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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
we need a patio and a water feature

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Prodigal T-REX posted:

GBS NEEDS MORE DICK PICS AND, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PICS OF USERS BREAKING DOWN IN GENERAL, CUM EATING OPTIONAL

cool sig bro

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

More rape. More faggots. More jews. More homos. LESS anime. More poo poo...and lastly, more self sucks.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
more megathreads. every thread should basically just be a chatroom where lurkers post + feel safe in. thsts the essence of smorthing aweful: megatherads.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

rudatron posted:

we need a patio and a water feature

uhh hello??? what about a gazebo??? jfc what a nub. smdh.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

rudatron posted:

we need a patio and a water feature

Is the patio covered or not? I want to know if I'm going to need SPF

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Griff Lee posted:

Irony should be mandatory

HBS: Hipster Bullshit

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Ive said it before but I'll say it again too much hate and insulting behaviour lets all be nice to each other and also sign off our posts with hugs and kisses as mandatory.

With sincere fondness,

Gypsum F.

xoxoxox

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Ive said it before but I'll say it again too much hate and insulting behaviour lets all be nice to each other and also sign off our posts with hugs and kisses as mandatory.

With sincere fondness,

Gypsum F.

xoxoxox

dope rear end idea

love,
ilikedirt
xoxoxo

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Ive said it before but I'll say it again too much hate and insulting behaviour lets all be nice to each other and also sign off our posts with hugs and kisses as mandatory.

With sincere fondness,

Gypsum F.

xoxoxox

:wink:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

redshirt posted:


More Microwave's Mom.

Now this is something we can call get behind. :quagmire:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Merge it with D&D. Why should we settle for anything less than the shittiest loving forum we can possibly make?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Ilikedirt posted:

dope rear end idea

love,
ilikedirt
xoxoxo

Awwwwwwww thats really sweet of you to say so :)

Thanks for being awesome and keep up the good posts!

With all my love,

The Gypster

Xxxxoxxoxox <3

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Make new rules apply to e/n so that I can win then for their terrible decisions IRL. Also make doxxing ok

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
more thread tags

for instance were missing these tags:

wwe
goku
enlarge satan
feminine hygein
pantshitting
limp bizkit

these all valuable tags we need asap as possible

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Merge it with D&D. Why should we settle for anything less than the shittiest loving forum we can possibly make?

if you think about it, there's not a single worthwhile forum on this whole website

and yet we all still post here. do you think maybe that says something about us as a community?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Benedick Cuckold posted:

if you think about it, there's not a single worthwhile forum on this whole website

and yet we all still post here. do you think maybe that says something about us as a community?

i come for the comedy. i stay for the cuck posts

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Install landmines that will automatically dish out porbations and bans based on simple criteria such as using certain pretentious words or a making a certain post on a certain page. The secret triggers are changed daily so it'll be like walking on eggshells, just like the good old days.
This could also be fully automated so that the SA Supportbot can do it, giving our tired mods & admins a chance to kick up their feet, take a load off.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Benedick Cuckold posted:

if you think about it, there's not a single worthwhile forum on this whole website

and yet we all still post here. do you think maybe that says something about us as a community?

That familiarity breeds contempt? This is the only forum that has an easy to follow top to bottom with no loving "likes" format that I know and don't care enough about posting to find somewhere else. I guess goons are inherently lazy and apathetic.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
we need 1 mod per poster. themore mods the better. mods shold have ultimate power ove life and death.

ultimods.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Ilikedirt posted:

more thread tags

this is the only thing from this entire thread I agree with.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
We should set up a website that tracks how good gbs is on an hourly basis and then we should all only post when it is good

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Tujague posted:

We should set up a website that tracks how good gbs is on an hourly basis and then we should all only post when it is good

agreed. first and most important criterion should be "no loving bronytars are posting"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
please put a fox news ticker across the top of the boards that just scrolls the contents newest post and is a link to it, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

SniperWoreConverse posted:

please put a fox news ticker across the top of the boards that just scrolls the contents newest post and is a link to it, thank you

this but make it an actual fox news feed, because the news posts here are two days behind even when people were running around posting htem all the time. Thanks 'tax

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
just make thelinks to all threads go yto fox news . the bestnews source fair and balanced.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I think we need to bring back word filters for over-used phrases. e.g. "I unironically" would auto-replace to "I am a terrible person whose opinions should be disregarded and I".

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
trigger a flame from the adbot whenever some idiot says 'self awareness' or 'cognitive dissonance'. Also auto change that persons AV to big red text that says TARD

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Entropic posted:

I think we need to bring back word filters for over-used phrases. e.g. "I unironically" would auto-replace to "I am a terrible person whose opinions should be disregarded and I".

Word filters are bad and use too many server resources, except for the imageshack one.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ilikedirt posted:

more megathreads. every thread should basically just be a chatroom where lurkers post + feel safe in. thsts the essence of smorthing aweful: megatherads.

this question was answered 32 pages ago MAYBE IF YOU READ THE THREAD

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Make everyone use problematic language like human being or friend of the family in every post

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




kenny powers posted:

oh poo poo i accidentaly empty quoted

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

waitwhatno posted:

end the schism with that weird right-wing bizarro gbs forum, bring the flock home lowtax, just offer them an 'ignore negro poster' setting or whatever

there's like three of those if you count SASS

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
an emptyquote count under ur postvout . mb even a postcount/empyquote ratio to measur just how much u post ownage material

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ilikedirt posted:

an emptyquote count under ur postvout . mb even a postcount/empyquote ratio to measur just how much u post ownage material

That would backfire immediately.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Grammar and anime babes, imo.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
delete all mods, then make me mod of GBS then delete GBS

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
change all thread tags to trigger warning tia mr tax

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

jackyl posted:

this is almost right, but once a week there should be a gbs thread voting on which thread gets moved

then we get to choose the thread instead of having it chosen for us

they should be chosen by the mod emperor lowtax

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Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
goatse should not be a probate/ban. goatse is our friend.

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