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The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008
Yes, and living in a neighborhood that isn't "crime infested" ensures you'll never ever ever be burgled, and so it's totally not worth taking the extra two seconds of time required to lock your door!

Also, there's absolutely nothing dangerous in your house, and a small child in your idyllic suburban paradise could never wander curiously into your unlocked house and come to harm that you could have prevented by locking your door. Never ever.

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The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

The-Mole posted:

I heartily encourage you to go to eastern Oregon and lecture the locals on gun ownership.

"You seem to be disapproving of some area's cultural norms! I encourage you to go there and tell them this (they will react violently)! Clearly, a culture where people react violently to disapproval is a fine one, and your disapproval is thus entirely unfounded!"

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