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MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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Fandyien posted:

you should get some more wives to rape, rhonyn

No. I love my wife, and it isn't rape. Its Marriage. I don't think you understand, we are married.

Anyways, one is perfect for any man.

It takes a very small man to want more than one woman to satisfy him.

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BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

lol marriage isnt a legal contract to gently caress

the only thing marriage does legally is tie ur loving assets together human being

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ISIS will never accept your application at this rate tbh

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Get raped, OP.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




im feeling very triggered right now

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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BadLlama posted:

lol marriage isnt a legal contract to gently caress

the only thing marriage does legally is tie ur loving assets together human being

I beg to differ.

A hooker I have to pay every hour we have sex.

An escort I have to pay for her presence.

A prostitute I have to pay for the job.

A wife I have to pay for the ring and then I get the rest for free.

I think most women have already negotiated their price, the only question is a matter of semantics.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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BadLlama posted:

lol marriage isnt a legal contract to gently caress

the only thing marriage does legally is tie ur loving assets together human being

wow, that sure is a post...

isn't a legal contract... legally tie your assets together...

edit: welp i'm a retarded

Iamblikhos fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jun 18, 2014

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



rhonyn's wife cost him several goats

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Iamblikhos posted:

wow, that sure is a post...

isn't a legal contract... legally tie your assets together...

l2r read human being

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fandyien posted:

rhonyn's wife cost him several goats

Forget the wife, I'll take the goats!!!

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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BadLlama posted:

l2r read human being

yeah, guilty as charged. read "to" as "you" :eng99:

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

BadLlama posted:

just a reminder that fat ogre believe if you rape a bitch and get her knocked up that oval office bitch has to carry the child to full term cause gently caress her

also rhnoy probly believe this too

It isn't so much as gently caress her as I don't support murdering babies.

HTH

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



look at this country bumpkin over here calling abortion murder

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Yaldabaoth posted:

This guy probably thinks rape shouldn't be illegal since women aren't people and that makes it a victimless crime

They are people, but specifically they are people whose purpose is to have dicks inserted into them.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Maoist Pussy posted:

They are people, but specifically they are people whose purpose is to have dicks inserted into them.

i just figured out that your name is a pun. boy do i feel stupid!

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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It isn't murder until the person has proven their value to humanity. That is why nuking Africa, India, China and is A-okay.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

It isn't murder until the person has proven their value to humanity. That is why nuking Africa, India, China and is A-okay.

u forgot the middle east

thats like the biggest one that needs nuking

jesus poo poo

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trick question, all cis-straight sex is rape.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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the republican state representative in question is a cosplayer:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Rape is bad, but abortions are good, so I am of two minds here.

Improper Umlaut
Jun 8, 2009

I clicked the link to make a joke about Republicans and rape during the last election cycle.


Apparently Republicans have beaten me to the punch.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
lol fucken republicans are always trying to rape someone, something, anything.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Republicans are Literally Reddit.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Rape isn't all bad. If it weren't for rape, then you wouldn't even be here, OP.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that dude sounds pretty crazy. only in Maine.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Lol rape-publicans


Hurrrrrrrr

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Do I really get a free bag if I click that NRA. Link ?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
there is a (honestly kinda reasonable all things considered) genuine evo psych theory that a lot of girls get wet/come during rape because hey, its better than being dry and getting your pussy ripped apart and maybe dying and/or not being able to have legit kids after that

though i'm sure in the environment of evolutionary adaptedness, the rape babies would just be summarily discarded, as they should be in modern times

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm a man therefore I have the right to rape anyone

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
U really gotta give the GOP credit for at least not killing the girls they rape though

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
MRAs think being liable for child support is equivalent to a woman getting raped

www
Aug 4, 2010

BadLlama posted:

lol marriage isnt a legal contract to gently caress

the only thing marriage does legally is tie ur loving assets together human being


marriage sounds terrible

www
Aug 4, 2010

apparently most women have rape fanasties/rape fetish so you are actually giving the woman what she wants. makes you think.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

It isn't murder until the person has proven their value to humanity. That is why nuking Africa, India, China and is A-okay.

yeah they haven't proven their value like making an even bigger bomb to nuke us back

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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The Fattest PI posted:

MRAs think being liable for child support is equivalent to a woman getting raped

This is a sad but somewhat accurate representation of the legal system and how it favors women.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Isn't murder worse than rape? I'm just asking questions! :reject:

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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Clochette posted:

Isn't murder worse than rape? I'm just asking questions! :reject:

Depends on who it is. I know that some of the underclass are entitled to a rape, at least once.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The Fattest PI posted:

MRAs think being liable for child support is equivalent to a woman getting raped

It's clearly worse because men are getting financially raped for 18 years, just another example of the matriarchy's abusive laws

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

www posted:

apparently most women have rape fanasties/rape fetish so you are actually giving the woman what she wants. makes you think.

agreed. rape is pretty great way to meet women and satisfy their primal carnal hunger for unwanting dick

9.5/10 would recommend (-0.5 for getting crabs once)

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