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Hey look, a thread were the OP pretends to have a problem, and all the posters pretend to help him. Then you all pretend to have a tea party together, right? Who gets to be the mom and who gets to be the dad?
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Hobohemian posted:Hey look, a thread were the OP pretends to have a problem, and all the posters pretend to help him. Then you all pretend to have a tea party together, right? tea party? we arent racist here. every one of the fine gentlegoons in this thread would offer their pale wives up for cucking to prove it
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Hobohemian posted:Hey look, a thread were the OP pretends to have a problem, and all the posters pretend to help him. Then you all pretend to have a tea party together, right? Who gets to be the mom and who gets to be the dad? why don't you pretend to find a clue, dipshit?
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Jun 11, 2014 20:58
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:why don't you pretend to find a clue, dipshit? Why don't you pretend you live outside of your parents house?
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Jun 11, 2014 20:59
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:why don't you pretend to find a clue, dipshit? dude dude dude don't go all butler in the knitting room with a ice cream scooper on this guy
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Jun 11, 2014 20:59
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snowberker posted:Get on the roof and thrust your pelvis into the air, eventually something will land on your dick. Aeschylus: A Greek playwright back in 500 BC. Many historians consider him the father of Greek tragedies. How he died: An eagle dropped a tortoise on his head According to legend, eagles picked up tortoises and attempt to crack them open by dropping them on rocks. An eagle mistook Aeschylus' head for a rock (he was bald) and dropped it on him instead. this but w/ ur dick
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Jun 11, 2014 21:00
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gently caress turtle!!
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Jun 11, 2014 21:04
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I posted my dogs nuts in nite crew if you want to see a real package, leslie.
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Jun 11, 2014 21:14
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Hobohemian posted:Hey look, a thread were the OP pretends to have a problem, and all the posters pretend to help him. Then you all pretend to have a tea party together, right? Who gets to be the mom and who gets to be the dad? this guy has your number 0P better watch out.
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Jun 11, 2014 21:19
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What's ur wife say about this? Three way?
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Jun 11, 2014 21:19
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Kazvall posted:I posted my dogs nuts in nite crew if you want to see a real package, leslie. Someone take a picture of them flipping this dude's dog's nuts off.
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Jun 11, 2014 21:24
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When you say thick do you mean fat or stupid?
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Jun 11, 2014 21:44
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:It works again. how did you fix it
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jiharlequinade posted:When you say thick do you mean fat or stupid? I don't want to disclose too much information
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Jun 11, 2014 21:56
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you should have sex with her and then right afterward you'll immediately become disgusted by her (and yourself)
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Jun 11, 2014 21:57
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Xaris posted:how did you fix it I started to look at my friend's wife in a new light. I also lowered my SSRI dosage and skip 2 adderall doses a week
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Jun 11, 2014 21:58
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It's kind of weird that you are pretending to be attracted to the fat dumb wife of your pretend friend. Why don't you make believe you have a fetish that is actually interesting?
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Jun 11, 2014 21:59
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Hobohemian posted:It's kind of weird that you are pretending to be attracted to the fat dumb wife of your pretend friend. Why don't you make believe you have a fetish that is actually interesting? Let's set the record straight: I'm not pretending, she's not fat, my fetish is feet.
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Jun 11, 2014 22:01
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fat feet in sandals to be more exact
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Let's set the record straight: I'm not pretending, she's not fat, my fetish is feet. See, now you're pretending that we don't all know you're a lying sad sack.
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Kazvall posted:fat feet in sandals to be more exact This is so wrong it makes me want to hurt you.
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I think we need a picture of this pale beast to give you the appropriate advice, OP. Maek w/ da picks.
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Any advice on how to not get horny thinking about her/talking to her/ being around her? Someone on these forums once stated that white people age like "unrefrigerated milk". Every time you have a sexy thought about her, swallow a mouthful of spoiled milk. Repeat as needed until the thought of sexual activities with her causes a Pavlovian gag from you.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Someone on these forums once stated that white people age like "unrefrigerated milk". This is a really great idea.
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Jun 11, 2014 22:24
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use your cum to make her some foot lotion so you can gently caress her feet by proxy
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Jun 11, 2014 22:26
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leslie dont let these devils tempt u. it aint worth it and white women suck out ur soul thru they pussy. plus there pussies smell like hot dog water. also u shouldnt spill ur seed in a devil, they will jealously hold onto it and impregnate themselfs to trick u into paying child support (whites value money above all else) and other sheisty activity to take your money
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Ilikedirt posted:leslie dont let these devils tempt u. it aint worth it and white women suck out ur soul thru they pussy. plus there pussies smell like hot dog water. also u shouldnt spill ur seed in a devil, they will jealously hold onto it and impregnate themselfs to trick u into paying child support (whites value money above all else) and other sheisty activity to take your money church. i feel u tho
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Jun 11, 2014 22:36
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I am the friend's wife Making someone horny right now
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Jun 11, 2014 22:37
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if u absolutely must gently caress however i suggest gaving anal intercourse. the anal passageway is the least filthy area on a white "person" and is filled with a highly spermicidal and acidic lubricant. do not lick they booty hole tho bc this lubricant (known as "mayonaise") is a neurotoxin in ppl of color. it will paralyze u temporarily and allow the devil woman to steal your sperm and melanin. so u can see whites are highly dangerous even in a sexual settign
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Jun 11, 2014 22:39
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this is not funny, read the bible
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Jun 11, 2014 22:47
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Oh, you're black? Well, then cuck away my friend! Just think, if she becomes your girlfriend you'll never have to drive a vehicle again. Fat white women love to drive black dudes around.
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Jun 11, 2014 22:57
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But OP you said in another thread you can't get hard cause of all the ssris Edit dammit beaten
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Jun 11, 2014 23:01
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my brothers wife's breasts
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slam whale
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In Zero We Trust posted:my brothers wife's breasts I wish hermano would deliver my milk, in the morning.
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Jun 11, 2014 23:04
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gently caress it out of your system op
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Jun 11, 2014 23:27
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GOOCHY posted:Fat white women love to drive black dudes around.
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think about baseball? i dont really understand the question
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Kazvall posted:I wish hermano would deliver my milk, in the morning. Same meter. Nice.
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most rap is about what horrible bitches black women are so i understand why black men go after white women
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