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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Quality op, op. Looking forward to seeing two utterly humiliating games in which Lionel Messi and Thomas Muller each score 18 goals, and then going to bed.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Looking forward to Messi singlehandedly overthrowing the Ayatollah today

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Di Maria, Messi, Aguero and Higuain, dear lord, wouldn't want to be the team that has to defend against that.

I'm not sure if any team in this World Cup has a better front 4 than that, honestly

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Slate Action posted:

Haha the USA is literally the only team Iran has ever beaten at the World Cup

only america is afraid of their nuclear program

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
MALVINAS

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

theres one at each end of the pitch, maybe someone should tell them

wow orientalism, i'm sure they'll discover that on their own and don't need a westerner to tell them

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

who is iran's best player ever

Xerxes

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
oof higuain

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

tbp posted:

maradona really is going for the lesbian grandma look

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i've literally never seen those type of blocky visor sunglasses on anyone who wasn't a 65 year old woman

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Sombrerotron posted:

Fairly impressive for such an old, drug-savaged sack to score a Latina Liz Hurley half his age

you can find some good looking prostitutes in brazil mate

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
one zaba, two zaba, three zabaleta

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
four zaba, five zaba, six zabaleta

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
seven zaba, eight zaba, nine zabaleta

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
HEEEYYY ZABALETA

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
argies getting closer

better send in an aircraft carrier

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

belgend posted:

this game is better than i thought it would be

you have low expectations

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Enigma89 posted:

I think he has a cucumber sitting there with the rest of his fruit. :wtc:

cucumbers are good

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Funky Koval posted:

this is a bad game

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

you'd probably eat it separately to the apple but yeah id eat one on its own

i frequently eat cucumber on its own, especially when you add a little salt it's delicious

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Rad Valtar posted:

I eat cucumbers by themselves all the time. Peel them, slice them and sprinkle a little salt on them.

don't even need to peel them, the skin is good too

sometimes i don't even slice them, i just eat it like a handfruit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

peeling just adds unnecessary work and means you're not getting your money's worth imo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
tbh this game is bad enough that atm i'm more excited about finding new cucumber recipes itt than watching the match

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

yeah this is all sorts of non canon

you have to draw the line somewhere

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the first half of ARG-BiH was dire too, then there were goals

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Enigma89 posted:

Moscow Mule
  • 4.5cl vodka
  • 0.5cl lime juice
  • 12cl ginger beer (or ginger ale if you are lazy)
  • 2 - 3 Slices of Cucumber



gonna have to try this, looks legit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i took a poo poo at halftime and it was significantly more enjoyable than watching this match

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Eau de MacGowan posted:

why, was it an unusual poo poo

just firm and enjoyable, not much wiping required, nothing too out of the ordinary

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

sometimes its really satisfying to take a poo poo

this

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

catholics cant either but loving millions of catholics have rosary tattoos and also probably other ones too

pretty sure jfk had a full body tattoo of all the women he'd hosed and he was a catholic

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
and iran

iran so far away

from scoring a goal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

are all the other matches today forecast to be as trash as this one? Cuz there's a museum exhibition going on not far from me that i've wanted to check out for a while

germany-ghana will be tight and make up for all this poo poo when muller scores another hat trick

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

vyelkin posted:

and iran

iran so far away

from scoring a goal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
that's not a pen, but it should be a corner

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol okay yeah that's a stonewall pen

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
ARG is what i'll be saying after watching 90 minutes of this poo poo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

im glad this thread has taught me the term handfruit

world cup threads are an educational resource which can save us money in the education system

- tony abbott

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

dont troll me vyelkin im a world cup mod

i'm sorry, please don't deport me

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

you must have missed the signs, but gently caress OFF, WE'RE FULL

it's okay, christmas island sounds like a nice place :unsmith:

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

:lol:

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