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Uh, maybe we should check how to use help? Don't want us using it wrong or something!
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If we use Help, the terrorists have won.
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Jun 20, 2014 05:42
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nine-gear crow posted:If we use Help, the terrorists have won. We're Canada. I'm pretty sure the worst terrorist in Canada is the guy who doesn't put Maple Syrup on his pancakes.
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Jun 20, 2014 05:44
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or someone who shoots Mounties, either or
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Jun 20, 2014 05:48
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Aces High posted:or someone who shoots Mounties, either or What if they do both?
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Jun 20, 2014 05:49
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Then they're like...double...worst terrorists...or something. At any rate, I don't see the need for help from a practical standpoint. There are mines, and we have to sweep em. Simple as that.
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Jun 20, 2014 05:53
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Aces High posted:or someone who shoots Mounties, either or TOO SOON
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Jun 20, 2014 05:55
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nine-gear crow posted:If we use Help, the terrorists have won.   Mmmhmm. Well, lucky for all you nay-sayers, the Help function doesn't work. Whenever you click on it, that little blue circle thing appears for a second and then nuthin'. I'll tell you this much: this is what makes the Canadian Military the best. See, we train on all this broken junk, so that when it comes to the real deal we're just that much better than everyone else because we have to figure out to survive on garbage. We're like that football team in that bank commercial. But Pvt. Dr. Snark is right. It's time we get back to minesweepin'.
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Jun 20, 2014 06:12
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CORNERS FIRST. ALWAYS THE CORNERS FIRST.
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Jun 20, 2014 06:13
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Corners? Ha! A real man lives and dies by his risks. Take a hit right beneath Mr. Smiley there.
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Jun 20, 2014 06:23
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You're playing with lives, McTimmy!
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Jun 20, 2014 06:28
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Sir! Third square from the left in the bottom row, sir!
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Jun 20, 2014 06:36
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I plan to walk from the lower left corner, straight to the top right corner, sir! The spirit of the noble Canadian Beaver guides me!
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Jun 20, 2014 07:59
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I'm here, sir, fresh from this recruiting video! And I must say the third from the right, and 7th down looks like a fine place for me to dig, Sir!
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Jun 20, 2014 09:00
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Ramos posted:CORNERS FIRST. ALWAYS THE CORNERS FIRST. Sir, I'll take the lower right corner, sir! HOORAAH!
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Jun 20, 2014 09:39
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I think the square immediately below the top left square is promising, sir! I can feel it calling to me, with promises of victory, sir! Or explosives, but let's hope it is the first, sir!
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Jun 20, 2014 09:46
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Oy me ol gubbna, gib me de ol Line 4 Columns 2, the ol 42 like what we did back in the ol country back 'ome!
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Jun 20, 2014 13:50
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5 down, on the column farthest to the right.
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Jun 20, 2014 15:21
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Sun-Tzu says that fighting an uphill battle is ill advised, so I say that we should start our sweep from the top-center, Sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 16:04
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Sir, would a sharpshooter courtesy of greatest Canadian who ever lived Bret Hart be of any use, Sir? Also row 3 column 5, Sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 16:19
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Sir! The Quebecers refuse to participate in the training unless the module is set to French language!
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Ramos posted:CORNERS FIRST. ALWAYS THE CORNERS FIRST.  By the books, eh, Pvt. Ramos?McTimmy posted:Corners? Ha! A real man lives and dies by his risks. Take a hit right beneath Mr. Smiley there.  Risky, but you're still here, Pvt. McTimmy. Blackray Jack posted:Sir! Third square from the left in the bottom row, sir!  Mmmhmm. Look's good, soldier.Turos Kensei posted:I plan to walk from the lower left corner, straight to the top right corner, sir! The spirit of the noble Canadian Beaver guides me!  Hold, you what? Muthafu-- Alright. I've got my helmet. Go on ahead. You realize the Canadian Beaver is a viscous animal, right? It's a vengeful and cruel spirit. We worship it so that it doesn't dam every river in the country, bringing about floods of Biblical proportions.  My god, that was incredible. Looks like the Beaver spirit decided to take pity on you after all. Anyways, you're all getting real eager. Which is great. But rather then let you all just start wandering on the grid, why don't the rest of you take a moment and check out its current state. If you still want to go ahead with your proposed move, then have at it. But I figured some of you might want to lay down some flags.Heavy neutrino posted:Sir! The Quebecers refuse to participate in the training unless the module is set to French language!  Le Québécois a refusé d'être dans l'armée canadienne sauf s'ils ont reçu leur propre spécialisées escadrons français. Si vous désirez transférer, parler de canonnier le sergent d'état-major neuf-pignon du nid-de-Corbeau.
