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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Argentinas gonna messi up Iran something serious

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
OH MY GOD THAT GUY IN THE MASK COSTUME

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
lol univision guy didn't even try to pronounce reza's name, just called him Goochy

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

blue squares posted:

I don't want to go to a bar and spend money and I don't have ESPN where can I watch this?

Univision if you want some sweet latin american commentators

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

chicharona12345 posted:

oooh that was a close one. the pope is not praying hard enough

clearly catholicism is not God's Ture Religion

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
if argentina hasn't scored yet then maybe this is the WC that'll have the underdogs rise up and take their rightful place above all the garbage teams coasting on a reputation.

JK germany will stomp them all into the dust

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
are all the other matches today forecast to be as trash as this one? Cuz there's a museum exhibition going on not far from me that i've wanted to check out for a while

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Chris de Sperg posted:

im gonna be so happy when iran win 3-0 anyway

argentina is garbage, this match is iran's to take

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Katana Gomai posted:

unless it's the museum of tits and cocaine you're being a pussy rear end bitch if you forfeit world cup foots for a visit to the temple of nerd

i dunno man this match isn't nearly as exciting as Italian futurist paintings. At elast those have action

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
lol dat ref is so goddamn bought

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Saoritficis posted:

It was. Really hard to call properly though.

eh, fair enough, but i'm still thinking the ref is playing favorites a bit.

because he's not directly smacking down the argentine players :unsmigghh:

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Given that the Iranian team includes people that don't even play footy professionall (one's aprofessor in Canada iirc) 0-0 draws are baically a moral win for iran.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Is this serious and if so can we get a source?

It says so in the OP of the Iran team thread

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Agrajag posted:

A professor that is fit enough to play in Fifa? Dude must get college girls hitting on him non-stop. I would like to splice his genes into mine, pls.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

welp, time for the OP ofiran thread to get stoned to death

and me for believing him

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

mikeraskol posted:

Are there actually any good teams at this World Cup?

costa rica

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
seriously this WC is nuts, i was expecting this match to be a cut-and-dry argentina win.

also costa rica owning it category and spain getting its teeth kicked in were pleasant surprises, among others

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

EvanTH posted:

a iranian supporter in wayfarers was turning towards the camera like the argentinian earlier and it cut away aww

no it's better that he didn't engage with the camera, he looks so much better that way

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
my own disinterest for this upcoming germany game isn't that they're poo poo teams, but that it'll probably just be germany rolling over ghana. I want a match with actual competition

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

vyelkin posted:

it's funny that you say this during the closing stages of a game where iran have outplayed argentina

this is true, but argentina's reputation as garbage was already established earlier when they only beat Bosnia by 1 point while Germany got 4 on Portugal so they're not as bad

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
lol argie fans just look confused. they were suppoed to win! why aren't they winning? what is wrong, Messi-chan?

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
gently caress YOU MESSI YOU OVERRATED poo poo YOU DON'T DESERVE TO GO TO THE ROUND OF 16

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
even the univison guysare saying argentina doesnt deserve the win

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

davecrazy posted:

What the gently caress is the point of subbing with literally a min left?

waste time so that iran can't get a lucky goal

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW


Enigma89 posted:

Iran deserved to win that game.

gently caress that ref

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
there's still a chance that Iran makes it out and gives argentina the trouncing they so richly deserve, right? It all depends on how the Nigeria/Bosnia game goes

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
guys am i a plastic if i reflexively support the underdog? Cuz go Ghana, you beat those teutonic twats.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
has germany scored yet? no? it's a poo poo match, gonna go do something else while these garbagemen circlejerk

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
i thought the germans were precise and efficient??? wth germany?!

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
maybe the loss agains tthe yankee garbagemen shook them into playing well?

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Sandwolf posted:

maybe we should "hide" the "white women"

too late stadium's full of cute white chicks. problem is they're generally supporting The Other Team

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

mr sad posted:

for those of us who don't belong to the master race, can you translate?

"Klose [is] with us." It's a reference to "Gott mit uns" (God with us) which was a German motto in WWI, and maybe other times as well i dont remember.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Pissflaps posted:

when was the last time germany won anything

1871

e: actually 1904 because Herero War

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Polidoro posted:

Please let the next game be poo poo, I've got stuff to do. The World Cup is ruining my life.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

DoctorOfLawls posted:

I have no idea who to root for here, thoughts?

i think bosnia are the underdogs in this match so i'm rooting for them but i know fuckall about football so someone please correct me if i'm wrong

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Dirk Pitt posted:

Africa, or you are a racist.

Excuse me, i believe rooting against Bosnia makes you a filthy Serb/Croat war criminal and racist against Musims:colbert:

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Sandwolf posted:

they're both underdogs really

I figured as much, but I do remember seeing Nigeria in previous WCs so I put Bosnia down for the underdog on that alone since I have no idea what the details on those teams are.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Dirk Pitt posted:

Chasing gazelles for food will do that

um mods??? This guy's not using proper punctuation!

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Nigerian scammers have paid off the refs

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

runoverbobby posted:

loving referees are Nigerian putos.

mods??? FIFA investigators???

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