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Hello friends. Watching all these World Cup games so far has got me noticing, some players have some really cool and good tattoos, and some have some really poo poo ones. But we don't have a thread to talk about them in and also to be a big image dump for fat retards like myself! Well, wait no longer because that thread is now here, it is this thread, and you can post in here about all the cool tattoos on your favourite players. Here's my picks of the tournament so far The good: Nigel de Jong  Raul Meireles   Tim Cahill  Olivier Giroud  The bad: The entire gayboi tryhard p*ssy b*tch neck tattoo brigade of Chile including but not limited to Eduardo Vargas   Arturo Vidal    Gary Medel   Gonzalo Jara  Special mention to Daniel Agger, Joleon Lescott and Djibril Cisse who didn't make it to Brazil rip As a topic of discussion to keep this from devolving into an imagedump instantly, does anyone know why so many footballers have such poo poo tattoos? I figure its because a bunch of young kids with too much money and no taste just spend on bad poo poo, but I like the idea that there's one massive scratcher who all the Chilean dudes keep recommending to each other
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cool thread op, de jong's tattoos are great, but meireles takes the top spot imo
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Jun 19, 2014 13:37
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I don't like tattoos OP, I think they take away from the natural beauty of the human form.
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Jun 19, 2014 14:20
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vyelkin posted:I don't like tattoos OP, I think they take away from the natural beauty of the human form. I disagree, I think if done well they can very much accentuate the natural beauty of the human form and look fully sick
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Jun 19, 2014 14:30
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I can't believe Vidal has a spiderman tattoo on his forearm, and you're making fun of his neck tattoos.
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Jun 19, 2014 14:32
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Is Gary Medel's pitbull tattoo deliberately wonky so as to resemble his face more?
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Jun 19, 2014 15:05
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Eau de MacGowan posted:I can't believe Vidal has a spiderman tattoo on his forearm, and you're making fun of his neck tattoos. I don't really have the moral high ground to criticise people on tattoos of cartoons/movie franchises op
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Jun 19, 2014 16:00
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tattoos are disgusting, just like women who smoke!!!
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Jun 19, 2014 16:02
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Chilean players, and others, have poo poo tattoos because they have bad taste, that's all there is to it.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:07
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El Hefe posted:Chilean players, and others, have poo poo tattoos because they have bad taste, that's all there is to it. I find it interesting that it seems to have reached critical mass around the Chile team though, they all seem to have shocking tattoos where other teams have some dudes with no tattoos, some with alright ones and some with boring bad ones.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:10
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Bogan Krkic posted:I find it interesting that it seems to have reached critical mass around the Chile team though, they all seem to have shocking tattoos where other teams have some dudes with no tattoos, some with alright ones and some with boring bad ones. There's a Chilean fan at the Hereford FIFA Fan Zone with an Arby's logo tattooed on his neck. The classic tall hat, not the new one.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:29
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:There's a Chilean fan at the Hereford FIFA Fan Zone with an Arby's logo tattooed on his neck. The classic tall hat, not the new one. he's still there?
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Jun 19, 2014 16:31
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Enter sadman
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:There's a Chilean fan at the Hereford FIFA Fan Zone with an Arby's logo tattooed on his neck. The classic tall hat, not the new one. Interesting. Seems like it could be a cultural thing then.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:32
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USMNT: Dempsey:     Brooks:   Howard:    
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Jun 19, 2014 17:21
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I don't care for tattoos tbh.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:29
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Tzen posted:USMNT: Is that af***** a**s c*m?
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Jun 19, 2014 17:35
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Tzen posted:Brooks: wtf are these supposed to be? They look like the outlines of the Congo and Sudan. I guess the right one is Illinois? Why would you want an outline of Illinois tattooed on your body forever?
