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this is important I think we'd kill the aliens but they might have better technology so that's a problem still I think we got this, bring it on et
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General: Is that glass bulletproof? Secret Service: No sir *blam blam blam blam blam*
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well, i think if the aliens could travel here from another solar system they'd be able to kill us easily, op. maybe some astrophysics goons can comment
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what if we ARE aliens?
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look at you pathetic humans, only thing you can think about is killing and raping
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BlueChocolate posted:look at you pathetic humans, only thing you can think about is killing and raping and cucking never forget the cucking
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BlueChocolate posted:look at you pathetic humans, only thing you can think about is killing and raping *aliens then rape and kills all humans*
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BlueChocolate posted:look at you pathetic humans, only thing you can think about is killing and raping gently caress the row, is that you?
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Christmas Miracle posted:well, i think if the aliens could travel here from another solar system they'd be able to kill us easily, op. maybe some astrophysics goons can comment but they might travel here and look like celery, so we eat them
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Jun 14, 2014 05:17
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God I'd love to rape an alien
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Jun 14, 2014 05:18
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jackyl posted:but they might travel here and look like celery, so we eat them that's possible. as layman we can't really make any claims one way or the other
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Christmas Miracle posted:well, i think if the aliens could travel here from another solar system they'd be able to kill us easily, op. maybe some astrophysics goons can comment what if they travel in a generation ship and devolve into savages en route?
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Jun 14, 2014 05:18
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war of the worlds was the only plausible scenario in which humans win
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Iamblikhos posted:what if they travel in a generation ship and devolve into savages en route? isn't that like that movie on netflix with uh... dennis quaid maybe?
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Christmas Miracle posted:isn't that like that movie on netflix with uh... dennis quaid maybe? Pandorum? that movie kicks rear end imo
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BlueChocolate posted:look at you pathetic humans, only thing you can think about is killing and raping this is why we'll win been practicing guerrilla warfare for hundreds of years aliens won't even know wtf
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i think we would kil the aliens but the chinese would kill us
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What if the aliens come from a species which does not even understand war the way we do? Like they come from a planet where nothing kills other things, and the whole concept is foreign to them. They would meet us and think "Oh! Another intelligent race? It must think exactly like we do, since that is all we can fathom. I will try to communicate by gently poking it, as is my custom." and then we think "Oh poo poo, issa fish frog thingy. Kill it!" and then Pa blows the alien away. Then the entire alien race thinks "oh, wow. That human must have accidentally killed our friend while it was trying to communicate. What a strange race this is! Let's try to gently poke them and hopefully they will get the message" and then we will kill them all and the last one to die will think "oh, that poor human must feel so awkward after destroying the last of our race! I wish I could poke him to apologize." That, or the first aliens to reach us will be so far away from their homeworld that we will all be dead and gone by the time the rest of their race can avenge their deaths. Think about it: when we visited the moon did we bring guns? Hell no. If moon monsters killed the first astronauts, there wouldn't be a drat thing we could do about it, and by the time we got the technology to nuke the moon, why would we even bother? All the moon monsters which killed the first astronauts would be dead by then anyway, and they're just stupid moon monsters. It's not like nuking the moon would fix anything.
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by then we'll probably all be nihilists of some sort so i think the most likely situation is a suicide pact
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Light-Bearer posted:war of the worlds was the only plausible scenario in which humans win I think aliens are advanced enough to have stuff like doctors and medicine, though. I think the aliens probably won't really care. If they want the planet they'll just move in. We'll try and learn about them and undermine their Hive or blow up their Supercomputer because we think it'll make them leave, but then the aliens will just go "Oh, loving hell, that's an afternoon down the drain, I gotta get this place sprayed for humans", and just get a new one. And then we'll finally kill one, and we'll think it's this big progress in the war, but then it'll turn out the aliens treat it the way we treat some old person getting stung to death by bees. "Are there humans in your backyard? There could be. Learn what you can do to protect yourself, tonight at ten!"
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ScratchAndSniff posted:
How do you think we got to the moon in the first place retard
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we brought guns to the moon and golf clubs because that's how we roll
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gently caress it, lets team up WITH the aliens and kill other less technologically advanced aliens. We can call it Manifest Galaxy
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IsaoHung posted:gently caress it, lets team up WITH the aliens and kill other less technologically advanced aliens. to defeat islam
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It will go down pretty much the same way that it did when Europeans colonized the Americas. Most - if not all - of us will die from a combination of their diseases, their weapons, and their discriminatory policies. Fighting the vanguard off won't accomplish much, they'll just send an even more powerful force to crush us.
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Jun 14, 2014 05:39
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I hope the aliens are ppretty ladidies
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:How do you think we got to the moon in the first place retard It's a metaphor.
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Pththya-lyi posted:It will go down pretty much the same way that it did when Europeans colonized the Americas. Most - if not all - of us will die from a combination of their diseases, their weapons, and their discriminatory policies. Fighting the vanguard off won't accomplish much, they'll just send an even more powerful force to crush us. Yeah, but in the meantime we can sign indecipherable contracts with them in exchange for pretty beads. Then a few hundred years from now we can open Human space casinos.
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naem posted:I hope the aliens are ppretty ladidies u sound a bit nervous. just be urself around them and theyll bone u for who u truly are.
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unless aliens are evil for the sake of evil they would probably just ignore us or not give a poo poo. there are no resources on earth that cant be found everywhere else. if we've been discovered by a more advanced species there's probably a huge beacon outside the solar system telling everyone to stay clear of the retards
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THS posted:unless aliens are evil for the sake of evil they would probably just ignore us or not give a poo poo. there are no resources on earth that cant be found everywhere else. if we've been discovered by a more advanced species there's probably a huge beacon outside the solar system telling everyone to stay clear of the retards and someone will gently caress up, come here, we will kill them and reverse engineer their poo poo and start intergalactic war on terror
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Iamblikhos posted:Pandorum? great flick
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the movie contact was cool but instead of loving with some scientist lady they would just send a tiny probe, catalog a few things, move on
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:God I'd love to rape an alien
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If you and traverse large parts of the galaxy or even the universe then your can probably destroy a planet with the push of a button. Earth might get blown up by some joyriding teenage alien just for the fun of it. 
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Pawn 17 posted:If you and traverse large parts of the galaxy or even the universe then your can probably destroy a planet with the push of a button. Earth might get blown up by some joyriding teenage alien just for the fun of it. again, you're forgetting about the option of generation ships
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:God I'd love to rape an alien senario: aliens land in india
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What if they're alien robots?
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Whiskey Sours posted:What if they're alien robots? india would rape them anyway and provide tech support as well
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jackyl posted:this is important Both at the same time
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