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strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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I am a bit loath to say it because I'm not really one of his fans, but it really was an admirable finish from Nibali. The bunch with Sagan couldn't get their poo poo straight. Great stage overall, the profile was just the kind I like to see.

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strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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serious gaylord posted:

Its the only thing they can do now. No chance at the sprint and they have no-one to go after any of the jerseys. Might as well get some TV coverage.

Yep. I have no idea who's supposed to challenge Kittel in a bunch finish. I liked the pull that Tony Martin made in the end, though, and hats off to Voeckler of course for breaking away over almost the entire stage.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Loving Chavanel's attack here.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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I missed today's stage: can someone explain what the hell happened that let Gallopin take such a huuuuuge whack of time?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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To hell with Framegate or whatever. Keep in mind this is the company that sued for ownership of the word "Roubaix"...

Also, I'm going to my barbershop and asking for The Peter Sagan straight away.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Withnail posted:

Cancellara drops out.

Well he can do whatever he wants I guess.



:c00lbutt:

Not homo

Wow. At this rate is the finish going to be two guys on the Champs Élysées?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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What happened to Sagan is basically exactly how he dropped the earlier stage to Nibali. He just sort of stood there arguing with the break while somebody else went for it. Welp, he's guaranteed green jersey so I guess that's decent?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Russian Bear posted:

What an awesome stage. Lol if you think Nibali is doping.

This is not an emptyquote. God drat can that guy ever accelerate.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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TraderStav posted:

According to reddit:

Bartosz Huzarski`s legs after 18th stage. Tour de France 2014



What the fuuuuuuuck is going on here?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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TraderStav posted:

It's my first time watching the tour (and flying today so unable to watch the final stage). Looking at the stage profile it looks like they do eight loops at the end? Is this right? What's the significance of this?

This is correct. It's basically for public spectacle - the loops are in the heart of Paris, so the fans on the Champs Élysées get to see the race go by eight times. It also allows the sprint to get sorted out. They don't really do any serious pulling before the peloton arrives at the start of the loop section.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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dema posted:



ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

:stonk:

That is some crypt keeper poo poo.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Macasaurus posted:

https://vine.co/v/MVnjqezZm95

who is this? someone said phil gaimon but idk

That's the daily recommended dose of :stonk: delivered! Holy drat!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Anyone watching the Tour of Alberta?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Fun facts from crazytown: Bouhanni dropped early by FDJ because the DS was tired of his poo poo.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/report-fdj-drops-bouhanni-after-french-interview

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Russian Bear posted:

It has to be a pursuit legal bike. Tossing things off a bike probably breaks some obscure UCI rule. I'd be surprised if Voigt doesn't get this one (Sosenka's record 49 something). He's a good TTer, the bike technology has come a long way. He won't beat Chris Boardman's 56 though - which is not a UCI legal record or whatever.





Ok those wheels are loving incredible.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Pocket posted:

^ Everyone else still has a race program going on that they probably don't want to spend time on the boards instead of the road.

Just caught the highlight show. Amazing stage, Contador was clinical there.

I am not the world's biggest Contador fan, but I love how he started grinning like an idiot when he attacked and duffed the hell out of Froome.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Russian Bear posted:

Is that some weird Belgian "gently caress you"?

Making a fist at 90 degrees like that and grabbing the crook of your arm is basically a big "gently caress you" to most Europeans AFAIK. Bras d'honneur.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Man am I ever stoked on the wild card TDF selections. Bora, MTN Qubekha and Europcar.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Wow, Dennis and Voigt were basically mirror images, that's neat. Makes Bobridge's attempt look pretty awful by comparison...

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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That was a clusterfuck for QS. Good on Stannard. People in the cafe I was watching with were banging the tables in frustration as Boonen collapsed.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Paddyb posted:

Stybar is becoming what Sagan was supposed to have become.

This is an eerily accurate statement. (Can Stybar do sick2nasty wheelies though?)

That was a fun race to watch. I really, really wanted Vanmarcke to come back at them in the end but he was just too gassed.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Ciolek Smash!

https://twitter.com/Cyclocosm/status/579677398007840769/photo/1

Also, poor Stybar. I wanted to see him take a shot at this. :(

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Jamsque posted:

Oleg Tinkov has fired Bjarne Riis as director of Tinkoff-Saxo, citing the team's poor performance. The disappointment of missing out on the podium at Milan - San Remo was presumably the last straw.

COINCIDENTALLY the long-awaited Danish Anti-Doping Agency report is expected to be released next week.

*tents fingers in Mr. Burns "excellent" posture*

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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I'm watching in French on RDS, the commentary is so bad compared to Eurosport: they've spent like ten minutes on the phone with a Ridley rep talking about disc brakes instead of observing the race.

Also, high five to bilingualism, overcoming the drought of cycling coverage in North America and inconsistent pirate streaming. :canada:

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Apr 5, 2015

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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John Dough posted:

Another rider struck by a car :stare:

Shimano neutral drivers not having a good day today. Smashed the hell out of the FDJ car and their rider too. :wtc:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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It's no Orica bus incident, but that was glorious.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Withnail posted:

Peter Stetina broke his leg, knee and four ribs. Bike racing is a rough sport.

I just read about this and it seems freaking ridiculous. "Hey there are these posts here, maybe we should tell someone" "nah gently caress that just throw a cone on it."

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Come onnnn Stybar!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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:golfclap:

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Aug 7, 2008

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Loving Africa Chaps posted:

CyCling is brutal, someone slammed into a concrete wall at 40 and after a quick check gets his bike handed to him and sent on his way

See also: Johnny Hoogerland.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Xir posted:

Contador was taken off for x-rays. Couldn't put on the pink jersey and his left arm just hung loosely at his side.



I just wanted to thank you profusely for getting this screengrab. It's beautiful beyond measure.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Ohhhhhh my god, Alaphilippe!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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serious gaylord posted:

For someone who seems to hate giving money away you have to wonder why he bought a cycling team.

Didn't you read the quotes? It's his toy!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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That was evidently the best gel Landa had ever tasted, holy crap.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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drat fine riding from Hesjedal today.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Peter Sagan wins in Aalst, does what Peter Sagan does... or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fAyOX52JM

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Welp, Nacer Bouhanni as dodgy as ever today.

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Aug 7, 2008

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Gibbo posted:

You know who else has track golds and can climb? Absolutely nobody except the British.

Gaviria?

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strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

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Pimp Cauldron posted:

grand tours are a joke

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