How do I politely handle a trespassing neighbor?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > How do I politely handle a trespassing neighbor?

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Blow her car up with a bomb. So like, she walks out to the car and then it blows up like in a movie. Then she'll think about coming into your house. If it happens again, leave a horse head on the bed or whatever, I'm not an expert.

Wait, you couldn't leave the horse head without breaking into the other house so maybe bring a salad over for dinner at their house and then leave that in her bed. She'll be like "why is there a salad in my bed" and then her thoughts will drive her into insanity.

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