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Hell, the entire plot is predicated on Wander getting horny. 
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Aug 12, 2019 20:50
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 RDR2 was this close to being the true horniest game, but hosed it up once again.
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Aug 14, 2019 00:41
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ImpAtom posted:I mean assuming you're discounting porn then probably one of the porn-but-we-don't-show-titty games like half the Vita's library.  ?
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Aug 14, 2019 01:44
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I would pay good money for a game where everyone reacted to your lack of pants, but the story progressed generally as normal. Like, they're not screaming and running away, but the enemies in cutscenes would just look at you like "what the gently caress, dude" before continuing on.
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Aug 16, 2019 01:11
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Flint_Paper posted:Breath of the Wild does this if you strip Link down to his boxers. Lots of characters have unique dialogue when you chat to them swinging free as a Hylian can. Haha, I can't believe I forgot about that,and I did a boxers run as long as was feasible the first time I tried to play through. lol
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Aug 16, 2019 15:02
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https://i.imgur.com/SJmnJFT.mp4 The dedicated "deflect blasters" button you have in Battlefront II, never gets old.
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Aug 17, 2019 17:52
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Evidence suggests that there may have been a second trooper on the grassy space knoll.
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Aug 17, 2019 22:12
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Lobok posted:Can't be that hard, 3/4 of them are already dead. Paul 2 still counts 
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Aug 18, 2019 00:06
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U.T. Raptor posted:In Far Cry: New Dawn, one of the allies you can recruit is a dog. He rides in the passenger seat and sticks his head out the window when you drive a car, and in the sidecar when you ride a motorcycle. Also the "talk" prompt is replaced by "pet" lol, I started and finished the series with FC5 but I kinda want to get that just to go on adventures with a dog friend 
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Aug 18, 2019 16:52
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Olaf The Stout posted:If you want that, Metal Gear Solid V is your game. Ha, that's awesome too, but deep down I know that MGS is not a franchise for me 
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Aug 18, 2019 19:53
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Nuebot posted:Or you can equip your rocket fist and just drive a truck through a crowd of patrolling soldiers, leap out and fire your explosive hand at the first guy to scream, hop on a cargo crate and ride it off into the sky before anyone knows what happened.  Well, that sounds more like my thing. Maybe I'll check it out after all, assuming you can skip through the story. The combo of stealth sneakin' and, um, ample dialogue and cutscenes has kept me off of the series in general.
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Aug 18, 2019 23:34
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kazil posted:What it does have is an hour long intro/tutorial mission that you can't skip! I was price checking on amazon and randomly had enough credit to grab it for $4. I'll just tell myself that's the part they're paying me $16 to play.
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Aug 19, 2019 00:23
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*repeatedly super soakers guy in face while screaming NO IT'S NOT TRUE, I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE*
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Aug 19, 2019 03:30
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 Really, anything with "bones, except machines" is a cool aesthetic. Such a neat world design.
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Aug 19, 2019 16:35
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a kitten posted:I'm sure I'm messing up the details, but in HZD's dlc Frozen Wilds there's a guy who is collecting holographic records for a barely functional ancient museum and eventually concludes grizzly bear = grizzled bear and it must have been old and weak and maybe the ancients felt sorry for it or something and that's why it's in the collection. One of my favorite NPCs and (semi-)real world locations in the game.
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Aug 19, 2019 18:10
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Just Offscreen posted:Fun fact: that place really exists- minus the holograms. It's The Old Faithful Visitor Education Center in Yellowstone. That's exactly what makes it one of my favorite game worlds, it's like a toybox version of the intermountain west with all sorts of places I've been IRL. I fell in love with the game when I randomly found a place I'd worked at in CO repurposed into a bandit settlement.
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Aug 19, 2019 21:16
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I couldn't find much info on that, do we know if it's an HZD-esque "sort of the full US" map or if it's a crazy full-on giant map for Kojima reasons? vvv Yeah I meant a variation on their compressed, tiny version of real places applied to the full US, but I guess it was ambiguous. Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 00:49 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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Aug 20, 2019 00:02
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RE2make had a great map interface. Now just combine that with the RE4 inventory and we're golden.
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Aug 20, 2019 02:44
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An unbounded, crowdsourced megashroom would be one of the all-time great achievements in gaming.
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Aug 20, 2019 04:05
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I finally booted up MGSV, starting with the Ground Zeroes section, and I'm enjoying the rapid change from tense stealth thriller as I methodically sneak through a compound to extract prisoners, to Three Stooges-level inanity as I run out of tranq bullets, get spotted, and decide to just jump into a tank and go for broke 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:01
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Olaf The Stout posted:That's wild that I posted a meme about MGSV to you a week ago and you're playing it now. On the 3rd mission in MGSV proper, look around the dropsite for a while for a barking puppy and extract it. It will periodically grow at your base, and eventually you'll be able to take it into the field with you, and upgrade his gear. I beat the entire game with him as my companion, he's awesome. Haha thanks for the reminder, I hadn't realized it was something I had to go out of my way for. I'll definitely do that since dog adventures are the biggest reason I looked into the game  
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Aug 23, 2019 18:34
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 Honestly, I'm not even ashamed. More games should have a "wow, you're bad...here, just have fun" option.
