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lignicolos
Dec 6, 2001

effectual posted:

And those two gags were hilarious.

Hilarious, and also albeit far-fetched, they were things that could feasibly happen. An old lady's vagina is not going to be fisted and dust come out.

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Gym Leader Barack
Oct 31, 2005

Grimey Drawer

lignicolos posted:

An old lady's vagina is not going to be fisted and dust come out.

Speaking from experience here?

If we can ignore the fact that the urine-beer (and entire car due to quantity) would have stunk like piss and there's no way you could get a bottle that close to your nose without noticing something was up, then we can maybe assume the dust was talcum powder applied due to bedsores or diaper rash or something similarly plausible.

I remain cautiously optimistic, I don't think Jim Carrey has been in anything objectively terrible (don't say cable guy) so at the worst it will be a watch once and laugh at the stupid jokes kind of deal. If I had seen the first one at 30 instead of 13 it's unlikely I would have watched it as many times as I did.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

RandomCheese posted:

I don't think Jim Carrey has been in anything objectively terrible (don't say cable guy).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc9phYujWY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5n28hpMFBE

:colbert:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Those scenes are funny as hell. The Cable Guy rules.

FrostedButts
Dec 30, 2011

RandomCheese posted:

I don't think Jim Carrey has been in anything objectively terrible (don't say cable guy)

Perhaps you just blocked this one from your memory:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_number_23/

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
I love the people talking about the original as if it were some high-water mark for subtle and understated humor and wit. Do you guys actually remember the first one?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Ishamael posted:

I love the people talking about the original as if it were some high-water mark for subtle and understated humor and wit. Do you guys actually remember the first one?

Yes, and "We landed on the moon!" still makes me laugh like a fool every single time.

It's more that the Farrelly Brothers haven't made a remotely good film outside of Stuck on You in like 15 years.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Ishamael posted:

I love the people talking about the original as if it were some high-water mark for subtle and understated humor and wit. Do you guys actually remember the first one?

Are you trying to say the fart scene was anything less than Oscar quality film material?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

There's smart comedy about dumb characters, and then there's dumb comedy.

The first was the former. This looks like the latter. We're not sure it will be, but the trailer looks like a very different kind of comedy than the original.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

LividLiquid posted:

There's smart comedy about dumb characters, and then there's dumb comedy.

The first was the former. This looks like the latter. We're not sure it will be, but the trailer looks like a very different kind of comedy than the original.

I keep seeing people say that, but I just don't get that impression. This reminded me a lot of the first one.

Now, granted, the first one was never one of my favorite films like some people here, I enjoyed it but have only seen it a couple times over the years. Maybe having a deeper connection with the original is what is giving people a bad feeling about the sequel. But from my perspective this seems a lot like the original, except everyone is older.

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

LividLiquid posted:

There's smart comedy about dumb characters, and then there's dumb comedy.

The first was the former. This looks like the latter. We're not sure it will be, but the trailer looks like a very different kind of comedy than the original.

The first movie had a guy stuck to another guy by frozen piss. What's off-putting about the trailer is how cheap it looks and the uncanny valley of seeing the same actors in the same clothing and haircuts 20 years later.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The bit in the first one that slays me was a simple bit where Carrey turns around and just points. But it's the WAY he kinda stomps himself around and the "HEY!"

Sure he hasn't lost that magic touch.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

CelticPredator posted:

Those scenes are funny as hell. The Cable Guy rules.

This is 100% true. It's amazing.

Timby posted:

Yes, and "We landed on the moon!" still makes me laugh like a fool every single time.

It's more that the Farrelly Brothers haven't made a remotely good film outside of Stuck on You in like 15 years.


Supposedly the moon thing was ad-libbed? Also, Stuck on You is pretty hugely underrated.

xzoto1
Jan 18, 2010

How's life in a bigger prison, Dae-su?

Ishamael posted:

I keep seeing people say that, but I just don't get that impression. This reminded me a lot of the first one.

Now, granted, the first one was never one of my favorite films like some people here, I enjoyed it but have only seen it a couple times over the years. Maybe having a deeper connection with the original is what is giving people a bad feeling about the sequel. But from my perspective this seems a lot like the original, except everyone is older.

It's the fact that the first film was funny because the characters for the most part were unintentionally stupid. We laughed at them because they WERE dumb. This movie makes it looking like they're purposely acting stupid.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

The Ferrely brothers were heavily reigned in by the studio, and the film was better for it.

They've had far more creative freedom since, and have frequently gone too far into a direction that doesn't appeal to me. The uncut Dumb and Dumber is actually a worse movie, in my opinion, and this looks no better.

Again, I hope to be wrong. A laugh is a laugh.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

What simpleton doesn't like The Cable Guy in 2014.

Darke GBF
Dec 30, 2006

The cold never bothered me anyway~
The Cable Guy is almost certainly the best thing Jim Carrey has ever done, and that will probably remain true forever.

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Darke GBF posted:

The Cable Guy is almost certainly the best thing Jim Carrey has ever done, and that will probably remain true forever.



I love you, Philip Morris is already better than The Cable Guy.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Darke GBF posted:

The Cable Guy is almost certainly the best thing Jim Carrey has ever done, and that will probably remain true forever.

The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and like 8 other movies are laughing at you. Hell, loving Fire Marshall Bill is laughing at you.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
If we're strictly talking about dumb comedies though, Cable Guy is near the top of the "Jim Carrey Dumb Comedy List". The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine are great movies with solid performances by Jim Carrey, but they're not really "comedies" in the traditional sense.