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Jun 20, 2014 17:15
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Sir! As an absolutely not-in-disguise-American-mole, I propose we CARPET BOMB THE EVER-LOVIhem. I propose that we plant the flag of I further propose that the square to the upper-left of the "2" touching the initially-flagged territory itself be flagged! OH SAY CAN YOU SEee.. CANADAAAA
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Jun 20, 2014 17:22
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Sir, I've evaluated the situation and have determined the locations of several mines. I have also determined the next step to take, the red circle. I hope that you will overlook my past performance. I have decided that I'm ready to stop asking for help so much, and I'm ready to be a man and take action. Sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 17:23
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Bacter posted:Sir! As an absolutely not-in-disguise-American-mole, I propose we CARPET BOMB THE EVER-LOVIhem. Ugh. Albertans.GNU Order posted:Sir, I've evaluated the situation and have determined the locations of several mines. I have also determined the next step to take, the red circle. You and Pvt. Alberta over there seem to have the right idea. Looks to me we're about ready to start clearing out the rest of the field. You all think we can finish off Stage 1 of the training today?
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Jun 20, 2014 17:34
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 Flag the red circles and clear the blues. Sir.
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Jun 20, 2014 17:50
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Sir! Every non-flagged square up to column 6 can be cleared safely, sir! In addition, there appears to be a mine at column 8, row 5, sir! Edit: Ninja-ordered!
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RickVoid posted:Flag the red circles and clear the blues.   Well, well, well. I'm mighty proud of you all. You've accomplished stage 1 of the Canadian Military's training. Don't get too cocky. Things are about to get real. But to all of you soldiers who participated in this training, you've earned your commendations. Now, I'm going to get the next mine grid set up. Until then, at ease, soldiers.
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Jun 20, 2014 18:16
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Sir, request permission to knock that smiling rear end in a top hat's sunglasses off his smug face, sir!
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Jun 20, 2014 18:23
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Whoa there private! The Air Force's budget was depleted ten times to buy a bunch of useless F-35's, and they can't buy replacement Smug Aviator Sunglasses(TM) before 2030!
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Jun 20, 2014 18:25
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Sir! Viscera Cleanup Squadron reporting for du-oh god what happened to those poor fields.
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Jun 20, 2014 18:36
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SIR! I wish to offer, as a native... Al...bertian? My formal apologies for failing to implement regulation S.C. 2012, c. 12(b) in reasonable haste! As should be clear, this dictates that in case of military training, taking place at a marked military base or training exercise enclosure, in addition to the beloved argent and gules , ANY training company must at all times, excluding inclement weather in the case of a small (defined in S.C. 1954 c. 2(c)) base, fly the regimental or company colors!It shall not happen again, SIR! BRING OUT THE COLORS!  HOIST THE FLAG! 
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Cpl. Bacter, that poo poo is beautiful. I take back anything cruel, mean, or unnecessary that I've ever said about Albertans. Being a colder Texas isn't the worst thing in the world. It's still weird that Fort McMurray is basically Mordor, but hey, I won't judge. But it's time to get back in the saddle. We completed Stage 1 training with only 3 casualties. Good job! Let's try and keep this next stage relatively painless, okay? Who's up?
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I LIVE! I'M NOT DEAD YET. Let's deal with this one with the time old method of starting with the corner and go from there.
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Jun 20, 2014 20:33
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Sir! Hit everything on the top row, sir!
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Jun 20, 2014 20:34
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Second Row from the left, straight down, Sir!
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InfinityComplex posted:I LIVE! I'M NOT DEAD YET. I'll have you know that while I personally find the concept of serving alongside the living-dead to be distasteful and repugnant, the Canadian Military itself is, if anything, tolerant. Go ahead Cpl. Zombie. What, are you expecting a "thank you?"Brony Hunter posted:Sir! Hit everything on the top row, sir!   No! Damnit, Pvt. Brony Hunter! That's too much, too soon!SystemLogoff posted:Second Row from the left, straight down, Sir!  Goddamnit, someone restrain these assholes! Don't you clowns know it's not good Minesweeper form to do entire rows and columns? Look at--JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS! These were new boots! Pvt. Pyroi, see what your "Viscera Cleanup Squadron" can do about clearing out this mess. Alright, again! This time use some tact.
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Sir I'm just going to jump up and down on the center square sir.
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Sir, I suggest that we begin cleanup on Row 4, Column 4. It seems like a nice place to start.
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I believe I can fly. Dead center.
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