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for the greater good of humanity's future, i suggest we come up with plans to kill all goons in an efficient manner once and for all itt. a final solution of sorts. here's what i've brainstormed: luring ALL goons (yes ALL) at some sort of convention and poisoning their refreshments. already you can see the flaw in this plan - what sort of convention would unite every last goon on earth? speaking for myself here, but i wouldn't attend an anime convention for instance. since goon meets are no longer in vogue, it will be tough to sell one to goons. unless we put goons in various sub-categories and tailor the invites to each group... hmm...
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buy a gun
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Drink this Kool-Aid ironically.
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Buy all the used panties POOP IN THEM Sell sell them back to their owners so when they're bought they get POOPED PANTS
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how does this thread have 3 replies and 0 views
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lmao goons
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:buy a gun i dont live in the states
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Fireless Phoenix posted:how does this thread have 3 replies and 0 views Never read, only post.
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Jun 10, 2014 07:56
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ive already vowed myself toa life of celibacy, and being a goon i got what, maybe 10 years tops? let natural selection happen i guess
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Jun 10, 2014 07:56
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Joust posted:Never read, only post.
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Jun 10, 2014 07:57
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aids covered fleshlight
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Jun 10, 2014 07:59
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put a picture of an internet spaceship at the bottom of a medium length staircase
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Jun 10, 2014 07:59
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I'll set up the wiki and get the kickstarter going
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Jun 10, 2014 08:00
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tell them theres a hotdog stand in trouble, then set off the trap
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I think reading this thread has given me some kind of fatal mental illness. You're on the right track, OP.
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shitpost transmitted fail aids
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Wait them out.
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gas i'm not sure what to do about the goons, though  
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Fireless Phoenix posted:since goon meets are no longer in vogue, it will be tough to sell one to goons. unless we put goons in various sub-categories and tailor the invites to each group... hmm... given the advent of nu gbs, the fyad trailer getting a powerwashing, and about 7 years having passed, if a real goon meet actually happened i would put some money in a bail account, shave my rear end, buy a rubber capybara mask, a new camera, gas up my car, and attend that bitch. i feel like it would be more successful as part of a larger event, like a music festival or some gay convention we can ruin Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Stoic Commie posted:given the advent of nu gbs, the fyad trailer getting a powerwashing, and about 7 years having passed, if a real goon meet actually happened i would put some money in a bail account, shave my rear end, buy a rubber capybara mask, a new camera, gas up my car, and attend that bitch *smash cut to a room full of people staring at their phones*
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don't know if I could handle the guilt of murdering ppl, no matter where they posted, tbh
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hang a controversial statement about circumcision just over the edge of a cliff
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paranoid randroid posted:*smash cut to a room full of people staring at their phones* that's the beauty of it because i would torture the gently caress out of every socially awkward person there i will hire no less than three tranny hookers to chase them around, fattest goon gets tazed in the stomach and a free bottle of mangosteen juice
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wow you sound like kind of a dick
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im kind of a dick, but a satisfied dick if you're a socially awkward mess who attends a social gathering where your presence is going to effect the atmosphere and you know full well how you're going to behave you're pretty much attending as a party favor at that point and you know it
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Jun 10, 2014 08:14
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actually you would probably drop dead five blocks away from the tremendous ambient levels of sympathetic shame generated by 100 goons trying to replicate zany internet humor irl not to post using the royal "goon" here as if i myself am not a reprehensible moron clinging to a dying forum like a barnacle on a sinking ship but you know what i mean paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Jun 10, 2014 08:16
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if I met some goons I would casually murder them as a jock
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there's absolutely no way i would not come away from that experience more spiritually enriched
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Jun 10, 2014 08:20
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I have the entire original gundam series as well as its followup mobile suit gundam zeta and the cinematic conclusion of the saga mobile suit gundam Char's counterattack, if anyone would like to join me for a goon meet in my parents' basement
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Please nobody ask about the original series film compilations, I know they're generally considered to be "better" however I believe the series in its full length is the only way to experience Yoshiyuki Tomino's original vision.
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paranoid randroid posted:not to post using the royal "goon" here as if i myself am not a reprehensible moron clinging to a dying forum like a barnacle on a sinking ship but you know what i mean ok there barnacle jim
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Jun 10, 2014 08:25
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kill all goons but especially me. thanks and god bless.
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Jun 10, 2014 08:27
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I would talk candidly about my healthy, active sex life as I murdered the goons
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Jun 10, 2014 08:31
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just kill yourself OP. you'll do the world a service. what the gently caress is wrong with you wanting to kill a whole group of people other than the jews.
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Jun 10, 2014 08:32
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"I have no strong opinions on anime, if thats an okay thing to say these days!" *detonates suicide vest*
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if there was a siege type scenario I would let the cops know that I'm not a nerd, and that around here nerds are an endangered species because I'm murdering them in swathes
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Cucking Mama posted:I would talk candidly about my healthy, active sex life as I murdered the goons 
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paranoid randroid posted:"I have no strong opinions on anime, if thats an okay thing to say these days!" *detonates suicide vest* 
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This wont work, some of them have wizards powers (it happens naturally at age 30 virgin I read.)
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!