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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Big alpha Ronald crushes US&A with crisp cross to win 2-2

Tiki taka death twitch and wins over kangaroo defence 3-0
Both teams out

Oranje juice quenches chile 2-0
Both teams through

Brazil boots Cameroon 4-1 out. game sucked IMO

Mexican coach owns and also they win 3-1
Not sure who won the fight in the stands though.

England gets a glimpse of future talent, playing a dour 0-0 draw against future world champions Costa Rica


Suarez bites a man, hurts big teeth and claims conspiracy. Also Italy going home losing 1-0

loving Greece beats 1000% elephants because they can even walk straight and I assume a nazi referee. 2-1


Columbia tops pool, remains unbeaten after crushing polite blue samurai 4-1

Messi scores twice on his happy birthday 3-2 vs Nigeria which is good enough to see them both through

Bosnia spoils Iran and they are both going home 3-1

I wrote this on my phone.

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Bogan Krkic posted:

good thread good av op

Noice.

Also England should stop all sports because they are real bad and lose a lot.

Cricket, union, football. Lol also.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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It's must be weird to be in Uruguay right now defending a weirdo biter man because he he's good at a sport.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Reminder Enyeama is last world cups Ochoa and he still owns.

Super Eagle supremacy.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Makes me hungry for spaghetti

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Dunno why people post that goku gif when he had the sweetest mullet ever in the 80s or whatever.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Wrong shoulder, bad photo, voted 1

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Don't work for free mate.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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The first one was the best because it was so brazen.

He was basically looking at the Ref while he did it.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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I think its amazing and cool that people put literal money on this exact thing happening and won money from betting on that thing

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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Tortuga posted:

-The Actual President of Uruguay

Is this real life?

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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I'm trying to think of an absurd example to disparage what that guy said and realize it can't possible beat what actually happened in front of a few billion people.

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