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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
~20 person breakaway that nobody was very interested in chasing. Gallopin was prepared to do the work at the front of the break to keep it going and take a Yellow into Bastille day.

Tony Martin was just riding a completely different race to everyone else.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a pretty poo poo thing for a loving expensive piece of hand-made kit to do.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's some pretty good fog.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This is a good tour for teams having to restructure their roles.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Two straight mountain time trials can't be healthy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

Two straight mountain time trials can't be healthy.

Yeah, he's dead.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If there was a bike on the floor with a broken frame, people probably thought it must have been associated.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His leg speed on that incline is mad.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Tony Martin only finished 16 minutes back. I was expecting him to roll in with the sprinters, thought he was completely gone.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks like someone trod on the seat tube and pulled the rest up.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They took their time diagnosing Froome's injury. I'd have thought they'd have him in in an MRI or CAT scanner within a few hours of the end of the race.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's safer than track racing. Or at least safer than track racing used to be.

Safer than the Giro too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_cyclists_who_died_during_a_race

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Surprised the team haven't dropped a few guys back to pull him on. Maybe they're not sure he's worth saving.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks like he's sobbing while he rides.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Team manager reckons he can still outclimb a bunch of sprinters even if they do have a group and he doesn't have a working back.

"Will he retire" + pity gets you mad camera time.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
http://www.letour.com/le-tour/2014/us/live/aso/ gives reasonable splits. The timing's not great, but it gives you an idea of where each group is.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I looked it up in the official rules, it depends on the assessed difficulty of the stage and the average speed at which the winner completed it. Assuming this is a medium difficulty stage, the relevant part would be:

10% between 38 km/h & 39 km/h;
11% between 39 km/h & 40 km/h;
12% between 40 km/h & 41 km/h;
13% between 41 km/h & 42 km/h;
14% between 42 km/h & 43 km/h;
15% between 43 km/h & 44 km/h

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If they think he'll do the same thing tomorrow they'll kick him.

If he doesn't retire at the end anyway.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks like he's done something to the muscles in his lower back. He really wanted to retire, but the team manager "encouraged" him to continue.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I give him 37 minutes.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
-32'05 should be fast enough for Talansky to stay on the tour. Just.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Second.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks comfortable.

Perhaps too comfortable...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think the White is down to about 10 seconds. Maybe that will be an interesting race.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Porte 8'48 down.

Bardet leads Pinot by 16 seconds for the white.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Diarrhoea and endurance sport isn't a great combination. You need those fluids.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is a lovely looking river.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Porte's gonna get dropped.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It depends if his chum is good enough to burn themselves usefully.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sagan's slipping. That was a third.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Don't they get more money from sponsors for being on the front for extended periods?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wear your own, custom printed shirt. Have it sponsored by your local undertaker.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well, this could bring Kwiatkowski into the top 10 at least.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Or Voeckler could ruin everyone in the breakaway.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's fine. He just needs a nap.

Pinot really wants the white to be well in his control by the end of today.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Unless someone gets kicked off a mountain in the next few days.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How good at TT is Bardet?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cocky motherfucker.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I love the motorbikes clearing the road of dancing idiots.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's going for it. The motorbike's struggling.

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