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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
FACT:

- it makes you lazy and hungry
- then it makes you get fat
- fat people have health problems
- because youre so lazy, you have a lovely job, and because youre fat, you go to the ER when you have health problems then skip out on the bill
- this increases my taxes
- higher taxes mean less money for me
- less money for me equals less marijuana
- when you smoke marijuana, youre literally taking drugs away from me

gently caress you

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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
no

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.
counterpoint: smoke weed everyday

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
No

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights*

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
this is why i believe in socialized marijuana

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
mmmmm'kay

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Cantorsdust posted:

this is why i believe in socialized marijuana

you have to make sure weed acts appropriately around other drugs so yes good idea

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Cantorsdust posted:

this is why i believe in socialized marijuana

mandatory marijuana in the water to replace fluoride imo

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


Resdfru posted:

counterpoint: smoke weed everyday




Fool and the World posted:

sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights*


Ignoarints posted:

FACT:

gently caress you

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.

who made you the authority on facts, fucks, yous, and marijuanas?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
If you were high you wouldn't be this aggressive OP

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
but yea marijuana sucks now and isn't cool now that it's too mainstream

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Op

You sound like a bitch

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Resdfru posted:

counterpoint: smoke weed everyday

72o
Dec 14, 2007

your problems with the world are easily solved if you kill yourself

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Resdfru posted:

counterpoint: smoke weed everyday

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
if you want a good laugh go read tcc and the drug test thread, who instead of just not smoking weed because it's illegal in their state, they get pee off of their 10 year old nephew and tape it to their leg with a fake penis

lol

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the thing i hate more than not smoking weed is the sissies that complain about other people minding their own drat business

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Do it ironically posted:

if you want a good laugh go read tcc and the drug test thread, who instead of just not smoking weed because it's illegal in their state, they get pee off of their 10 year old nephew and tape it to their leg with a fake penis

lol

you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender

Sex Bumbo
Aug 14, 2004
Weed has made me incredibly strong and powerful and I now have difficulty drinking out of a cup without accidentally crushing it.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

gggiiimmmppp posted:

you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender

how do you convince the dog to pee in a cup

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
basically I'm imagining some guy on his hands and knees sticking out a cup underneath his dog when it lifts its leg to pee, his arm getting soaked in piss. smoke weed every day.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



dogs are true bros you just have to ask

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
it's actually really nice to exercise when you're stoned.especially with some good music.i recommend lifting, cycling, hiking and skating.apparently jogging is also good.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ashgromnies posted:

basically I'm imagining some guy on his hands and knees sticking out a cup underneath his dog when it lifts its leg to pee, his arm getting soaked in piss. smoke weed every day.

since you're subbing dog pee you dont have to stop doing drugs and you dont get the shakes

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I'm sorry OP but I've done extensive medical research that proves beyond a doubt that not only is marijuana NOT bad for you it's in fact quite healthy. I also have several studies by medical professionals that indicate that my smell is perfectly normal & that I don't need to see a doctor about it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
For every pot the op doesn't smoke I'm gonna smoke three.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Ignoarints posted:

FACT:

- it makes you lazy and hungry
- then it makes you get fat
- fat people have health problems
- because youre so lazy, you have a lovely job, and because youre fat, you go to the ER when you have health problems then skip out on the bill
- this increases my taxes
- higher taxes mean less money for me
- less money for me equals less marijuana
- when you smoke marijuana, youre literally taking drugs away from me

gently caress you

Weed doesn't make me lazy enough to not use apostrophes.

thehacker0
Mar 19, 2014

made me too lazy to do dishes, take out the trash, or clean my fridge. Had to wade through empty beer cans to get anywhere in my apartment. Stopped smoking and nothing has changed..

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i smoked the reffer once and no wimret ard

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



72o posted:

your problems with the world are easily solved if you kill yourself

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Funkysauce posted:

Weed doesn't make me lazy enough to not use apostrophes.

forgot one

-weed makes you a grammar nazi

Roger Tangerines
Apr 15, 2013

by Debbie Metallica
These are just a few of the images we've recorded. And you can see, it wasn't what we thought. There's been no war here and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the weed. The G-23 Amnesia Haze that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, "weed" out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they started breeding, talking, eating. Lots of eating. There's 30 million people here, and none of 'em give a gently caress.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ignoarints posted:

forgot one

-weed makes you a grammar nazi

i disagree. im starting to think your lying

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

use weed to cure your pussy bitch disease op

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

old dog child posted:

i disagree. im starting to think your lying

:weed:

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Fool and the World posted:

sure thing op *lights blunt* *lifts weights*

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

you can use dog pee as long as the dog is the right gender

No, you cannot. If you do a lab test, like I do, as opposed to a dip-stick test, which lovely companies do, we will spot it. It does not conform to human urine which has other characteristics like specific gravity, ph, creatinine, etc levels that are tested for. If it is outside those ranges, it means the sample is invalid.

We do a 9 panel full lab test with an MRO, because I don't want a druggy gently caress working for me.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

We do a 9 panel full lab test with an MRO, because I don't want a druggy gently caress working for me.

You're a hero.

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