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harper is bisexual
Jan 10, 2014
Obviously you can make up a joke username because this is a comedy forum but it'd be nice if you thought of something real that they might use. They would probably pick their own username but you can imagine what they might pick. I don't have any good ones thought up I just thought it'd be interesting if Lowtax passed the forums on to his daughter and she ended up admin'ing for our children. Maybe Vilerat's two children will become moderators of Debate Disco.

Anyway, here's one for if I have a son: killyourfather

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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Cream of CannedMacabre

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
harper is bisexual.

im sorry you had to find out like this

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
They will inherit my account if and when they successfully challenge me for dominance of the tribe

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

no you shut the gently caress up dad

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
Cream of CannedMacabre

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
runupon crackerson

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Child Support Baller

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Aatrek's Lover

Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007
Lowtax.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
I love my dead gay dad

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
drat Son.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Poopsock Puppet

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
xtreme_rosebud_fartz because growing up with constant internet access has made them desensitized to everything

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

dward 2 son of dwarf

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Ferid posted:

They will inherit my account if and when they successfully challenge me for dominance of the tribe

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
i will strike my child if they get an account here

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Big Dick McClintock

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
He already picked it out. Bear Spit.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

This forum will be long dead before my daughter is old enough to post. The end times are upon us goons.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If I ever have a child, I will suck start a 12 guage.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Archer667

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
niggerstomper69

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Conjunto pan tiro

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi
dongus

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Nos fo Alucard. Think about it.

Fitz
Sep 10, 2002
King of Cheese
Fitz 2: Electric Boogaloo

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

WeaponGradeDisappointment

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

Fagapprentice

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


ill be hosed if i let my kids use SA. you guys are nuts

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS

Fishy Joe posted:

niggerstomperjunior

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
Bearded Sexgiver

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Stupid human being, the Son of a Stupid human being, Who Was in Turn Also the Son of a Stupid human being

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

FaggotsAllTheWayDown

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Ferid posted:

They will inherit my account if and when they successfully challenge me for dominance of the tribe

Reported for future acc sharing

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
That will also be my son-daughter-hybrid's name

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Pollyanna posted:

ill be hosed if i let my kids use SA. you guys are nuts

haha was that joke supposed to have that many layers? god drat

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

A Children

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

rcman50166 posted:

haha was that joke supposed to have that many layers? god drat

I like your posting gimmick it always makes my day

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Child Nickname DownsKid

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