FACT: - it makes you lazy and hungry - then it makes you get fat - fat people have health problems - because youre so lazy, you have a lovely job, and because youre fat, you go to the ER when you have health problems then skip out on the bill - this increases my taxes - higher taxes mean less money for me - less money for me equals less marijuana - when you smoke marijuana, youre literally taking drugs away from me gently caress you
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:57 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 09:57 |
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no
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:58 |
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counterpoint: smoke weed everyday
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:59 |
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No
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:59 |
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sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights*
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:59 |
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this is why i believe in socialized marijuana
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:59 |
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mmmmm'kay
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:59 |
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Cantorsdust posted:this is why i believe in socialized marijuana you have to make sure weed acts appropriately around other drugs so yes good idea
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:00 |
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Cantorsdust posted:this is why i believe in socialized marijuana mandatory marijuana in the water to replace fluoride imo
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:00 |
Resdfru posted:counterpoint: smoke weed everyday Fool and the World posted:sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights* Ignoarints posted:FACT:
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:00 |
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who made you the authority on facts, fucks, yous, and marijuanas?
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:01 |
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If you were high you wouldn't be this aggressive OP
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:01 |
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but yea marijuana sucks now and isn't cool now that it's too mainstream
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:02 |
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Op You sound like a bitch
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:13 |
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Resdfru posted:counterpoint: smoke weed everyday
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:14 |
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your problems with the world are easily solved if you kill yourself
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:25 |
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Resdfru posted:counterpoint: smoke weed everyday
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:30 |
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if you want a good laugh go read tcc and the drug test thread, who instead of just not smoking weed because it's illegal in their state, they get pee off of their 10 year old nephew and tape it to their leg with a fake penis lol
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:31 |
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the thing i hate more than not smoking weed is the sissies that complain about other people minding their own drat business
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:33 |
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Do it ironically posted:if you want a good laugh go read tcc and the drug test thread, who instead of just not smoking weed because it's illegal in their state, they get pee off of their 10 year old nephew and tape it to their leg with a fake penis you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:34 |
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Weed has made me incredibly strong and powerful and I now have difficulty drinking out of a cup without accidentally crushing it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:35 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender how do you convince the dog to pee in a cup
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:36 |
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basically I'm imagining some guy on his hands and knees sticking out a cup underneath his dog when it lifts its leg to pee, his arm getting soaked in piss. smoke weed every day.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:37 |
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dogs are true bros you just have to ask
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:37 |
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it's actually really nice to exercise when you're stoned.especially with some good music.i recommend lifting, cycling, hiking and skating.apparently jogging is also good.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:38 |
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ashgromnies posted:basically I'm imagining some guy on his hands and knees sticking out a cup underneath his dog when it lifts its leg to pee, his arm getting soaked in piss. smoke weed every day. since you're subbing dog pee you dont have to stop doing drugs and you dont get the shakes
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:38 |
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I'm sorry OP but I've done extensive medical research that proves beyond a doubt that not only is marijuana NOT bad for you it's in fact quite healthy. I also have several studies by medical professionals that indicate that my smell is perfectly normal & that I don't need to see a doctor about it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:40 |
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For every pot the op doesn't smoke I'm gonna smoke three.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:11 |
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Ignoarints posted:FACT: Weed doesn't make me lazy enough to not use apostrophes.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:14 |
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made me too lazy to do dishes, take out the trash, or clean my fridge. Had to wade through empty beer cans to get anywhere in my apartment. Stopped smoking and nothing has changed..
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:18 |
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i smoked the reffer once and no wimret ard
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:20 |
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72o posted:your problems with the world are easily solved if you kill yourself
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:22 |
Funkysauce posted:Weed doesn't make me lazy enough to not use apostrophes. forgot one -weed makes you a grammar nazi
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:25 |
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These are just a few of the images we've recorded. And you can see, it wasn't what we thought. There's been no war here and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the weed. The G-23 Amnesia Haze that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, "weed" out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they started breeding, talking, eating. Lots of eating. There's 30 million people here, and none of 'em give a gently caress.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:26 |
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Ignoarints posted:forgot one i disagree. im starting to think your lying
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:26 |
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use weed to cure your pussy bitch disease op
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:28 |
old dog child posted:i disagree. im starting to think your lying
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:30 |
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Fool and the World posted:sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights*
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 21:03 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender No, you cannot. If you do a lab test, like I do, as opposed to a dip-stick test, which lovely companies do, we will spot it. It does not conform to human urine which has other characteristics like specific gravity, ph, creatinine, etc levels that are tested for. If it is outside those ranges, it means the sample is invalid. We do a 9 panel full lab test with an MRO, because I don't want a druggy gently caress working for me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 21:17 |
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:We do a 9 panel full lab test with an MRO, because I don't want a druggy gently caress working for me. You're a hero.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 21:24 |