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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL








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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cable news is bad!! :eyepop:

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
crisis actors

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
lol i cant even tell whats wrong in most those pictures cuz im american *spits dip*

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

THS posted:

cable news is bad!! :eyepop:

sorry, but cable news is actually good!!! :wth:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i disagree!!!

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Fox is actually more informative than CNN

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
fortune cookies are more informative than cnn

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
ok i am going to be honest and say I don't see what's wrong with the titanic one :confused:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

waffle posted:

ok i am going to be honest and say I don't see what's wrong with the titanic one :confused:
BREAKING NEWS

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

waffle posted:

ok i am going to be honest and say I don't see what's wrong with the titanic one :confused:

BREAKING NEWS.

Everything is BREAKING NEWS - even Slenderman.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
oh I guess I just glossed over that entirely cause it's pretty much always there

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

waffle posted:

oh I guess I just glossed over that entirely cause it's pretty much always there

BREAKING NEWS.

waffle: - I guess I just glossed over that entirely.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
cnn is poo poo

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Toad on a Hat posted:

cable news is poo poo

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

THS posted:

cable news is bad!! :eyepop:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i wish bbc and aljazeera were the only news allowed on cable.is that too much to ask??

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
I don't want to get my news any way except via hologram

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Did lowtax ever appear on fox?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Luvcow posted:

Did lowtax ever appear on fox?

what do you think

this is a test if you can be allowed to post here still

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if he did they didnt run the story

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

old dog child posted:

i wish bbc and aljazeera were the only news allowed on cable.is that too much to ask??

BBC should be the only entertainment channel.

Their version of Duck Dynasty would be interesting. There are so many desperate unemployed Welsh actors to pick from.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Did lowtax ever appear on fox?

No instead of doing something clever he made a bunch of fart noises. Ambien probably to blame.

memento mori
May 4, 2008
It won't be long before we get all our news from liked or shared Facebook posts

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Xaris posted:

what do you think

this is a test if you can be allowed to post here still

I don't test well...

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.

old dog child posted:

i wish bbc and aljazeera were the only news allowed on cable.is that too much to ask??

al jazeera english is biased as hell man, don't you know anything
*watches fox news*
-guy I work with

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.

memento mori posted:

It won't be long before we get all our news from liked or shared Facebook posts

most people i know already do this.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

memento mori posted:

It won't be long before we get all our news from liked or shared Facebook posts

This is already happening, kids these days read fashion blogs and post on terrible internet forums like Readit and Somethingafun (the latter created Slenderman!)

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

King of Internet posted:

Fox is actually more informative than CNN

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

t3h z0r posted:

No instead of doing something clever he made a bunch of fart noises. Ambien probably to blame.

So what you are saying is, ambien can help improve my fart noises?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

al jazeera america is actually really bad and dumbed down. i mean al jazeera english wasnt great either but its like they looked at cnn and msnbc and were like "let's do that!!!"

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
fox is more informative than CNN but thats like saying one turd is better than another because it has more corn in it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

King of Internet posted:

Fox is actually more informative than CNN

At least :foxnews: unofficially acknowledges itself as an entertainment cable network (said by Roger Ailes). On the other hand, the CNN brand and top executives actually believe that it never stopped being a serious cable news network and is now composed of nearly the same amount of infotainment content as :foxnews:. It's on-air talent of actual news broadcasters (not contributors/opinion show people) is probably as lovely as :foxnews: if not worse at times (refer to Wolf Blitzer having to do his job without a teleprompter, or doing anything really).

The only thing to be said for them really is that they are not nearly as poisonous a media outlet as :foxnews: in terms of influencing the opinions of average Americans and that they are currently doing so terrible in terms of ratings that they are now resorting to running documentaries and original shows 1/3 of the time. They also sacked Piers Morgan which was something worthy of praise...Erin Burnett is a major fox but is as big of a corporate shill as anybody on :foxnews:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jun 10, 2014

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

t3h z0r posted:

No instead of doing something clever he made a bunch of fart noises.

I hope this is a joke, because that's a huge wasted opportunity.

He should have ended the interview with "we need a new coder".

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Realtalk, CNN sounds disappointed that no kids died during that shooting today.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Renegret posted:

Realtalk, CNN sounds disappointed that no kids died during that shooting today.

"ARE YOU SURE THERE ARE NO DEAD CHILDREN?? ARE ALL REPORTS IN?

...ok we cannot confirm or deny dead kids at this time.. stay tuned as this story develops"

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Renegret posted:

Realtalk, CNN sounds disappointed that no kids died during that shooting today.

Realtalk, this kind of lovely attitude is all too common. It's really pathetic.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

I hear CNN international is better, C/D?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Droid posted:

I hear CNN international is better, C/D?

Somewhat, but it's only a matter of time before Slenderman "murders" a kid in Berlin and three children in Birmingham.


Then we'll see.

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Mar 22, 2013

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