Dingleberry posted:

Pretend you're in Pakistan or some other -istan.
An unmarried woman was in your home without a male family escort.
She should be lit on fire or have acid poured on her.
To compensate her family give the brother three goats, ten chickens, and two sacks of rice.

Really though, I find someone in my house who isn't senile and elderly, or mentally retarded, or a young child, I will lay a beat down on them. Then it's to the dog cage in my SEX DUNGEON.