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Continue leaving your doors unlocked and never speak to the neighbor about this. Put your copier back where it used to be, then sabotage it, but not in a serious way, in a zany, bizarre, and humorous way. Like if you tape dickbutt or goatse over the sensor so everything you copy comes out as goatse. This is especially hilarious because she's unemployed and is probably committing unlawful entry in a well-meaning but misguided and terribly inconsiderate attempt to get a job. "Ma'am, when you faxed your so-called employment application to us, did you intentionally place a picture of a man with a gaping, distended anus as the only thing under your work history? Because if so, we want to hire you immediately, you'll be the highest-paid Wal-Mart greeter in the country."
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