today my wiener got me high

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i was enjoying a wonderful kidney stone and all the free ball/wiener/back pain that comes with it when i thought maybe the hospital would like to share my ball/wiener/back pain so i went to the hospital and they were like sir do your weenie and nads hurt and i was like why yes kind sirs my weenie nads and lower back do hurt indeed they were like here is every drug in the universe and i said thx put them in my arm pls and they did plus i am on state healthcare so thx obama and thx wiener

# ? Jun 10, 2014 09:12

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Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

nice enjoy and gl w yr stone

# ? Jun 10, 2014 10:54

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

My wiener feels good when I touch it.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 11:15

PandaCookies: Delicious endangered confection!

My wiener doesn't do anything like get me drugs. How jealous my wiener is of yours.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 11:45

matrix ripoff: ~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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drilldo squirt posted:

My wiener feels good when I touch it.

oh, but the guilt afterwards!

# ? Jun 10, 2014 11:58

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I have no guilt because I'm a sociopath.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 11:59

matrix ripoff: ~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

*jesus comes out of the clouds*

jesus: ARE YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF

me: noooooooo

*i am totally touching myself*

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:17

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

kidney stones suck, but it wasnt your weiner that got you high, it was that urologist writing off painkiller scripts that could kill a horse

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I don't think that my wiener has ever gotten me drugs.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:23

google THIS

i'm not sure if the high would be worth passing a jagged shard of calcium through my urethra but good for you op

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:23

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

deli phone posted:

kidney stones suck, but it wasnt your weiner that got you high, it was that urologist writing off painkiller scripts that could kill a horse

first time seeing the new av man, lookin sharp :eyepop:

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:24

Bukowski: hammulder

If I were a dick+peehole doc I would probably get ppl pretty hosed up too

it would keep the feds off my back cause I would be gettin myself some o that good poo poo too

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:32

Bukowski: hammulder

Good thing I'm too stupid/lazy/high for medical school

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:33

ass

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:33

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Arnold of Soissons posted:

nice enjoy and gl w yr stone

thx it feels like my wiener got in a car crash

drilldo squirt posted:

My wiener feels good when I touch it.

pics

PandaCookies posted:

My wiener doesn't do anything like get me drugs. How jealous my wiener is of yours.

dont hate the wiener hate the game :whatup:

matrix ripoff posted:

*jesus comes out of the clouds*

jesus: ARE YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF

me: noooooooo

*i am totally touching myself*

lol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I don't think that my wiener has ever gotten me drugs.

yeah my wiener straight hustlin. i think if my wiener were a full time drug dealer it probably would smoke a blunt with somebody that owed it money before the beatdown. my wiener nice like that.

Jett posted:

i'm not sure if the high would be worth passing a jagged shard of calcium through my urethra but good for you op

6/10 shoot jagged shards of calcium through urethras erryday

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:34

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

snake should have a random chance of getting a kidney stone in metal gear solid for ps1. it would be kind of like when you got a cold except he just grabs his wiener and falls over

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:38

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I don't think that my wiener has ever gotten me drugs.

oh yeah? well have you ever thought of asking nicely?

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:39

ron color

deli phone posted:

oh yeah? well have you ever thought of asking nicely?

bro all wieners don't know where to get drugs, that's racist

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:41

City of Glompton

my ovaries got me high once, for a whole week.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:47

matrix ripoff: ~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

imagine the "when i got high" video but instead of a black guy it's ur peen0r singin the song lol

# ? Jun 10, 2014 16:05

Cych

matrix ripoff posted:

imagine the "when i got high" video but instead of a black guy it's ur peen0r singin the song lol

wtf...?

# ? Jun 10, 2014 16:06

matrix ripoff: ~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

ween0rs smokin blunts

listening to reggae music

not ably employed

# ? Jun 10, 2014 16:08

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

ron color posted:

bro all wieners don't know where to get drugs, that's racist

once everyone is able to sit in the front row of weiner pain, we shall be considered equal.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 16:17

google THIS

Siluvayne posted:

my ovaries got me high once, for a whole week.

my wife's uterus got her high a couple of times

# ? Jun 10, 2014 16:38

nvm no cake

ive had a kidney stone twice on the same side.

first time i had no idea wtf was happening to me so i went to the hospital but by the time i got there it was like over so they didnt give me any drugs.

the second time i knew what was going on because the pain is so particular and so i just sat on the toilet and cried like a man for a few hours. :colbert:

# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:40

FluffieDuckie

Siluvayne posted:

my ovaries got me high once, for a whole week.

same but they also got me cut open so it's a wash really

# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:49

cruft

I am so looking forward to my first kidney stone. :eek:

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:35

Blue's Clues

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:39

FluffieDuckie

Blue's Clues posted:

geeze

hey more business for you really :shrug:

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:40

Blue's Clues

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:41

nvm no cake

cruft posted:

I am so looking forward to my first kidney stone.

no you're not, trust me

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:27

google THIS

i have heard that kidney stones are how you say "unchill"

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:37

Blue's Clues

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:40

google THIS

i am drinking lots of water right now thanks to this thread

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Blue's Clues posted:

folks will say a kidney stone is the closest a man can get to the pain experienced with childbirth, though I'd probably toss in 'getting shot in the knee' as a worthy contender.

that's right penis havers gently caress the patriarchy i hope you all get kidney stones you loving hard-cocked oppressors eat poo poo and die

wymyns rights forever

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:46