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Jun 19, 2014 17:51
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vyelkin posted:wtf are these supposed to be? They look like the outlines of the Congo and Sudan. I guess the right one is Illinois? Why would you want an outline of Illinois tattooed on your body forever? No matter which states those tattoos are, they are really lame.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:55
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vyelkin posted:wtf are these supposed to be? They look like the outlines of the Congo and Sudan. I guess the right one is Illinois? Why would you want an outline of Illinois tattooed on your body forever? Illinois and Germany. His dad is from Chicago but was stationed in Germany. Brooks' mother is German and he was born and raised in Berlin. If you look closely you can see little stars where Berlin and Chicago are. And yes, there are far better ways to celebrate Chicago than getting the rest of this retarded state on your body.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:57
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Big Black Dick posted:Illinois and Germany. His dad is from Chicago but was stationed in Germany. Brooks' mother is German and he was born and raised in Berlin. If you look closely you can see little stars where Berlin and Chicago are.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:02
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Deuce's Texas elbow cap makes me laugh really hard but I kinda like it. I had no idea Howard was so covered in hilarious tattoos, dude owns.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:04
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frankenfreak posted:That looks nothing like Germany and more like Berlin itself which makes sense since it's also a state, just like Illinois. I just assumed it was a really lovely tattoo. Well, I mean it is already, but poorly executed in addition to poor taste.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:06
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Big Black Dick posted:I just assumed it was a really lovely tattoo. He's clearly biting Deuce's style with them too. What a beta
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Jun 19, 2014 18:08
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At least Texas has their own weird state-centric nationalism (stationalism?) thing where they like to stand out from other states and be super proud they're from Texas and whatever. I've literally never seen or heard anybody talking about how much they love being from Illinois. Chicago, sure.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:09
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The best German but now American tattoo is Terrance Boyd's Cyclops.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:10
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:The best German but now American tattoo is Terrance Boyd's Cyclops. Is that meant to make his arm look like a crocodile?
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Jun 19, 2014 18:13
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Fanis Gekas got made fun of for this: he wanted it to mean Cold-Blooded Killer but apparently it means Murderer of Bad Weather http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/19/kanji-fail-japanese-world-cup-fans-notice-greek-players-strange-tattoo/
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Jun 20, 2014 12:57
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Maradonna Summer posted:Fanis Gekas got made fun of for this: Lmao this is one of my best tattoo things
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Jun 20, 2014 12:58
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It's Always Sunny In Thessaloniki
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Jun 20, 2014 14:54
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Ramos got a Champions League tattoo to match his World Cup one. Can't fault the concept, but the execution is lovely. And Chicago has one of the most iconic flags and skylines of any city in the US--so much so that Chicago flag tattoos are cliche. But we still hate the rest of this backwoods red state, so even a cliche is better than that dumb Illinois tat.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:34
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I love the idea of those trophy tattoos but Meireles' Champions League tattoo is the best one imo. On a similar note, has anyone ever seen a good football related tattoo? I always consider getting one and then remember that they all look gay as hell
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Jun 20, 2014 15:36
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saihttam posted:It's Always Sunny In Thessaloniki it's not it's been raining cats and dogs for the last month, i hate it op
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Jun 20, 2014 15:38
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poo poo, Meireles and De Jong's tattoos are amazing
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Jun 20, 2014 22:07
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CaptainRightful posted:Ramos got a Champions League tattoo to match his World Cup one. Can't fault the concept, but the execution is lovely. Find a better photo because those are legit great tattoos in concept and execution.
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Jun 20, 2014 23:56
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Jun 20, 2014 23:59
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The little star on the outline of Berlin marks the place where he grew up, which is a fail-rear end suburb filled with old people (who very likely were nazis, just saying (not that there's anything wrong with that)) and beta bitches. To think what could have been had he grown up a kilometer or two to the east, he'd be well hard and my local hero but also probably in jail.
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Jun 21, 2014 01:45
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Jun 21, 2014 02:31
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Mario's tattoos are alpha as hell and I wont hear otherwise Always enjoyed De Rossi "legbreaker" one 
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Jun 21, 2014 02:36
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Gigi Galli posted:Mario's tattoos are alpha as hell and I wont hear otherwise Holy gently caress that is amazing.
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Gigi Galli posted:Mario's tattoos are alpha as hell and I wont hear otherwise You forgot to post his anime tattoo op
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