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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Killer 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JGA4xSudU&t=23s

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
world of warcraft if u mean most of the players irl playing are crippled

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
cripple :xd:

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true
Does bionic commando count since technically he is an amputee?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'd say he's not so much cripple as enhanced.

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true
then can we count games where it feels like youre playing a cripple? Not being able to jump over a 6 inch pile of rubble is pretty bullshit.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

IsaoHung posted:

then can we count games where it feels like youre playing a cripple? Not being able to jump over a 6 inch pile of rubble is pretty bullshit.

Not enough space in the internet.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
mass effect 2 for like a minute

least fun minute in the game that didn't involve turrets

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Jun 14, 2014

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Beavis and Butthead games

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Nigmaetcetera posted:

mass effect 2 for like a minute

Mass Effect 3 right at the end

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
any game where you play as a woman amiright??????

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true

No. 6 posted:

Mass Effect 3 right at the end

Every mass effect for all of the mass effect.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That new Daredevil game looks ok

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

No. 6 posted:

Mass Effect 3 right at the end

i guess being limited to color-coded decisions is technically a handicap. i mean you don't see ulillillia winning any marathons

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
final fantasy 7 where you play as a mentally crippled retard

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sabel posted:

That new Daredevil game looks ok


lol

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Disability girl

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
every game with an insane, unreliable narrator (hotline miami)

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
you're confined to a wheelchair in one part of Silent Hill Shattered Memories on the Wii.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
mass effect 2 when you play as joker for a bit

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_characters_on_the_autism_spectrum#Video_games

you're welcome, OP

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Halflife

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Do mental cripples count?

http://troika.wikia.com/wiki/Idiot_Savant

quote:

You were institutionalized at a young age and believed to be mentally handicapped. After several years, the institute lost funding and you were turned out onto the street with nothing more than the clothes on your back. You are brilliant with a keen grasp of numbers and mathematics, but you are barely able to talk. You gain +6 points of Intelligence and +3 to Gambling, but years of being locked away makes you suffer physically and emotionally. You talk as if you had a much lower Intelligence and you suffer -1 to Strength and Constitution, and -2 to Dexterity and Willpower.

http://troika.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Person

quote:

You have suffered congenital brain damage. You lack Intelligence (- 2), but you recieve more praise for doing good deeds.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

playng as a half-ogre special person with 0 points invested in charisma in arcanum is hilarious. the guy who's loving supposed to point you towards the main quest line refuses to speak with you for more than 15 seconds because you're a drooling deformed retard

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nigmaetcetera posted:

playng as a half-ogre special person with 0 points invested in charisma in arcanum is hilarious. the guy who's loving supposed to point you towards the main quest line refuses to speak with you for more than 15 seconds because you're a drooling deformed retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBjeLiWhek

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
In fear effect one of the major characters gets his arm chopped off.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
your main character can have a gay romance in dragon age origins

GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
The next Metal Gear Solid is all about cripples.

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...
I always made Lucca's mom an amputee

Lara

I'm sorry

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
P. Sure you could play as a kid in a wheelchair in The Warriors.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I deffo know he was a boss on one of the levels and you beat him by lashing bricks at his head. Hey, it was the 70s people were less tolerant back then.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

You can become a cripple in Dwarf Fortress, for quite some time i kept trying to put on a right-handed gauntlet only to remember my adventurer had lost his right arm.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Lasher posted:

I deffo know he was a boss on one of the levels and you beat him by lashing bricks at his head. Hey, it was the 70s people were less tolerant back then.

he was rad as hell because he was the only person with a gun in entire game and even though it was just a pistol whenever he fired it would blast apart all the destructible objects in like a five foot radius

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006


You can cut off your own arm in season 1 of the walking dead game.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The climax of Thirty Flights of Loving is a gunfight that you don't actually participate in, you push a guy in a wheelchair who is dual-wielding uzis and does all the shooting for you

GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
In Soul Reaver your wings are crippled.

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme
Bunch o fighting games have dude(ttes) with missing bits and prostheses. Kano, baiken, crazy one-eyed lady (juri?) from street fighter 4. soul calibur had darth vader that one time. idk if there's a crippled tekken dude but gon and the doctor who lays on the ground kinda counts.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
planescape torment is a game about a man who is crippled in that he is covered in scars

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...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Cucking Mama posted:

planescape torment is a game about a man who is crippled in that he is covered in scars

updated my journal

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