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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
they would have to eat their fedoras or something lol

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Butthead
May 31, 2011
I suggest mods replace probations and bans with diseases and death penalties.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Replace SomethingAwful.com with mirrors.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
the first step would be to devise a link which kills whoever clicks on it. then, link it in the goonlulz thread. the final result will be a death of the majority of active goons, which would destroy the forums. the rest of the goons would die due to the tragic, inevitable conclusion of life.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
With SA memes killing white people, soon being a goon will be illegal. Then we just sit back and let the cops do the work for us.



Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
pretty soon these forums will close and nobody will be a goon

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
poison all the hot pockets at walmart

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
irradiate the friend zone

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

close taco bell

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

A misanthrope posted:

With SA memes killing white people, soon being a goon will be illegal. Then we just sit back and let the cops do the work for us.





more please

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

yes let's make this thread about cops for some dumb loving reason.

shas
Jul 27, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

kill all goons but especially me. thanks and god bless.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Kyrie eleison posted:

yes let's make this thread about cops for some dumb loving reason.

you're right i surrender

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i poisoned the mountain dew.
*dies*

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

close the forums and the problem will take care of itself

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
May I suggest a tontine...

quote:

: a joint financial arrangement whereby the participants usually contribute equally to a prize that is awarded entirely to the participant who survives all the others

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Luvcow posted:

May I suggest a tontine...

Simpsons did it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
set the goon implant in everyones brain to explode when someone says troon

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




i thought we're all going to be mass buried with Lowtax when he kicks the bucket?

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Nuke the earth.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Siege.

Barricade all IP's that visit SA into an electronic "Ghetto", if you will. Cut off all outside access and let them rot.

Not only will they turn on each other, ending in miserable death, but it will be a blast to watch.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
When all the goons are dead, the collective mass of thousands upon millions of pounds will form a new island when hurled into the sea, a Goon Island if you will.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Serious question: If you had the means to destroy the world, would you?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
um no. the world owns

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
poison da cheeto dust supply

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Diabetes has is covered.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
poison the anime supply

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Ilikedirt posted:

poison the anime supply

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i heard you can kill people over irc

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'm really glad i'm not a goon

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

um no. the world owns

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

scalded schlong posted:

i'm really glad i'm not a goon

So I am not the only one here who walks between two worlds?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Ilikedirt posted:

poison the anime supply

does a double poison make an antidote? :ohdear:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

does a double poison make an antidote? :ohdear:

no u just die. from poison poisoning dUH

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
1- Cut a hole in the box.

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