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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
good night now!!!

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Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
farewell

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


kill you're famil now

then you can call it a night

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

nah you should probably keep posting incoherently for a few hours

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
do it

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Now is a good time for you to ride a motorcycle.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
this thread remains ungassed because the pedophile in charge of things can only gas one thread before taking a 20 minute break

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013
im gay

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
I am working on being drunk but it takes a lot because I am a strong man with a strong liver. I punish my liver often. Liver. You need it to live or something.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

gently caress the ROW posted:

this thread remains ungassed because the pedophile in charge of things can only gas one thread before taking a 20 minute break

as long as we have the cuck thread theres still hope

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
You need help. We're here for you

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
pbr is actually a pretty good beer

embykins
Jul 4, 2009

Drad_Bert posted:

We're here for you

Speak for yourself.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

bigzak posted:

pbr is actually a pretty good beer

yeah

Sgt Showtime
Jun 21, 2011

The Santa Clause of Satire;
The man with a hat on, from Manhattan,
(John Oliver)

no

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm drunk but i'm not going to sleep because i'm an alcoholic. or maybe i just like to party

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i can quit any time if i wanted to

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Christmas Miracle posted:

i can quit any time if i wanted to

but i can never quit you

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

gently caress the ROW posted:

this thread remains ungassed because the pedophile in charge of things can only gas one thread before taking a 20 minute break

Yes that is about the length of a star trek episode.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

gently caress the ROW posted:

this thread remains ungassed because the pedophile in charge of things can only gas one thread before taking a 20 minute break

You gotta hold the kid with one hand, doesn't leave a lotta options

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
my phone makes this high pitched whining sound when I charge it. maybe its the cable or something

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Im getting there.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

lets fcuk each othr

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I've had three wine coolers and I'm entirely out of it.

I am drinking winecooler sbecause I am out of soda and juice and need to go to a store but it was wet outside and a car splashed me.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

chill

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

The Taint Reaper posted:

I've had three wine coolers and I'm entirely out of it.

I am drinking winecooler sbecause I am out of soda and juice and need to go to a store but it was wet outside and a car splashed me.

why do you even have winecoolers in your house?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

why do you even have winecoolers in your house?

because I am a fan of flavor.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

The Taint Reaper posted:

because I am a fan of flavor.

ill be honest i dont even know what winecoolers are because ive never seen one but ive heard jokes about how they are for underage drinkers so im just gonna assume you are an aatrek parachute account and say that im glad you drank them rather than putting them to their intended use

god bless

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hi drunk, im psyopmonkey.

:smug:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
anyone got any zimas

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

ill be honest i dont even know what winecoolers are because ive never seen one but ive heard jokes about how they are for underage drinkers so im just gonna assume you are an aatrek parachute account and say that im glad you drank them rather than putting them to their intended use

god bless
They're like alcopops or whatever

I fall asleep real fast for like 18 hours and wake up with a major headache if I have anything stronger.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cucking Mama posted:

my phone makes this high pitched whining sound when I charge it. maybe its the cable or something

nsa

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

The Taint Reaper posted:

They're like alcopops or whatever

sorry i dont know what that is either so this doesnt really help

being an adult, i drink beer, wine or spirits so i dont know all the hip tween lingo for what they pay hobos to buy for them at the liquor store

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i thought a winecooler was a tiny eski

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I may be drunk in a few hours, but if you're still here and drunk OP I could use a coach.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Orkin Mang posted:

i thought a winecooler was a tiny eski

it's malt beer but with fruit and like can make you taste anime.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Ok I no longer need a coaching. What I need is an outlet to inflict myself on the internet. I'm taking suggestions.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've had a litre of cider and I'm finishing a bottle of wine as we speak. Last Friday night before I go back to the gulag

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
What kind of wine

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Wine is for hipster idiots.

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