WWE Smackown is celebrating 48 hours of forum stability for 6/27

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WWE Superstars celebrate Something Awful!
	"The forums would come back up eventually, all you had to do was Bo-lieve!"
	"EXCUSE ME! My retirement put the forums in a state of mourning and they shut down for a bit, that's all." cackle
	"I am the Architect of the forums, I can take them down whenver I drat well please!"
	"Lowtax 3:16 just whipped your rear end!"

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Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

After MitB can he just go back to being regular rear end Kane?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:02

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What a stupid dogshit gently caress of an ending to that match :mad:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:03

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Scruffy the janitor posted:

After MitB can he just go back to being regular rear end Kane?

You wish. They're keeping him strong for a certain return.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:03

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

I haven't watched smackdown in god knows how long so I figured I'd watch tonight. Tuning in real late so I was wondering if I missed anything exciting.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:03

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I couldn't care less about MITB because there is like less than 1% chance John Cena isn't leaving with the belt.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:04

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Daniel Bryan posted:

You wish. They're keeping him strong for a certain return.

JTG?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:06

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

Stardust is outside

Haha WHAT

WHAT THE

THE BLEEP

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Fibby Boy posted:

I haven't watched smackdown in god knows how long so I figured I'd watch tonight. Tuning in real late so I was wondering if I missed anything exciting.

They teased tension between Orton and Seth that HHH did his best to paper over.
Ambrose beat Barrett clean as a sheet and then Barrett suffered a legit injury during a post-match beatdown by Swagger. Ambrose was beating on Swagger when Seth attacked him from behind.
Paige destroyed Cameron in a match, post-match Cameron went nuts and when Naomi tried to break it up, Cameron knocked Naomi into Paige who assumed she was being attacked, Cameron seemed to be enjoying watching the chaos.
Sheamus won a DQ victory over Bray in a match that was good but ruined by the dogshit stupid ending.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

As awesome as Stardust is I'm wondering why Goldust doesn't seem worried about the fact that Cody has disappeared.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:08

Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

I love you Stardust

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I love Stardust a lot, and Goldust's enthusiastic reactions to him.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:08

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I like that Cody is completely committing to this gimmick, but he doesn't come across quite as well as Golddust doing the whole weird-crazy gimmick yet.

What an odd tag matchup.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:09

Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

DingoSlasher posted:

Stardust is outside

Haha WHAT

WHAT THE

THE BLEEP

Apparently you can't say hermaphrodite on sci-fi

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:10

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

They teased tension between Orton and Seth that HHH did his best to paper over.
Ambrose beat Barrett clean as a sheet and then Barrett suffered a legit injury during a post-match beatdown by Swagger. Ambrose was beating on Swagger when Seth attacked him from behind.
Paige destroyed Cameron in a match, post-match Cameron went nuts and when Naomi tried to break it up, Cameron knocked Naomi into Paige who assumed she was being attacked, Cameron seemed to be enjoying watching the chaos.
Sheamus won a DQ victory over Bray in a match that was good but ruined by the dogshit stupid ending.

Thanks for the recap J-Ru. Sad I already missed the one reason why I tuned in. :smith:

At least I'm just in time to listen to Heyman.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ruggington posted:

Apparently you can't say hermaphrodite on sci-fi

What about sexy vampire?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:10

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Ruggington posted:

Apparently you can't say hermaphrodite on sci-fi

that must suck for the writers of their movies

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, oh Heyman, that's great strategy.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:11

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Heh, Heyman's getting pissy.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:12

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Fire Cole
Fire JBL
Put Heyman back on commentary

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman knows how to distract Vince's questions through the Cole mouthpiece by mentioning Hillary Clinton, causing Vince to go into a frothing frenzy backstage.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:13

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Scruffy the janitor posted:

Fire Cole
Fire JBL
Put Heyman back on commentary

Cole is cool.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I hope MITB is 1 hour of wrestling and 2 hours of Goldust marveling over how great Stardust is.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:15

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

I know the impact was just a little flubbed but that really looked like a tilt-a-whirl atomic drop Del Rio did.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:17

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Dolph

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:18

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Paul Heyman wins!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cesaro sez: gently caress Alberto Del Rio!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:20

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

smushed em good

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

These Usos have some sort of Magnetic Attitude!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:22

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

dem boys

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

This Usos promo :stare:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:22

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

I like it when the Usos get nutso in their promos.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:22

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Uso's channeling coked up Ric Flair there.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:23

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

Uso's channeling coked up Ric Flair there.

Seriously. :stare:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:25

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Oh hey guys we didn't get to talk about Big E's amazing minister promo how amazing was that?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:27

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

BOO LANA RUSSIA DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF GROUP STAGES RUSSIA SUCKS

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The worst part of the forums being down was not being able to talk about that Big E promo.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh OH, she said,"You're fat."

I thought she said,"You're hosed!"

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:29

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Did somebody say American Dream?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:30

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

I think Rusev will take this one.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:30

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rusev: AMERICA RUSEV CRUSH! :black101:

Cole: America Rusev crush :geno:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:31

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