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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Mike-o posted:

Wasn't there incest in one of them or some poo poo?

If there was I blocked it out.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Well the two after that involved magic trees, magic people with OCD, and a love triangle with an old lady and an AI.

I think that's all Speaker for the Dead.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:

I think that's all Speaker for the Dead.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Godholio posted:

I think that's all Speaker for the Dead.

Speaker for the Dead wasn't too bad, just boring. Xenocide and children of the mind is where it got weird

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I have Xenocide, I just haven't read it. Is it worth it or is weird also bad?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

zombie303 posted:

I have Xenocide, I just haven't read it. Is it worth it or is weird also bad?

I'd say read them all to resolve the story, just be prepared for weird poo poo. Not like normal sci-fi weird, but like mormon weird.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I'd say read them all to resolve the story, just be prepared for weird poo poo. Not like normal sci-fi weird, but like mormon weird.

Understanding that it's Mormon weird makes it make a lot more sense. "Oh, that's why through all this poo poo everyone's rushing to get married and pop off kids."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Also incest.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

iyaayas01 posted:

IADS, I'm assuming we're conducting strikes in some areas still under the coverage of the rings of whatever SAMs Assad still has.

Probably the same reason for most of the TLAM strikes.

e: I'm assuming some of his SA-5s are still functional, so at a minimum those will have to be taken out unless we're only striking waaaaay in the NE.

Why wouldn't Assad just lean back and scratch his nutsack while the USAF rocks up the kills? The guy is already on a roll, and has been for some time, I wouldn't mind for sure if somebody lent a hand so he can put those barrel bombs of his out of an Mil-28's hatch to better use again, levelling civilians.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
D&D owns:

meristem posted:

You know, how to put it... The US destabilised Syria to remove Assad/the Russians from control over Syria's oil. Due to ISIS taking initiative, that oil is now in the hands of ISIS and is smuggled through Turkey; Turkey benefits from ISIS. This, plus Iraqi weakness, made the US turn to the Kurds for Kurdish oil. Are you really sure that the US wants to 'contain ISIS' to prevent murder?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




After all it is all about oil.

E: Syria is number 32 on the top 100 list of oil producing countries behind the U.S. (#1 baby, we consume approximately triple what we produce daily though), Saudi (3), the loving UK, (19) and really pretty much any loving country in the Middle East. It is literally the last middle eastern country on the list.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Sep 23, 2014

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kurdish oil. Are you loving kidding me. That paragraphs reads like it was written by a freshman polysci major or a lobotomy patient.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kurdish oil. Are you loving kidding me. That paragraphs reads like it was written by a freshman polysci major or a lobotomy patient.

Dropping a few billion in ordinance to get that sweet sweet Syrian (killstreak) oil

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kurdish oil. Are you loving kidding me. That paragraphs reads like it was written by a freshman polysci major or a lobotomy patient.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Pretty sure getting a lobotomy counts as an upper division polisci course.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Godholio posted:

Pretty sure getting a lobotomy counts as an upper division polisci course.

And a requirement for being an NCO.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

50 Foot Ant posted:

And a requirement for being an NCO.
Is that why I feel so dumb all of the time? :( Can I get a VA rating for a lobotomy?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Godholio posted:

Pretty sure getting a lobotomy counts as an upper division polisci course.

Well these people want to go into politics, right? An intact frontal lobe is only going to go to waste in a congressman anyway

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Not really politics, more like being the bitch intern of a politician or working for an NGO/nonprofit.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lol is it really so much of a stretch for these guys to imagine that the US doesn't want a bunch of Hitlers roaming around just as much as it doesn't want the oil market destabilized

like you can treat both as cynical american politics if you want

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
that isis flames of war video kinda bummed me out cuz they showed a battle where they kicked the poo poo out of some pkk guys :smith:

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Today in one of my classes we talked about the strikes in Syria for most of the period. A lot of the usual college kid bullshit but I gained a tiny bit of hope for humanity when two people in the class referenced the incompetence and uselessness of the indigenous forces in Iraq and Afghanistan as reasons why the area can't stay stable. So even in college some kids are getting at least some accurate info on conflicts.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Mortabis posted:

Not really politics, more like being the bitch intern of a politician or working for an NGO/nonprofit.

You speak from experience?

