflower is really good. or did i fall for it??? im so confused now.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:29

i am he

Ectral posted:

cauliflower is really good. or did i fall for it??? im so confused now.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:30

AKRON HEAT

you know whats really good. jello.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:30

dogcrash truther

Jello is made from hooves so if a horse kick you in the head that's the same as a lot of jello

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:45

AKRON HEAT

a hores eat scarlet jo hanson's foot off

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:46

dogcrash truther

Check it out [does a 720 kickflip on a Doritos™ Jacked Enchilada Supreme] Cool food trick.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:48

cuntman.net

sometimes you are forced to eat human flesh but there are not a lot of recipes for it. a good trick is to find recipes with pork and replace it with human flesh because they taste the same

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:54

cruft

dogcrash truther posted:

Jello is made from hooves so if a horse kick you in the head that's the same as a lot of jello

It's made from something more gross than hooves.

You know that thing you do with an orange slice? If you do it with a half a grapefruit it drives the ladies wild.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:59

joke_explainer

Prion diseases are completely bizarre. One strange misfolded protein and it reproduces just by coming into contact with the other proteins, self-replicating. Those proteins come into contact with other proteins, and they keep loving each other up until huge parts of your brain look like a ruined kitchen sponge. And it totally bypasses the machinery of self replication as we know it. Just protein contact and it spreads and spreads and once you are infected there is absolutely no treatment and no hope.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 08:01

dogcrash truther

Just thought of one cool food trick: put it in a refrigerator

# ? Jun 6, 2014 21:29

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:32

i am he

one food trick that i do sometimes: i put the food in my mouth and then poop it out my butt

# ? Jun 6, 2014 21:48

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