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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Gigi Galli posted:

She's Belgian but don't tell anyone



she's put a belgian my trousers phwooar

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Thats a man.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

St Evan Echoes posted:

Not one England fan posted so far, how surprising lmao

Racist.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

lol idk if this counts

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

ephex posted:

ok boss


these females look intimidating

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I wouldn't know what to do with them.

Same.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I wouldnt know what to do with any of these beautiful and sexually aggressive women they'd eat me for lunch.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Imagine standing in front of those sexually mature women, naked, with my tiny little tail hanging there and theyre pointing and laughing and maybe they make me touch myself and wear a bra *shudders* i wouldnt know what to do with them, or myself.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Weaponized Cum posted:

how's your marriage going

please dont tell my wife

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Insanely Sikh posted:

Yeah what the gently caress's Wenger doing in Brazil? Does he like football or something?

He's a sex tourist.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Imagine that attractive racially ambiguous japanese(?) woman just sitting waiting for me to do something sexual while i stand there naked and impotent unable to move or speak hiding my tiny genitals with my hands.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I think she's used to tiny genitals. Because Asian men have really small dicks.

Yeah but I bet she's used to dicks that work not my embarrassing little useless maggot that she'd probably laugh at giggling while covering her mouth like those people do.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Please dont tell my wife.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Maybe most of the attractive young women are from South America because the World Cup is being held in South America and most of the people travelling from the other parts of the world are middle aged men???? Just a loving thought!?!??!?!

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Women are scum.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'd like to apologise for describing women as 'scum' in this thread last night. Hell, my own mother is a woman, as is my wife.

In my defence I was imagining my own inner turmoil, standing naked before these sexually confident women for them to inspect my inadequate babyparts. A mixture of shame and impotent rage, in the truest sense of the word.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

These women are passionate about football it's a great thing to see.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Please dont tell my wife.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Please dont do that.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Imagine my wife coming home early and finding me with two or more of the beautiful women in this thread, standing naked in front of them as they all point and laugh at my useless cock and balls.

She'd be furious.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I think the whole situation would enrage her.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
My wife seems a bit grumpy this evening. Did somebody talk to her?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I asked you people not to tell her.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Please don't tell my wife I watched this.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

St Evan Echoes posted:

I still can't get over that first one. Good God.

Did anybody find out who she is?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
No, don't do that. Please don't do that.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I've been told off for describing orientals as less than human before.

So I wont say it again.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Time to close this carnival of misogyny IMO. Before my wife finds out.

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