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Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


MizPiz posted:

When I was three and I first saw a map of the United States, I thought that each state was actually a single city/town, making my hometown the size of South Carolina and Orlando/Disney the entirety of Florida (which were the only two places I really knew about at the time).

When I was a kid I thought that each state had its own money and border controls and such. This is probably because as a kid growing up in Michigan the only time I left the state before I was a teenager was going to Canada combined with the fact that the tiny little village I grew up in had a payphone, so my friends and I would amuse ourselves dialing random 1-800 numbers and I thought the guy who answered once said he was was the Ohio Border Patrol.

I also remember being on a boat in the Soo locks when I was perhaps 5 and thinking that the Canadians we saw in another boat spoke Canadian and that there was no way to communicate with them.

I also thought that any city larger than a few tens of thousands of people was so dangerous that it was basically a war zone and that you'd be lucky to drive through one and make it out alive.

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Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Buttonhead posted:

Makes sense. Detroit *is* in Michigan.

Yeah, I probably got that idea from my super racist redneck farmer dad constantly talking poo poo about Detroit and Flint, even though I'm pretty sure he never actually went to either of them in his entire life.

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