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Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

-Spiffy- posted:

Is this real life?

Marijuana is legal Uruguay.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I would like to see Suarez banned world wide until he has completed Anger Managemet and psy evaluations from an unbiased third party.

Dude needs help. Banned twice for biting, and once for racism.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Soulex posted:

I would like to see Suarez banned world wide until he has completed Anger Managemet and psy evaluations from an unbiased third party.

Dude needs help. Banned twice for biting, and once for racism.

and he's not even British!

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Soulex posted:

I would like to see Suarez banned world wide until he has completed Anger Managemet and psy evaluations from an unbiased third party.

Dude needs help. Banned twice for biting, and once for racism.

No I want him even angrier!

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
9 games and 4 months is the ban.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

TraderStav posted:

9 games and 4 months is the ban.
Wow, that's a stupid ban.

Now imagine some unknown player had done it. Are we supposed to believe they would have gotten such a mild ban?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I'm just bemused by the whole Suarez thing for the reasons stated by TBP. I just hope the FIFA ban comes down after Uruguay play their next game and he does something even more mental in the interim.

E: damnit

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Juanito posted:

Wow, that's a stupid ban.

Now imagine some unknown player had done it. Are we supposed to believe they would have gotten such a mild ban?

If the unknown player had done it for a third time the punishment would have been about the same.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TraderStav posted:

9 games and 4 months is the ban.

Link?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Love the 66k fine to go with it, such a big financial impact

Luis Suárez banned for four months for biting opponent in World Cup clash

http://gu.com/p/3qef7

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


lol check the suarez thread

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/26/world-cup-2014-day-15-live

I'm just glancing it over now, but it seems like the 4 month ban is universal?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

People please. We have a Suarez thread.

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012





http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28023882

4 months on all football leaves Liverpool in an almost identical situation to last season. No Suarez until October.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Could have been longer but it's a pretty fair sentence, he really took a huge dump over his own legacy with this one and his countrymen will eventually come around and see what a mental idiot he is.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Hegay posted:

People please. We have a Suarez thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3645743

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
We should def ban the most entertaining player in world soccer now if u'll excuse me I'm needed at chiellini's candlelit vigil

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Myssu posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28023882

4 months on all football leaves Liverpool in an almost identical situation to last season. No Suarez until October.

November, this time.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Soulex posted:

I would like to see Suarez banned world wide until he has completed Anger Managemet and psy evaluations from an unbiased third party.

Dude needs help. Banned twice for biting, and once for racism.

They should make a Latin American remake of Anger Management, starring Luis Suarez and Jack Nicholson.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Now that they've dealt with Suarez, Neymar is next on FIFA's hit list for wearing the wrong underwear.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/brazil2014/neymar-investigated-by-fifa-for-underwear-violation-report-1.2687873

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

vyelkin posted:

Now that they've dealt with Suarez, Neymar is next on FIFA's hit list for wearing the wrong underwear.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/brazil2014/neymar-investigated-by-fifa-for-underwear-violation-report-1.2687873

No place for this in the modern game, imo.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Good job by FIFA imo. They keep their eyes on the real important issues. It's money.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

frankenfreak posted:

Good job by FIFA imo. They keep their eyes on the real important issues. It's money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

gently caress these gay fourms for denying me then opportunity to post CIELITO LINDO during the mexico game

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