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Holding his teeth as if it was an inadvertent tooth-to-shoulder collision that had just occurred was the best little detail. I honestly must have watched it 50 times when it happened it was great.
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vyelkin posted:To be slightly fair to him, it did look like Chiellini elbowed him in the mouth immediately after the bite, which is a pretty understandable reaction but still hurts a lot. Doesn't make what Suarez did any less bizarre or terrible of course. The Uruguayan version of events is that Chiellini elbowed him in the eye, though. Which to be fair, he did.
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Smirr posted:The Uruguayan version of events is that Chiellini elbowed him in the eye, though. Which to be fair, he did. Oh, okay. I'm just going off what I remember from the replays during the game itself.
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The fact that he bit a dude and then Italy went out as well also earns a hearty lol from this poster
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he bit the guy on the shoulder then threw himself to the floor holding his head lol it makes me lol somuch every time
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/25/luis-suarez-uruguay-fight-against-banquote:Suárez’s lawyer, Alejandro Balbi, said he was preparing a case to show Suárez had been unfairly targeted and would use “all the arguments possible” to clear his client. “We don’t have any doubts that this has happened because it’s Suárez involved and secondly because Italy have been eliminated,” he told Uruguayan radio. “There’s a lot of pressure from England and Italy. There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we are convinced that it was an absolutely casual play, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suárez can show a bruised and an almost closed eye.” I also love the bit about precedents. I'm going to have to assume people in Uruguay played the "oh he just fell teeth-first onto the guys shoulder, leave poor Luisito alone" defense the first two times, too.
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Smirr posted:http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/25/luis-suarez-uruguay-fight-against-ban The Uruguayan FA also say that apparently those bite marks on Chiellini's shoulder are photoshopped. They're going all-in on their defence of Suarez.
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Jun 26, 2014 09:54
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I love Vincent Enyeama but he really messed up on Messi's freekick yesterday, he zoned out completely. Can't see Nigeria progressing past the French but you can bet your rear end Ollie G and Benzena are gonna take dozens of shots right into Vincent's hands.
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Jun 26, 2014 09:59
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Haha loving hell, did they watch the same match we all watched? It was pretty loving clear what happened on the night, and unless someone is capable of a masterful bit of instantaneous CG on a moving subject then broadcast live to the world, we have Suarez caught dead to rights. I think the insidious thing about this incident is that he waited until the ball was away and the focus wasn't near him. Unfortunately for him though, its the world loving cup and he is on camera literally all the time.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:02
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This bite is far more glorious than the Ivanovic one. You really see him leaning into Chiellinis shoulder and taking this chomp like he really expects to take off some flesh, it's amazing. It's cool how players always react in the same way, they're just completely shocked, Luis is such a weirdo.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:09
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I think the REAL question here, is what actually IS Suarez? Is he a Vampire or Zombie? I would say Vampire because he seems to have a fixation on the neck area but he did go for a players arm once, which makes me pause for doubt.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:12
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Pissflaps posted:he bit the guy on the shoulder then threw himself to the floor holding his head lol it makes me lol somuch every time he then went on to hold his big loving horse teeth lol like he couldnt decide what hurt more
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Jun 26, 2014 10:20
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he bit a man, then held his teeth as if his teeth were somehow in pain, then said his chest hit chiellinis shoulder and in that collision he somehow hurt his eye, but the british press are somehow to blame. i love it all, it's amazing, this world cup, loving hell man.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:21
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I think its amazing and cool that people put literal money on this exact thing happening and won money from betting on that thing
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stickyfngrdboy posted:he bit a man, then held his teeth as if his teeth were somehow in pain, then said his chest hit chiellinis shoulder and in that collision he somehow hurt his eye, but the british press are somehow to blame. i love it all, it's amazing, this world cup, loving hell man. 
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vyelkin posted:The Uruguayan FA also say that apparently those bite marks on Chiellini's shoulder are photoshopped. They're going all-in on their defence of Suarez. It's the best/worst part. By denying it they will keep the issue alive for so much longer.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:48
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I loved the other Uruguay players trying to pull chiellini's shirt down so the ref couldn't see the bite marks, it was so fuckin funny
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Jun 26, 2014 10:49
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-Spiffy- posted:I think its amazing and cool that people put literal money on this exact thing happening and won money from betting on that thing I've already put money on the length of ban it's great.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:53
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stickyfngrdboy posted:I loved the other Uruguay players trying to pull chiellini's shirt down so the ref couldn't see the bite marks, it was so fuckin funny Uruguayan FA is now claiming the bite marks were (get this) photoshopped lol
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Jun 26, 2014 10:55
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ephex posted:Uruguayan FA is now claiming the bite marks were (get this) photoshopped lol Dental plan
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Jun 26, 2014 10:55
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I love the Uruguay player trying to cover up chellinis shoulder while he's showing the ref
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Jun 26, 2014 10:57
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Neymar 4 - Messi 4 - Mueller 4 - Ronald 0 lol
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Neymar 4 - Messi 4 - Mueller 4 - Ronald 0 Muller only has 3, unless you can see the future and he's going to score against the USA.
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vyelkin posted:Muller only has 3, unless you can see the future and he's going to score against the USA. I can, he will
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Jun 26, 2014 11:39
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stickyfngrdboy posted:I loved the other Uruguay players trying to pull chiellini's shirt down so the ref couldn't see the bite marks, it was so fuckin funny Lol this was my favourite part too.
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Jun 26, 2014 12:01
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quote:"I didn't see him bite anyone and, in football, I was taught that you obey what the referee says," -The Actual President of Uruguay
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TimberJoe posted:Dental plan Luis need braces
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Tortuga posted:-The Actual President of Uruguay anyone would think they're a one man team
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-Spiffy- posted:I think its amazing and cool that people put literal money on this exact thing happening and won money from betting on that thing The bookies had a comparatively low quota on that tbh.
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Jun 26, 2014 12:21
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3 times in 4 years, 175 to 1... I'd take it.
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Jun 26, 2014 12:55
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Tortuga posted:-The Actual President of Uruguay Is this real life?
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Jun 26, 2014 13:07
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Biting is not worse than kicking a player off the ball. Retrospective red and nothing more itpo
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Jun 26, 2014 13:10
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I'm trying to think of an absurd example to disparage what that guy said and realize it can't possible beat what actually happened in front of a few billion people.
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Jun 26, 2014 13:11
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I'd rather be bitten any day than have Antonio Valencia rake his studs down my leg.
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Jun 26, 2014 13:20
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-Spiffy- posted:Is this real life?
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Neymar 4 - Messi 4 - Mueller 4 - Ronald 0 PEDs?
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Pedro De Heredia posted:PEDs? But enough about the other forum you posted on when this was down
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Flayer posted:Reminder that the president of Uruguay is an actual peasant. He's a cool troll.
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