I wouldn't even try to compare them to The Cable Guy.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

King Vidiot posted:

If we're strictly talking about dumb comedies though, Cable Guy is near the top of the "Jim Carrey Dumb Comedy List". The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine are great movies with solid performances by Jim Carrey, but they're not really "comedies" in the traditional sense.

I wouldn't even try to compare them to The Cable Guy.

The phrasing "the best thing Jim Carrey has ever done" implies to me that we're not strictly talking dumb comedies.

Darke GBF
Dec 30, 2006

The cold never bothered me anyway~

caiman posted:

The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and like 8 other movies are laughing at you. Hell, loving Fire Marshall Bill is laughing at you.

I like both of those movies (and Truman Show is probably #2 on my list of best Carrey movies) but I would say The Cable Guy is better. Still, at least you didn't say something really stupid like Ace Ventura.

I've never seen I Love You, Philip Morris.

Darke GBF fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 5, 2014

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

caiman posted:

The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and like 8 other movies are laughing at you. Hell, loving Fire Marshall Bill is laughing at you.

The Cable Guy required a little bit of malice and awkward insanity from Jim Carrey which he balanced well. Plus, it had the wonder of stealth-releasing as another wacky Jim Carrey comedy in 1996 (seriously, this is why people don't like it) so it really threw people off who only thought Carrey was good at butt-talking. Those two films you mentioned are great (no idea on the other 8) but god drat did The Cable Guy happen at just the right time in Carrey's career so he could branch off.

Saucy Slit
Jul 27, 2011
Aww yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1omp80WJa8

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
I saw this movie tonight at an advanced screening here in Las Vegas and I don't really know how I feel about it. It was a dumb and dumber movie but a lot of the jokes felt forced and there was a lot of duds. It wasn't anywhere near as good as the first movie and almost seems like they waited way to long to do it again. Both the characters seemed like the original Lloyd and Harry and they had pretty good chemistry but a majority of the movie fell flat.

I don't really know if I can recommend this movie to people. A lot of the audience was laughing at the beginning but as the movie wore on there was a lot less laughs. Definitely some pretty good moments, but nothing really quotable or that I remember.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Meowbot posted:

I saw this movie tonight at an advanced screening here in Las Vegas and I don't really know how I feel about it. It was a dumb and dumber movie but a lot of the jokes felt forced and there was a lot of duds. It wasn't anywhere near as good as the first movie and almost seems like they waited way to long to do it again. Both the characters seemed like the original Lloyd and Harry and they had pretty good chemistry but a majority of the movie fell flat.

I don't really know if I can recommend this movie to people. A lot of the audience was laughing at the beginning but as the movie wore on there was a lot less laughs. Definitely some pretty good moments, but nothing really quotable or that I remember.

This is pretty much exactly what I expected based on the trailer. It looks so forced, unnatural, and unfunny.

Meowbot posted:

they waited way to long to do it again.

Ha.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Still no score for this on Rotten Tomatoes. Hopes for this movie to be good are fading fast...

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

you guys are way too negative, this has the potential to be the finale for the greatest comedy trilogy of all time

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
The original is one of my all time favorites. As long as this one doesn't tarnish the first one at all, I'll be happy.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I might be remembering wrong, but I remember in early trailers they had Jim Carey in a Superman costume, and in the newer ads, it appears they CGI'd it into a generic superhero costume.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

OldSenileGuy posted:

Still no score for this on Rotten Tomatoes. Hopes for this movie to be good are fading fast...

They just don't want people spoiling the jokes is all duh!

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer

OldSenileGuy posted:

Still no score for this on Rotten Tomatoes. Hopes for this movie to be good are fading fast...

I just hope it's not Dumb and Dumberer again.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

The previews have been reminding me of Dumberer a lot actually, but I remain stupidly hopeful. I wasn't a huge fan of Anchorman 2 because of how self aware it was and it looks like this one is falling into the same trap.

At least Dumberer had Bob Saget screaming about poo poo on his walls which still gets a good laugh from me anytime I see the awful movie on TV.

E.G.G.S.
Apr 15, 2006

I saw this a few weeks ago and it's not bad, doesn't hold a candle to the first one but it's a masterpiece compared to Dumberer

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012

See, this? This is the kind of stupid poo poo from the first film that I still laugh about and quote to this day. The first film is full of weird little moments that really make it pop. I'm not too convinced that the sequel will have the same kind of small jokes by the trailers we've seen, but I'm willing to hold out hope.

oswald ownenstein
Jan 30, 2011

KING FAGGOT OF THE SHITPOST KINGDOM
I'm seeing this for nostalgia anyway. I don't really care if it's as funny as some of the good Apattow movies, as long as it's remotely as funny as the first one and not a total piece of poo poo like Dumb and Dumberer

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Sea Bass is in the post credits scene

Lets! Get! Weird!
Aug 18, 2012

Black King Bazinga
The funny thing is critics hated the first one.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
Reading the reviews I kinda want to rewatch Dumb and Dumberer. It seems this is a beat for beat lazy remake like Hangover 2. With literal "copied" jokes and premises. For all it's faults, Dumb and Dumberer never tried to repeat jokes from Dumb and Dumber.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Pretty much that. Beat for beat remake of the first. Repeated jokes. Beyond ugly visuals. It felt cheap, soulless, and horribly sad.

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