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Aug 25, 2019 02:19
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 [cue Circle of Life music]
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Aug 25, 2019 20:39
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I don't know that I find RE4 scarier (even though I like it better), but I dig the grungy, tense/disturbing feeling it sustains through a lot of the game. And I think the occasional outright horrifying stuff sorta stands out a bit more with regards to that.food court bailiff posted:the headless guy apparently got up and suplexed me to death lol, that'll happen every now and then. It usually makes me jump the first time, and I never figured out if it was intended or a timing glitch in attack vs death triggers.
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Aug 25, 2019 23:58
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Getting access to the fulton system in MGSV was probably the biggest step to making its missions a delight to play. Cartoonishly sending screaming folks hurtling into the sky never gets old, I imagine the support crew just getting exhausted trying to keep up with the constant stream of soldiers and animals I'm sending back every time I'm on a mission. Should've just left me in the hospital.
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Aug 26, 2019 18:55
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Exit Strategy posted:My PMC logo was: 
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Aug 26, 2019 21:39
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Olaf The Stout posted:The thing is, some of the people you send back get rolled into that very same support crew. The system creates and then maintains itself, and your job is to keep airlifting bodies. Oh yeah, I'm happy to have a reason to continue doing it other than
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Aug 26, 2019 22:28
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What time is it? IT'S D-DOG TIME! 
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Aug 27, 2019 02:40
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madeintaipei posted:More like oldruthless, amirite? More like oldpainful
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Sep 4, 2019 20:22
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Finally got the upgraded stun arm in MGSV. Jumping out of the chopper in a stylish tuxedo, airlifting a bunch of sheep, then riding a jeep with your dog buddy to a fort where you take out the entire garrison through a combination of lightning bolts and kung fu is probably the most concentrated set of appreciable little things in games I've ever encountered.
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Sep 5, 2019 23:32
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Olaf The Stout posted:Seriously, it's the ultimate dog game, but it's much more than that. I don't give a gently caress about the story in MGSV but drat was that fun game to maneuver through. Snake feels so tactile and deliberate to control that it's just a joy to do the basic stealth abduction loop. I also love how his competency is so complete. There's no mini-game to lockpick, snakes just picks the lock in a short animation that restricts your field of view for a few seconds. There's no give-and-take-and-overcome style melee combat, if you just run at the enemy and hit attack snake will throw them to the ground so brutally they are instantly incapacitated, and it never fails. There is some depth to the melee system but it's almost entirely about how to style on your enemies more intricately before incapacitating them. Yeah, pretty much - I'm almost disappointed when the actual plot shows up occasionally, but I hardly mind because the core mission gameplay is so fun and thoughtfully designed. It's just as enjoyable when things go right as when it goes to hell and I just sprint around meleeing as many people as possible (interspersed with praising the dog, of course), I wouldn't even care if it was just a mission pack without anything larger tying it together. I've had my eye on the dog vest & knife for a while, I've just been waiting to find the right specialist (which I finally remembered to look up, and can apparently locate already).
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Sep 6, 2019 01:05
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Oh, I'm doing
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thecluckmeme posted:DOG RECRUITMENT! lol, it seems like every day I'm finding something new that seems like it was specifically designed to fit perfectly with what I want from the game. The $4 I spent has gotta be one of the highest fun-to-cost ratios ever.
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jojoinnit posted:MGSV sounds so amazing every time people talk about it but for me it's just a series of getting killed right away in the first real mission unless I get booted back to the home screen first because my connection sneezed or something. I'll never get to the good stuff. I don't get the connection stuff, I've played at least half of it offline because my router blinks out/I can't be bothered to reconnect after putting the PS4 to sleep. Aside from that, it's 1000% worth it just to be like me and suck so much in the first mission that it gives you both levels of cheat hats to stop the enemy from seeing you, just die a couple times and it'll take pity. It's fun enough to continue on that way and I can all but promise you'll gradually get good enough to not need that (I did, and I'm convinced nobody is more profoundly Bad At Games than me) vvv
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Sep 6, 2019 18:55
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Haha I've managed to play it for like two weeks without even knowing there was any "real" online stuff, it's all just a matter of connecting to collect rewards and challenges and junk from what I've seen, which is fine because it gives you some stuff and is mostly ignorable. I would turn that poo poo off the instant I saw a hint of interactivity with other players if it ever comes up
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Sep 6, 2019 20:12
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 I finally did it, I got the doggy combat suit! Look at that guy, he's all ready to help out 
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Sep 6, 2019 23:04
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Samuringa posted:You got uh, a little stain on your suit there. Oh, you mean my "tactical camo"? Both Snake and I are far too busy doing important things to bother showering 
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Vic posted:lold at this mission area / mission combo Haha I think I'm doing that exact mission now.  This game never runs out of fun little touches, even occasionally doing badly enough to get the "you suck" hat makes me laugh, it really adds a touch to the morally ambiguous cutscene moments
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