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i'm in the middle of some calibraaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Jun 8, 2014 11:51
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A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Grand Wizard of the KKK walk into a bar. The bartender says, is this a joke?
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Jun 8, 2014 13:07
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A duck walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says they don't have any grapes, this is a bar which serves alcohol and other such drinks. So the duck leaves, but comes back the next day. I want some grapes, he says, and the bartender again sends him away. Eventually after a week of this the bartender says he will nail the ducks beak to the bar if he asks for more grapes. The duck asks for nails, is told they lack them, and then again asks for grapes in an ironic fashion, in order to annoy the bartender. Joke ends.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:10
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One man walks into a bar. the other one ducks.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:11
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No, I'm a frayed knot (pronounce like afraid not for full effect)
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Jun 8, 2014 13:12
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his desired destination.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:13
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corn in the bible posted:A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Grand Wizard of the KKK walk into a bar. The bartender says, is this a joke? corn in the bible posted:A duck walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says they don't have any grapes, this is a bar which serves alcohol and other such drinks. So the duck leaves, but comes back the next day. I want some grapes, he says, and the bartender again sends him away. Eventually after a week of this the bartender says he will nail the ducks beak to the bar if he asks for more grapes. The duck asks for nails, is told they lack them, and then again asks for grapes in an ironic fashion, in order to annoy the bartender. Joke ends. corn in the bible posted:One man walks into a bar. the other one ducks. corn in the bible posted:No, I'm a frayed knot (pronounce like afraid not for full effect) corn in the bible posted:Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his desired destination. voted 5
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Jun 8, 2014 13:17
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Here is the final joke, how do people like Mass Effect and yet claim they aren't autistic manchildren with the emotional depth of a retarded spoon? The Nile River (pronounce like denial river)
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Jun 8, 2014 13:18
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The rabbi attempts to save a group of ethnic minorities from being kicked to death. They are called trids. Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids (a reference to the cereal)
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Jun 8, 2014 13:20
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That's not Bella Lugosi, that's my wife
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Jun 8, 2014 13:20
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That's not an electron microscope, that's my wife
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Jun 8, 2014 13:20
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Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, do you smell fish
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Jun 8, 2014 13:21
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That's not my wife, that's Bella Lugosi
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Jun 8, 2014 13:22
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The farmer has a pig with three legs, which is very mysterious. The farmer shows the pig to a friend and he asks about the leg which is missing. The farmer explains: the pig once saved him from a fire and also his son from a different, equally dangerous situation. Insert other situations in this part of the joke. The pig is a heroic figure and worthy of respect, it is individualist and knows the value of selfishness but remains respectful of human life. A pig that good you do not eat all at once!
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Jun 8, 2014 13:24
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uninstalling
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Jun 8, 2014 13:39
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A pony goes to the doctor and says that he has bronchitis, but the doctor has trouble hearing him. It turns out that he is a little hoarse (horse).
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Jun 8, 2014 13:40
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im so hard right now
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Jun 8, 2014 13:40
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A panda enters a restaurant and orders a light repast accompanied by his favorite red wine. The waiter snubs him because red wine is more regularly paired with heavy courses like meat. When the panda is finished eating he shoots the waiter and leaves. This is because pandas eat shoot and leave.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:45
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corn in the bible posted:A panda enters a restaurant and orders a light repast accompanied by his favorite red wine. The waiter snubs him because red wine is more regularly paired with heavy courses like meat. When the panda is finished eating he shoots the waiter and leaves. This is because pandas eat shoot and leave. just like renegade shepard
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Jun 8, 2014 13:48
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a man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavored potato chips but they only have plain (plane)
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Jun 8, 2014 13:50
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a baby seal wants to have a good time and he walks into a club
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Jun 8, 2014 13:52
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A man is at a wedding reception and he wants cake. He waits in a line for a while hoping that it is the line for cake, which he enjoys. He decides to ask somebody else. Is this the line for cake he asks. Actually this is the punch line.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:55
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a baby seal enters a sandwich store and is asked what sort of sandwich he wants. He says he just wants something that is not a club
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Jun 8, 2014 14:33
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why don't snakes bite lawyers? professional courtesy
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Jun 8, 2014 14:34
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why don't snakes bite politicians? professional courtesy
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Jun 8, 2014 14:34
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why don't snakes bite preachers? professional courtesy
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Jun 8, 2014 14:34
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A guy pitches an idea for a family show to another guy, but it's full of gross stuff. He wants to call it 'The Aristocrats'
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Jun 8, 2014 14:39
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The interrupting cow is going to interrupt you
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Jun 8, 2014 14:43
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I don't get it.
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realtalk: why the hell did anyone like mass effect 1 at all
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Jun 9, 2014 00:27
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get the canary
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Jun 9, 2014 00:58
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corn in the bible posted:A man is at a wedding reception and he wants cake. He waits in a line for a while hoping that it is the line for cake, which he enjoys. He decides to ask somebody else. Is this the line for cake he asks. Actually this is the punch line.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:08
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Jun 9, 2014 01:15
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The best moment was def the blue chick fuckin lol
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Jun 9, 2014 02:55
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the ending
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Jun 9, 2014 03:56
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when joker makes it with the spaceship
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Jun 9, 2014 04:00
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by that i mean when he fucks the spaceship in the third game and it's an actual major subplot
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Jun 9, 2014 04:01
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when i fought a giant snatcher
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