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kurdish oil. Are you loving kidding me. That paragraphs reads like it was written by a freshman polysci major or a lobotomy patient.

Lol, that would be the Kurdish oil that the US govt was (half-heartedly) black-listing because the Kurds trying to sell it themselves pissed off Baghdad something fierce.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mortabis posted:

Not really politics, more like being the bitch intern of a politician or working for an NGO/nonprofit.

Please go on about what it is like working for an NGO/nonprofit :allears:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please go on about what it is like working for an NGO/nonprofit :allears:

Shots fired. Don't provoke dumb college kids.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

orange juche posted:

Shots fired. Don't provoke dumb college kids.



???

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
My dad knew one of the people who got iced at Kent State. Said he was a total dick so lol :shrug:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

My dad knew one of the people who got iced at Kent State. Said he was a total dick so lol :shrug:

cool dad

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Helldump Immunity. posted:

My dad knew one of the people who got iced at Kent State. Said he was a total dick so lol :shrug:

My mom was eating in one of the dining halls nearby when it went down.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
My was in Thailand and said they busted out the booze and celebrated because "Those loving hippies got what was coming to them."


Edit: I want to say that was the same deployment where my dad was living with some Thai girl saying he was going to marry her and then had to spend the last 6 months confined to base because he told the girl "lol jk I'm not marrying some [racial slur]" and her family put a Yakuza hit on him.

My old man was enlisted as gently caress.

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
My Dad's Nam stories were just how he wanted to go kill Charlie, his boss wouldn't let him go to river boat duty and said "You'll thank me one day", a bunch of his friends from home got waxed and he got out disillusioned and pissed off and smoked a poo poo ton of weed and boozed it up for a couple decades. Thankfully he's still pro killing the jihadis but is bummed our government keeps loving up doing it right. I really feel like I have learned a lot from him.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
My dad was posted in Bangkok from 68-70 doing nothing but setting up telecommunications gear and working on those old code machines that they had back then. He basically spent his entire tour drunk, high, or hung over.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:master:

That's great

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
My dad spent Vietnam fixing RWRs and other electric poo poo on A-4s aboard the Coral Sea and then at a few smaller airfields by fire bases on the border. Said they kept voodoo dolls of shithead pilots that made them do dumb poo poo, a few of them even got shot down so they'd make booze and porn sacrifices to the dolls in thanks. Now he's super Catholic and asks the priest to forgive him of that every few months.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

My dad spent Vietnam fixing RWRs and other electric poo poo on A-4s aboard the Coral Sea and then at a few smaller airfields by fire bases on the border. Said they kept voodoo dolls of shithead pilots that made them do dumb poo poo, a few of them even got shot down so they'd make booze and porn sacrifices to the dolls in thanks. Now he's super Catholic and asks the priest to forgive him of that every few months.

When I was at my squadron I used to fantasize constantly about chinese fighter jets shooting down our gay helos, killing all those shitheel nerd pilots, so your dad's enlistment sounds amazing to me

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Pops spent Nam driving spooks around in the jungle and setting up their generator when they decided they wanted to stop and turn on the mics and listen to... I guess monkeys fuckin or what ever lives in the viet cong trees. When he got back to the states the Army Security Agency dumped him off on the Air Force working on the Fat Albert project. Which was a blimp surveillance program.

Gramps spent WW2 dusting krauts and remodeling Europe with ordnance from the Nav or bombardier seat of a B17, then reserved it up to retirement as a Lt Col.

Before that the family military history is pretty much ransacking Scotland and hating the Saxons.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

DownByTheWooter posted:

When I was at my squadron I used to fantasize constantly about chinese fighter jets shooting down our gay helos, killing all those shitheel nerd pilots, so your dad's enlistment sounds amazing to me

I liked all the pilots in my unit I had to deal with. I still poo poo talk my old XO in emails every month or so.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Nam Dad Chat- My father was an Officer doing Brown Water Navy poo poo, but says he never got to do anything cool but mag dump Thompsons into the jungle. Apparently, he was Officer as gently caress and didn't go out much.

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

bulletsponge13 posted:

Nam Dad Chat- My father was an Officer doing Brown Water Navy poo poo, but says he never got to do anything cool but mag dump Thompsons into the jungle. Apparently, he was Officer as gently caress and didn't go out much.

I wish I had done that in the Navy

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