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Your Gay Uncle posted:

Wait so does that mean she was pregnant while I was beating the poo poo out of her during a boss fight?

When does Batman beat the poo poo out of Harley during a boss fight?

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Im playing Assassins Creed 3 and there's one part near the beginning where you are learning how to hunt. The game gives you bait and you are supposed to creep through some grass, drop the bait and sneak up on a deer while its eating. After failing to somehow lure this deer without being seen like 5 times, I just ran up full speed to the deer keeping a tree between us so it didn't see me until the last second and just killed it in the most un-assassin-like way possible.

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I am incredibly triggered right now by Will Smith and his supposed dialogue and casual racism. Like my emotions, and the triggering thereof, are directly related to Will Smith and this conversation.

What I'm saying here is that Will Smith is nothing but a trigger.

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I liked Singularity.

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Final Fantasy 7 :colbert:

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In dragons dogma I have a giant bald guy as my pc and three female pawns and I love to run his stamina out and then he stands with his hands on his knees gasping for breath while three women implore him to not die.

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I really like the architecture and design of the city in Bloodborne.

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A weakling

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Oct 30, 2009

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Not a plot spoiler.

In Alien Isolation you find an audio log from Parker from the original Alien movie and he spends the whole time still complaing about how he and Brett are underpaid compared to the others.

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The last good mgs game was snake eater

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Kojima-san wants his ladies sexy and quiet.

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In The Witcher 3 when you are helping the Bloody Baron showing a miscarried fetus crawling out of the ground toward you is a fantastic way to end other peoples conversation and allow the room to really embrace the story-telling

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Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I appreciate the Tity Lady

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Aphrodite posted:

It's not that they think that's what Irish people sound like, it's that you can't do VO drunk so there was no way to get an authentic one.

Banned for racism

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IShallRiseAgain posted:

I'm sure some creepy guy is hard at work making a mod where you can use her naked corpse as a weapon.

I can confirm this

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I dont see why people loved RDR so much. It was like a 7 out of 10 for me. Good production values but kinda repetitive.

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My favorite thing is making geralt meditate while he has a companion. You can mediate for hours and the screen fades in with geralt getting up from sitting there Indian style and I imagine him being dead to the world while his companion just has to stand there and wait hours impatiently for this rear end in a top hat to wake up.

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

warning: I Will melt down about DS3 spoilers

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FFX was great but it was beaten by X-2 because they showed a lot more skin in that one.

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Please refer to him by his full name of Kimahri Ronso

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Just order the soldiers not to rape people, boom problem solved.

Geralt does his mind control thing on everyone "no raping"

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Yennefer was a bitch. First off, weird name. Secondly Triss is a redhead. Automatic win.

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BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Literally every terrible person in history was a redhead.

I'm not disputing that at all.

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Just put the difficulty to easy. Thsts what I did.

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Any videos or images of Geralts witcher donger in full view? No tasteful hidden behind a desk bullshit, I mean there's no mistaking what you're looking at? Asking for a friend

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Alteisen posted:

This page is solid gold, so many people's delicate american sensibilities triggered by virtual sex. :newlol:

I mean I can understand not wanting to play Witcher because of say the combat which has largely been garbage, but because of the potential possibilities of having virtual sex? Especially when on this very page a person just mentioned he had to go through 6 hours of sidequest to get to it?

Like its a drat good game that could fill pages of this thread with little poo poo, none of it relating to optional quests to bang someone, stop being so goddamn sensitive over stupid poo poo.

How dare you, sir?

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I know we are all having a good time talking about sex and nudity and whatnot but in all seriousness girls really are gross and thsts why I've chosen yes chosen to stay celibate until my early death caused by a totally out of my own control obesity problem.

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I think it's creepy to bang your boss

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Biohazard was already the name of a metal band in the US

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Who What Now posted:

They aren't doing us any favors by coddling us like this.

Favors like translating the game?

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Nuebot posted:

I am both dumb and lazy.



Don't beat yourself up like that my friend

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LETs all calm down here. I think we can all agree it's always safest to assume racism is at play here.

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Inzombiac posted:

I will never understand why people chase achievements. Just play the loving game for as long as you think it is fun!

Impossible

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Oh Long Johnson posted:

going back to Bloodborne because it's the best game ever.

Heck yeah it is!

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The final event of God of War 5 should be Kratos impaling Jesus Christ with a spear.

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I would have enjoyed Bayonetta more if I was playing a warlock instead of a witch.

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Jack Baker is one of my favorite video game characters of all time

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I like walking around the Mansion in the RE remake. I don't have to do anything, just walk around and admire how nice it looks.

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I will never grow tired of seeing bullets explode a mans testicles

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Sorry wrong thread

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