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The hour draws near...
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 Sir, everything is in position. We await your word. Good. Everything is going according to plan.
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 Sir, we've finished digging the tunnel. We're ready to move on your word. Excellent. These filthy Canadian RCMP officers are too busy celebrating the New Year to keep a proper watch on the cells. Very good, sir. Now, while they're distracted, move the army through these tunnels. Heh, heh, yes, good, good. This is all very excellent. Although--hmm, we don't seem to have come out above ground. No, sir, we appear to have uncovered the Secret Catacombs Of CanadaTM Goodness, not the Secret Catacombs Of CanadaTM! Yes, sir, the Secret Catacombs Of CanadaTM! Hmm. Well, I suppose we'll just have to continue digging to get through the Secret Catacombs Of CanadaTM. Sir, agreed. We have many soldiers with which to complete the job, although-- What is it? Speak up! The Secret Catacombs Of CanadaTM are riddled with mines. Blast! Of course they are. Well, we'll just have to be careful. Use your training! Of course, sir. And put on one of these many Indiana JonesTM costume kits that happen to be lying around. If we DO happen to come out above ground, it would serve us well to be in disguise. Of course, sir. Excellent, now let's see. Where should we go first? Oh dear. Uh, is there a clone trooper who is willing to go first?
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man if this gets the thread closed again I will laaaaaaaugh. Also gently caress the Windows 8 Minesweeper. When I play Minesweeper, it's because I have a short attention span while listening to LP videos or talking to people, turning it into a fullscreen "game" kind of ruined it for me 
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Goddammit you geriatric wizard gently caress. Knock this poo poo off or I'm calling Geop back in here.
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That money looks nice. I'll grab it and break the block right over it.
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You are a weird person.
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Senerio posted:That money looks nice. I'll grab it and break the block right over it.  Ahh, excellent! The Canadian Government's gold appears to be stored in these catacombs as well! Good work, Trooper. A mine has been located as well. Don't step on it, or we will lose one of our precious heart icons.nine-gear crow posted:Goddammit you geriatric wizard gently caress. Knock this poo poo off or I'm calling Geop back in here. Actually, maybe we should push Trooper nine-gear crow onto it for being a meanie.
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That other small gold nugget closest to us is really inviting: we should dig straight to it taking the shortest possible route.
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Jan 1, 2015 20:29
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radintorov posted:That other small gold nugget closest to us is really inviting: we should dig straight to it taking the shortest possible route. This, and then directly to that mysterious door.
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I have no idea how this game works but I know you can't go wrong drawing a dick.
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Jan 1, 2015 20:32
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We should start with the bottomleft most block, sir! Corners strategy, sir.
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radintorov posted:That other small gold nugget closest to us is really inviting: we should dig straight to it taking the shortest possible route.     Wow, uh, you Clone Troopers sure are busy fellows. That's a lot of digging! Good work on finding that gold, though.Chwoka posted:This, and then directly to that mysterious door.  Hmm. It appears to be locked. Knowing the Canadian Government, the key for this door is haphazardly laying around in this very room. Troopers, spread out, find that key! We must know what is behind this door!
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Sindai posted:I have no idea how this game works but I know you can't go wrong drawing a dick. Not possible, unfortunately, because the Clone Troopers appear to be incapable of excavating a single brick of dirt at a time.
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Sir! Are we still getting paid for this, Sir?
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I love money sir, and those coins on the lower right tempt me!
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Let's go straight for that dynamite. Keys are for losers, we'll blow up that loving door.
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Hey, what's this menu button in the corner do, sir?
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Frionnel posted:I love money sir, and those coins on the lower right tempt me!  I, too, am tempted, Trooper Frionnel. We can use this ill-begotten gold to fund my Super Secret Sith Projects!NewMars posted:Sir! Are we still getting paid for this, Sir? Uh, or, uh, pay the Troopers, I suppose.Carbon dioxide posted:Let's go straight for that dynamite. Keys are for losers, we'll blow up that loving door.    Hmm, interesting. Looks like this Canadian Dynamite can blow up just about anything in the Catacombs. Should we still proceed to destroy the door? Or should we save the explosives for later? I'll be the first to admit it: I'm more of a Space Wizard, than anything else. I have no idea what's happening right now.
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Surely we have enough gold to upgrade to Premium by now! We deserve it.
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Chwoka posted:Surely we have enough gold to upgrade to Premium by now! We deserve it. Hmm, what's this? Yech! No. No, thank you.
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 Red x's are mines, blue circles are clear, sir! I'm baffled that they actually tried to turn this into a game, a freemium game even.
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The question is, does marking the mines and clearing known safe spots even do anything for us anymore? It's the whole point of regular minesweeper, sure, but here we're on an ~Adventure~ (mode) and I don't know that clearing and marking gives us any benefit other than not accidentally setting off a mine later on. Hmm. Looking at the current map, it seems like this is a kind of tutorial. We can't safely advance below, and the upper path has three loose rocks in the wall. I think we have to use the dynamite to blow through those, and then we can advance up and around, hopefully find other dynamite, and most definitely find a key. So, uh. Those are my recommended orders, sir.
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 quote:Looks like the ghosts of the past are here to haunt. You might want to look over your shoulder on occassion.
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Oblivion4568238 posted:Hmm. Looking at the current map, it seems like this is a kind of tutorial. We can't safely advance below, and the upper path has three loose rocks in the wall. I think we have to use the dynamite to blow through those, and then we can advance up and around, hopefully find other dynamite, and most definitely find a key. So, uh. Those are my recommended orders, sir. Setting dynamite. Let's hope you're right about this, Trooper Oblivion4568238. Sir, there are supplies behind these rocks! What a pleasant surprise! Any Sith artifacts? No, sir, mostly low-tech ballistics and shielding. Oh, bugger.   Aha! The exit. Who will clear the way for your Glorious Leader? I still recommend pushing Trooper nine-gear crow into the path. Or Trooper Air is Lava! They called me "weird".
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I volunteer for the glory of the Sith/Lucas empire sir!
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I suggest we go stand on the 1 up and to the right, dig twice right and once down to get to the end, SIR!
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Oblivion4568238 posted:The question is, does marking the mines and clearing known safe spots even do anything for us anymore? It's the whole point of regular minesweeper, sure, but here we're on an ~Adventure~ (mode) and I don't know that clearing and marking gives us any benefit other than not accidentally setting off a mine later on. Curiosity got the better of me, and I looked up a thing or two (don't have Windows 8 myself). You can find gold pieces under some dirt pieces. Don't know if that's worth it, though. Also, found a guy saying that every 5th level is way harder and you might want to hoard for that.
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Because playing it properly is the goal of this thread.
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Neruz posted:Because playing it properly is the goal of this thread. I play to get filthy rich, personally.
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I'm here because I'm bored!
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Jan 2, 2015 14:04
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I'm here because of the pay and the dental program.
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I'm here because I caused me and my entire family to die!
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I'm here to run the food truck.
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Blind Sally posted:Or Trooper Air is Lava! They called me "weird". Sir! I don't know what came over me, Sir! I was completely beside myself, Sir! As a personal chastisement, I cleared a huge part of the perimeter, Sir!  Senerio posted:I suggest we go stand on the 1 up and to the right, dig twice right and once down to get to the end, SIR! Seriously though, after reading through this thread, the word weird seems kind of fitting. I don't want to insult you, of course.
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.Air is lava! posted:I strongly suggest waiting for the refreshed geological report! Yes, good, this is wise. Hold on a second, I'll give the order.
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